Who Is November's Hot Slut Of The Month?
There's only two spots left in the grand finals for what is the most important election in the history of the world. Okay, the most important election in the history of the Internet? Okay, okay, the most important election on this website? OKAY! It's not important at all, but we have to pretend it is so Dolores' hair can grow back. But do we want Dolores' hair to grow back? Too many questions!
Here's your choices for November's Hot Slut of the Month:
Dolores the Bear: The most famous nudist bear at Germany's Leipzig Zoo
Patty from Dallas Divas & Daughters: The first chola of Dallas
Carmen de Mairena: Spain's official transsexual legend
b4-4: 90s Canadian boy band and the country's biggest importer of puka shells and mangel
Cast your vote in the sidebar to the right. The winning slut of November's Hot Slut cockass will be announced on Friday.
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That bird hasn't done shit but destroy itself because it SUCKS!
Carmen has moved her way to the fucking top in the name of our eyes!
She Cares dumb fucks!
LOOK AT HER! She lives for you fuckers so VOTE FOR CARMEN!!
I would just like to say, I'm upset that Diane Silvano didn't make it this far. I would have voted for her all the way.
B4-4 because a good friend of mine was the boy that beat the douches in the "GET DOWN" video!
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The fucking animal is ahead...Fucking color me shocked.
Please vote for Delores. That slut deserves it, being hairless and all.
Even before I voted, I knew.
The animal.
Of fucking course.
I think a woman who unintentionally looks like a transexual trumps an actual transexual but then patty and dolores do have the same hair. Should I then choose Dolores because she unintentionally has hair like patty? I think so. Those spiky haired boys are not even in the race.
TEAM DOLORES!
Bitch has a natural Brazillian.
Still bent the couch didn't win it all.
"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 7:13pm.
GO CANADA!!!
am I fist?
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wait? whaaaaat?!? Canada is up for hot slut?!
BABY!!!
*preen*
*struts on ice skates*
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 9:02pm.
I grew up in Highland Park in Dallas...Patty is a trashy whore who will never be high society in Dallas. She needs to move to Miami and suck old white haired mens balls for lunch.
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that's on the menus there?
Interesting. Appetizer or main dish?
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Really disappointed that the Florida Sheriff who did the press confernece on Tiger's charges didn't make the list. That's worse than a fucking hanging chad.
These animal sluts need to be overthrown, or else Imma have to start a riot in the streets over this fuckery. And I concur over the tragic La Pequeña loss. Lest we forget... *calling prayer circle*
Buy the Bear a snuggie fer fuck sake...Team Dolores..
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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 7:46pm.
And islandgirl, I'll never get over the La Pequena upset either. Travesty. And now no Daryl Nathan. There is no justice on Dlisted.
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Chuh, you're upset about La Pequena? I'm still smarting over Rojo Caliente's loss. *never forget*
I grew up in Highland Park in Dallas...Patty is a trashy whore who will never be high society in Dallas. She needs to move to Miami and suck old white haired mens balls for lunch.
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WHAT TO CHOOSE WHAT TO CHOOSE!?!??!
I VOTE M.K. TO BE A GUEST JUDGE IN RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE!!!
...I digress...
I have to vote the tranny....but then there's the slut nudist bear - you know it's for Hygiene purposes...like Howey Mandel is shaved....I digress....
OMG.....I need a drink!!!! But i have no booze....damn snow storm.....mouth wash it is...and a chaser of Red Bull...I feel so Hohan-ish..
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Team Dolores...she owns it!
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 7:46pm.
I just DO NOT understand why The Great Daryl Nathan didn't make the running. He was the first Hot Slut in a long time that I could get behind and campaign for Hot Slut of the Year. WHAT HAPPENED?
And islandgirl, I'll never get over the La Pequena upset either. Travesty. And now no Daryl Nathan. There is no justice on Dlisted.
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You took the words right out of my mouth, madam s.! Daryl Nathan got ROBBED!! His luxurious wig alone was enough to win Hot Slut. You throw that in with his mad keyboard skillz and like butter voice and there is NO QUESTION who should be Hot Slut of 2009. "On the Fourth.....of Juuuulllyyyyyyy!" TEAM DARYL NATHAN!
You try living your life as a baddly waxed bitch. Team Delores!!!
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
The bear better fuckin win!!!!!!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 8:32pm.
Not just a bear but a NEKKID BEAR...That bitch up to no good...Mmmmm'mmmm...I ain't saying I got insider information or anything, but somebody oughtta check out Tiger Woods's celly, cuz I've heard things about that bear...Mmmmm'mmmm...*pursing tiger lips*...
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ok, LOL. I'm still Team Carmen!
Submitted by AmberChella on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 8:21pm.
A BEAR, SERIOUSLY?
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Not just a bear but a NEKKID BEAR...That bitch up to no good...Mmmmm'mmmm...I ain't saying I got insider information or anything, but somebody oughtta check out Tiger Woods's celly, cuz I've heard things about that bear...Mmmmm'mmmm...*pursing tiger lips*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Team Dolores all the way!
A BEAR, SERIOUSLY? Come on! A 76-year-old Spanish tranny that has been doing sucky-sucky and fucky-fucky with another old man for a 100 years is less Hot Slutty than a GD naked bear? I mean, all of the female bears at that zoo are bald...Carmen is one of a kind. Ugh. White people and their animals.
MichaelK, no more HSTW animals please, they'll win every time.
Is it just me or doesn't Patty look like Khloe Kardashian's real mom? I think someone needs to call Maury
Carmen deserves the crown. She shoved her sessiness right up General Franco's ass ! Learn your history!
Ah. The sheer fucking glamour of it alll!!!
That is a BARE BEAR! Automatic HOT SLUT forever!
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Team Delores! She needs the votes so she can get a new coat.
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Team Delores!
Naked hoochie bear!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I just DO NOT understand why The Great Daryl Nathan didn't make the running. He was the first Hot Slut in a long time that I could get behind and campaign for Hot Slut of the Year. WHAT HAPPENED?
And islandgirl, I'll never get over the La Pequena upset either. Travesty. And now no Daryl Nathan. There is no justice on Dlisted.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Dolores is NAKED, for fuck's sake! Go Dolores!
dolores reminds me of my old boss
patty reminds me of that boss's secretary
Carmen reminds me of a time where I went to clubs and I was dancing with the "ladies"
b4-4 reminds me of the foolios I work with now
Coma Caca!!
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A hot slut should OWN her nekkidness whilst givin' you white hot SESSAY wif dey eyes...Only one slut does that and her name be DELORES, the nekkid bear...And not for nothin', I've heard through the zoo grapevine about her sexual antics...Oh, yeah, DBear be a FREAK, even by DListed standards...:-O
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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I loved "surprised kitty" too, but I think it isn't eligible for Hot Slut Of the Month because "surprised kitty" was in an Open Post.
The candidates for Hot Slut of the Month are chosen only from Hot Slut Of The Week/Day posts.
Poll Closed! (FINALLY!)
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
We beat out perez by a miserly 500 votes (i'm NOT impressed, man!) and yeah - there are other others listed but it's OUR words all over the comments and we're the only ones who managed to piss people off so...KADOOZE, BITCHES!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 7:32pm.
I still haven't gotten over the fact that Spaghetti Cat beat out La Pequeña.
And I never will.
Truly an upset.
Well...maybe Delores with the big clitoris?
Whatever.
What? No Tiger? Please...
I'm not feeling it from any of these hos. I can't tell if its because I'm bitchy or because its just a boring list.
*puts on blindfold and clicks to vote*
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Animals rule!
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I still haven't gotten over the fact that Spaghetti Cat beat out La Pequeña.
And I never will.
gooo carmen!!!!! (or patty is my 2nd choice ;))
I never vote for the animals or inanimate objects...but today I had to!! I love Delores.
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TEAM DOLORES THE BEAR !
I'm over voting animals and inanimate objects. The HSotY is going to be so effing stupid and boring this year.
I vote for the klingon!
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
TEAM DOLORES!
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Why is Carmen not out in front by double digits?
You simply cannot deny her hotness or her clearly superior sluttiness. She's got it all in one very large spongy, glittery package.