Open Post: Hosted By Norway's Alien Portal
Over in Norway, Tommy Girl and his fellow Scientologists are on all fours with their b-holes pointed towards the sky because they are trying to summon back the alien portal which appeared early this morning.
Thousands of Norwegians called into the Meteorological Institute after some kind of blue laser light beam party filled the sky at around 8:30. Scientists are giving a "fuck if we know" response, and Russia's military denied they were testing missiles at the time.
One Norwegian scientist told the media, "I agree with everyone in the science community that this light was the weirdest thing. I have never seen anything like this ever. It may have been anything from an exploding missile whose launch went wrong - to a comet or other celestial object that for some reason has been behaving strangely. The spiral suggests the object came off course and balance and entered the spiral movement. Leaking rocket fuel could account for the blue light. But I know that the military have denied this explanation. So we could be looking at an entirely new natural phenomenon."
Has anyone questioned the ravers? Maybe they finally got bored with their puny glow stick light shows and needed something to really make them coo while they roll. Either that or The Heene family has taken their acts of fakery to Norway.
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WHAT? WE DON'T HAVE SHIT TO TALK ABOUT?
SPIRAL ALIENS MOTHERFUCKER. THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON US ETC.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
What's happening?
What is the news?
Hi There!
Hi!
Passionate on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:41pm.
Ya know, I put aside folding laundry and scooping the litter box to say hi to you bitches. I see how it is.
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Howdy pardner.
I like meds. I want meds and the train. And my friends. Meds, the train to hell, and my friends. Ohh and vodka. Meds, the train to hell, my friends and vodka. Meds, the train to hell, my friends and vodka and my BONG, dammit I almost forgot my fuckin BONG. Shit. OK. Then. Meds, the train to hell, my friends, vodka and my bong. Thats all Ima take. Medstraincooldlistfriendsvodkabooooonngggggg...... *stares at reflection for along time with high look in eyes*
I'll fuck you till u love me faggot
"The master suckandfuck" c2009
Hi Farrah. Hi Passionate.
Submitted by Passionate on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:41pm.
Ya know, I put aside folding laundry and scooping the litter box to say hi to you bitches. I see how it is.
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LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU DITCH EMPTYING YOUR COLOSTOMY BAG TO SAY HI.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
FARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNMONOMNOMNOMN
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
*lapping up holy vodka from floor*
I'M TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR D.A. I'M UNITED STATES KING I'M HIGHER THAN THE PRESIDENT NO IF YOU WANNA TALK COME TO ME, I'M A BIG GIRL STAY RIGHT THERE...DON'T COME NO CLOSE...
LET ME DRINK MAH BEER!
YOU GOT YOUR BILLY CLUB???
SINCE YOU THE LADY WHY DON'T YOU COME AND TALK TO ME?
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
fucking awesome! i jumped in right in the middle of M.E's exorcism! quick, start the popcorn!
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www.walkms.org
walk for a ho!
YOUR ENERGY IS MAKING ME HURT!
OUUUUUUUUUUCH!
*pops vicodin and percocet*
*drools*
Oh please! M.E. has cameras following her every move. This is all for the reality show she just got. Faker!!!
:D
Ya know, I put aside folding laundry and scooping the litter box to say hi to you bitches. I see how it is.
The Power of Christ compels you!
The Power of Christ compels you!
*throws holy vodka on M.E.*
:(
Snoogle:
This shit is deep!
:(
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:33pm.
QUICK CORNER HER! SHE CAN'T MAKE LEFT TURNS!!
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Careful, s&f, her motto is "no one puts baby in a corner."
♪ they tried to make me go to rehab and I said NO NO NO!♪
damn that snoogle... all I see is his/her avie... WHY AREN'T THEY TYPING!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
*feeling the bubbles* * smiles*
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
*grabs kitchen knife*
STAY BACK! I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU!
Submitted by Snoogle on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:29pm.
WTF is going on in here...?
~~~~~~~~~~~ Thats what I asked too, but obviously I am invisible in here.
* huffs and stomps away screaming *
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I think it's because nobody knows.
It's meds wednesday. Medsday!
Happy Hump Medsday!
STONEY-
*opens train door*
climb aboard why don'tcha?
I'll fuck you till u love me faggot
"The master suckandfuck" c2009
*blows bubbles up Snoogle's butt*
HI HOR!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:31pm.
I WILL NOT GET HELP!!!!!!!!
*shits in hand and flings it*
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M.E. you'll be locked in a rehab with lots of cool fucked up people who like to snort drain cleaner and have indiscriminate sex broom closets. You won't have to work and no bills. Please reconsider?
I'm sorry snoogle, I can't see anything you type.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
QUICK CORNER HER! SHE CAN'T MAKE LEFT TURNS!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
GET THAT FUCKING CAMERA OUTTA MY FACE!
*dry humps chair arm*
I call m.e.'s abusive boyfriend that turned her onto paint thinner!
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:29pm.
WTF is going on in here...?
~~~~~~~~~~~ Thats what I asked too, but obviously I am invisible in here.
* huffs and stomps away screaming *
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
*hides in the corner with a blanket over head from M.E.*
YOU CAN'T SEE ME
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
M.E. I wish you would be on Intervention so we can intervene. Will you be on Intervention?
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I WILL NOT GET HELP!!!!!!!!
*shits in hand and flings it*
*stalks meth lab*
FIRE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
M.E., we're all here because we love you. We just want to help you. Your addiction has affected my life negatively in the following ways:
When you huff paint thinner I feel like you're not you anymore.
When you huff paint thinner people get mad because you're naked all the time and it embarrassed me.
When you huff paint thinner all you want to do is furiously masturbate and it makes me unconfortable.
I will no longer give you money for paint thinner and dildos.
If you don't get help today you will be all alone on the streets.
Will you get help today?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
WTF is going on in here...?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Hey Hos and Mos - whats up in here today?
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
@ TheBreakdown - My daughter read the book and said it was so sad, now she doesnt want to see the movie!
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
Eats popcorn
Watches the season finale
Colin Firth looks creepy.
I need a nap *yawn*
Hi Everybody, Happy Hump Day!
Quick! Before the space beings come, everyone look busy!
*bouncing of Jazzy's bed*
ONE LITTLE MONKEY JUMPING ON THE BED.....
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:23pm.
*runs out of asylum*
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STAY!!!
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M.E.!! *sobbing* I love you so much, but *cries* I do know you anymore. Please, seek...*sob* help. If you don't go...
Stoney I have no idea what the hell is going on in here.. I've been trying to pin it down for a while.
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
Thanks for all of your time and reassurances - I heart you, DiamondDawg!
And you're a peach, too, Sucky! Muah!
*runs out of asylum*
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STAY!!!