A Match Made In Crazy Lesbian Heaven
In a live streaming video, which must have been directed by The Maysles Brothers, Tila Tequila announced that she is engaged to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. This is the same Casey Johnson who was arrested for smearing her labia leche all over another lezzie's vibrator and stealing a bunch of her joo-ree.
Casey must have been stealing shit for cheap thrills, because Tila claims she's a bajazillionaire. And I just consulted with my 5-year-old cousin who let me know that a "bajazillionaire" is, like, way richer than a bazillionaire. This makes sense, because only a bajazillionaire could afford a 17-carat diamond engagement ring. Although, that ring does look suspiciously like the one my Peaches & Cream Barbie used to wear. And Barbie and Tila do have the same ring size.... Hmmmm...
Tila also added, "Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon." Okay, nobody tell Tila that the honeymoon happens after the wedding, because I really hate seeing elves cry. Speaking of tears...
I have a feeling this is going to end in a lot of them. Or it's going to end with Tila setting Casey's hair on fire.
And is it just me, or does Casey Johnson sound like Tori Amos with a handful of anal beads in her mouth? It's kind of driving me crazy.
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Bitch please. I saw that same shit on ebay a week ago.
Mario needs to jump on Tila's head and turn her into a gold coin already.
Submitted by lora on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:15pm.
@melmez i saw your vlog link are u familiar w/ DAP?
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A crazy insecure heiress. A crazy insecure fame/attention whore. It's a match made in heaven. I'm just hoping for the murder/suicide pact soon.
If she was cut off, Casey Johnson, who the hell is taking care of that poor child she adopted? So sad, the kid is most likely to become a child sex slave for the Johnson&Johnson clan... scary. Monarch slaves, look at this Casey chick she turned out a mess after being in that family
Well, Tila is NOT a happy camper right now. She just found out on Twitter that her "tilaarmy" has caught on to her lies, and have been trash talking her for the last couple hours, in her own chatroom on her website. Someone on Twitter is hiding out in the room and has been posting the chat for a while. ENTER TILA.
Tila Tequila: AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR U ALL YOU GUYS ARE TALKIN SHIT ABOUT ME?
TilaTequila: you all are banned
MsWild: YEA BECAUSE YOU ARE A LIAR
TilaTequila: AS MUH AS I TRULY LOVED U GUYS
TilaTequila: AND MADE IT ALL FOR YOU
TilaTequila: AND GIVING U ALL FREE VIP PASSES
TilaTequila: WHAT OTHER CELEBS WOULD DO THAT?
TilaTequila: THAT YOU HAD TO ALL TALK SHIT ABOUT ME AND HURT ME THIS WAY
TilaTequila: STABBED IN THE HEART
TilaTequila: AND U ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED
TilaTequila: I CANT BELIEVE THE THINGS I HAVE READ ITS RUDE
Bla bla bla... Sadly, this has been my night's entertainment. I can't sleep!
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
Submitted by Carrie_Deway on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 12:35am.
At the end of this video, they wouldn't let Casey into the club because she had pills in her purse. "She's diabetic", sez Tila...
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I googled her and I guess her dad owns the New York Jets and he "has a daughter named Casey that has type 1 diabetes". I hate these fauxmos!
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angel_i, Tila is just another one who looking for monied (and famous) meal ticket. Doesn't matter what gender the individual is, as long as that person has bank. They ALL know how to play the Game...
These people need to act fast though, because their youth and *looks* won't last forever. And plastic surgery can only do so much for so long.
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Tila's funny. I totally can't figure out if she thinks she's fooling people or if this is just her schtick...like, are we SUPPOSED to just understand that everything she talks about is some kidna fantasy story shit...?
No wonder she's not hooked up, man. She's such a self-involved little shucker and jiver - it's just annoying.
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Submitted by Miss Havoc on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 12:13am.
This bitch is complete fakery. Her fake "my fiance....OOPS!" She needs to learn how to act.
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Haha, I know, and then she spent 5 minutes talking about the "big announcement" that she'd just let "slip".
Submitted by Miss Havoc on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 12:13am.
Their mouths are moving all weird like they are popping pills and shit.
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At the end of this video, they wouldn't let Casey into the club because she had pills in her purse. "She's diabetic", sez Tila...
http://genosworld.blogspot.com/2009/12/tila-tequila-gets-engaged-and-sho...
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
That right there is an assload of ugly.
the DUDE! abides...
This bitch is complete fakery. Her fake "my fiance....OOPS!" She needs to learn how to act. I hate this frontin bitch. She needs five across the eye. Their mouths are moving all weird like they are popping pills and shit. Gross attention whores.
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Hate all you want...but you can't break the girl who thinks nothing of you.
Tila is yakking away on Twitter about how "I had no intentions on doing this for reality TV, but since news broke, TV Networks has been calling my agents NON-STOP to give us a tv show". And...she says she's getting pregnant.
No, this doesn't reek of "publicity stunt number bajazillion..."
Only reality show she needs to go on is Dr. Drew.
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
There's no way I'd go down on Tila. You couldn't pay me to do it with all the different nasty asses she hooks up with! Talk about a toxic dump. Ugh!
Wow. desperation is NOT pretty. so sad.
They make heidi and spencer look like recluses...
casey johnson is clearly off her rocker:
a. Tila Tequila (enough said)
b. crazy collagen lips
c. big fake boobs
d. botox? (isn't she in her late 20's)
-engaged to some guy who left her for her aunt.
-adopted a baby 2 years ago and named her after marilyn monroe
-suddenly became a lesbian (because it's very in right now. just like adopting a baby from some far impoverished country)
-hooked up with courtenay what'sherface for a while....allegedly blohan's first lesbian lover....
-courtenay then hooked up with tila tequila (fake lesbian)
-didn't tila tequila in the past year: 1. try to kill herself 2. was battered 3. "accidentally" leaked a tape of herself having fun with herself 4. now all of a sudden she's engaged to her alleged ex girlfriend's ex girlfriend?!!
come on. heidi and spencer's staged photos are more real than this...
Why Tila wearin' them Playtex dishwashin' gloves under that (fake) rock? She afraid to get her fingerprints anywhere near ther (fake) theivin' masturbatin' fiancee???? Hmmmm?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wasn't this Tila chick just in a relationship with a guy? Maybe I'm getting my gayelles mixed up...
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Christmas is around the corner!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 2:56pm.
Is it even legal for two gheys to make a video with no kissing or boobie pressage?
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Yeah seriously. Not that I needed to see it, but could that shit look any more fake? Whatever. If that Stretch Armstrong looking bitch keeps Tila Tequila off my tv and computer, I say be happy and run off into the sunset. Preferably off a cliff a la Thelma & Louise.
dayum that is one fugly byatch...i am talking about both of them...I am sure Tiger humped them both too since he has no taste or morals...the diseases they have seem to just jump off the screen...and why is Tila only wearing one green contact lens...can she just go back to Thailand or wherever she is from...she makes my stomach hurl...NOT SEXY...
I think homegirl lost a lens. She's got one green eye and ... *ahem* one brown eye.
Okay, that ring is uber tacky. And Tila talks like she's still in junior high. ANNOYING.
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TEAM ELIN! Whoop that trick and get that cash!
ignore it. it lives for attention.
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this is only for just grabbing attention......!
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These two are SO loaded and I don't mean with money. Fake ring, fake tits. Casey has no money. Her family has cut her off. Casey was just in bed with CourtnAy "Google it, you dumb fuck" Semel last week, practially living on the streets and today is engaged. LOL!
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Sorry, but if you cannot beat this tiny midget into a pulp the first time it is YOU that deserves to be beat down!
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Money doesn't make her any less white trashy, and she looks like a guy! I think it's time I stop dropping money into her trust fund/piggy bank, no more J & J products for me.
Snideychick sez:
Uh Tila, I have seen that exact ring. My six year-old niece got it out of a machine for twenty-five cents.
And it came with a gumball!
So one minute she's getting beat by the football guy, then she's engaged to Casey Johnson? Bitch is flat-out crazy.
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I guess her faux beatdown didn't get this ugly midget enough attention.
Some cunts just deserve to die so I can have something to laugh about.
This will not end well.
They are both completely and irretrievably, gone.
man that Casey Johnson is unfortunate looking
Is it 12/21/12 yet? Sheesh!
Sorry, I'm in love with Tila Tequila that biatch is all about the $ men or women. I hope she work's it and live happy ever after. She is the boss bitch and knows how to work it. Tell's her to shut up, gives her the evil eye, and tell's her what to do. I love it. Oh who cares life is too short.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Some people will do anything for attention. Sad.
can't believe this johnson twat is a mother... i feel for that kid
Looks like two very sad drug addicts who need constant attention, no matter how moronic they have to behave to get the attention.
Seriously, they are both fuc*ed up on some serious shit.
POOOTEEEE!
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I wish these two bipolar crazy bitches the best of luck.
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The "RiRi has herpes" story is old...Tila did not break that exclusive...That piece of info came up before in other outlets as the reason Chris beat Rihanna...because she passed the herp on to him.
True story or not, Tila is way late to the party...she is just recycling old rumours, little sewer coachroach that she is.
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Wow, I haven't been here for almost 3 months and the home page is Jonas Brothers and Tila Tequila. It's like an oxymoron to break the Internets.
Not sure why but anytime I see her, I feel like I need to sanitize my whole desk. LOL!
Submitted by melmez on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 2:41pm.
That ring looks like it came out of a box of Frosted Flakes.
And what the fuck is going one with that crazy Tila and her eye. It looks creepy as hell. Either put both contacts on or leave both at home.
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Yes! That's been driving me crazy, too! I saw a couple of these pics on The Hollywood Gossip this morning:
http://bit.ly/5sLmrp
As I said on Twitter, Casey looks like a Macy's Thanksgiving Day balloon version of an Olsen Twin in that pic.
Tila hates me. She blocked me the other night on Twitter. POW! She showed me!
Fuckin' moron. Now I gotta be crafty to pick on her. Hey, it's the holidays, and it relieves stress!
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 2:56pm.
I wish I was a rich lesbian.
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She looks diseased. There are not enough GnR t-shirts in the world.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
WTF I went to watch the video and it's like being back in school where they couldn't get the film strip to work
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That's it! No more J & J baby powder for my ass.
Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:11pm.
green tea latte, i so agree with u but check this they r building this shuttle for tourist trips to space and only ppl paying like 300,000 r going to be able to go on the virgin flight. My hope is a bunch of these useless ass "billionaires" take the flight, it will blow up, and we can start over from scratch
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fuck ya!
I'd even chip in.
Can they take all their money with them and then ... when it blows up all the cash and gold will flutter down to earth as though they were a huge pinata!!!
The ultimate in wealth redistribution.
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@melmez i saw your vlog link are u familiar w/ DAP?
Damn, that's a stupid woman. Straight up dumb. It's demoralizing that she's famous. :(
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Ewww I hate Tila!! Well anyhoo all that Ugly hoodrat tweeted yesterday how she was dating a "billionaire hieress" lol hate to break it to her that the Johnson family has cut Casey Johnson off.
Didn't Parisite have a ring like that from Paris Latsis that she swore was real and then it was proven to be fake? Why yes, I do believe she did!
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