Wednesday, December 9th 2009
Right Where Hulk's Face Belongs
You may have already heard the one about Linda Hogan taking everything from Hulk Hogan's house including his prized toilet seat. Only Linda Hogan would want a toilet seat embedded with Hulk's ass dust.
Anyyouknowtheresshitcrustontheretoo, Linda has issued a press release to explain why she snatched Hulk's favorite wooden toilet seat. Linda releasing a statement about a toilet seat is as natural as a midnight bowel movement. This is what Linda farted out:
He knows I’m using the wooden toilet seat as frame for his picture ever since I found out he is a serial cheater and liar. Once he comes clean and starts to be honest, he can have it back.
Even though Linda learned that trick at the kindergarten school of revenge, it's still fitting. However, Linda's wall of beautiful family memories would look much better if she hung her picture in a trash can frame next to Hulk's.
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I think we can safely say that this has to be the stupidest pissing match ever.
And I can just imagine how bad the rest of the decor in Linda's house is...
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Maybe instead of going to the media about it he could just go to home depot and get another?
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I know the Hogan's kids aren't everyone's favorite people, but for the love of dog, how can Brooke want to show her face in public when her mother's out whoring it up with children? I'd just shoot myself if that was MY siuation.
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UGH! Why won't they just go away? No one cares about their white trash lives! Who watches their show? Anyone?
she needs to buy a couple of potty seats for her daughters cd and sons drivers license.
Who the fuck has a wooden toilet seat? Did they get it from Lillian Vernon or Fingerhut?
Who fucking cares, damn attention whores.
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Christmas is around the corner!
Hey, when I switched zoos and they confiscated my 'antique' litter box, I was PISSED. TEAM DON'T MESS WIF A BITCH'S TERLIT SEAT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
is this the actual seat with the hulkster's face in the middle like that? atleast it's a good place for brooke to aim her peen...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
I can't believe anyone would want to fuck this creep! I've hated Hulk & his whole family ever since his son nearly killed his friend while drag-racing. I wonder if he bleaches his pubes, too? I hope his dick falls off.
Wooden toilet seats are disgusting.
That looks like a genuine walnut toilet seat.
I was thinking it would be more like a puffy white plasic one with a carpet cover.
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not sure why...but the hogans remind me of mortadella
Coma Caca!!
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She needs to put a picture of herself & her 12 year old boyfriend in there, 'cause he aint much better than the hulk.
well there are people who like them.....!
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borg queen:
Interesting that you writ that because Elin Woods may be about to do the same thing.
But she is turning a BIG blind Ray Charles eye!
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Those two really put the "ho" in Hogan.
Supposedly she knew of his dalliances on the road and turned a blind eye because of the lifestyle he was keeping her and the kids in. On the reality show, you could see she was just spending $ recklessly. Hulk had to go back to work to pay the bills. The whole family is useless. At least Brooke is tryin to work, albeit in a field that is oversaturated with prefabricated pop stars. The son of his is a bitchass that should have served more time. His best friend is serving a life sentence trapped in his disabled body.
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
How serendipitous is this? I have been trying to find an opening to talk about an episode of All In the Family I just saw and here it is!
Archie invented a toilet seat that was heated and he called it The Bunker Bun Warmer.
Ugh. Guess you had to be there. :-0
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I'd think his sunburnt-hotdog ass would prefer one of those cushiony types of seats. Or a Hannah Montana one.
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
Um, can't he go out and buy another toilet seat? Gawd these people are wastes of space.
Anybody see the episode of It's Always Sunny with the wrestler? On the Hulk:
His hair “silken like that of a Chinese man…with the skin of a hot dog.”
His family is so whiskey tango, I can't even bother about the toilet seat.
"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? "
How childish are they?!
And I thought their kids were stupid!
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Poor old Linda still fruitlessly trying to legitimize her existence...
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Why can't Hulk be flushed along with his useless spawn?
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i prefer terrlit seats with the cut out on the front so my junk don't touch the seat
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Oh sure, MK. Post this story now. My contribution to yesterday's CT was on THIS VERY SUBJECT AND IT KILLED! Pffffffffffft!
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IT'S A FUCKING TOILET SEAT HULK-A-MORONIC!!! fuck - let it go and head to fucking LOWES *side eyes uvy, fist bumps* and buy a fucking new one!!! jeesh.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
She should have the Olin Mills family photo of them in the toilet seat!
The third mofo i wanna beat in the face today on dlisted: hulk hogan!