Open Post: Hosted By Norway's Alien Portal
Over in Norway, Tommy Girl and his fellow Scientologists are on all fours with their b-holes pointed towards the sky because they are trying to summon back the alien portal which appeared early this morning.
Thousands of Norwegians called into the Meteorological Institute after some kind of blue laser light beam party filled the sky at around 8:30. Scientists are giving a "fuck if we know" response, and Russia's military denied they were testing missiles at the time.
One Norwegian scientist told the media, "I agree with everyone in the science community that this light was the weirdest thing. I have never seen anything like this ever. It may have been anything from an exploding missile whose launch went wrong - to a comet or other celestial object that for some reason has been behaving strangely. The spiral suggests the object came off course and balance and entered the spiral movement. Leaking rocket fuel could account for the blue light. But I know that the military have denied this explanation. So we could be looking at an entirely new natural phenomenon."
Has anyone questioned the ravers? Maybe they finally got bored with their puny glow stick light shows and needed something to really make them coo while they roll. Either that or The Heene family has taken their acts of fakery to Norway.
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Lunch break is over. :( It's been real. By stony and marvie and tojo and
Ok, back to being abbynormal....
I just read a story about some dipshit who was dipping his gum in citric acid, made a mistake and dipped it in some explosive material and blew his jaw off when he started to chew?
Suck&Fuck, that is all you have? That's all you got? I thought you were a seriously disturbed person but you're really pretty banal. True story!
At what age do you realize damn Im old and played out, I post on the internet to strangers all day about pretend fucking and pretend drugs. I rock.
I love this shit. I may never get a job. Get off my popcorn.
Farrah: ipods don't piss and shit and need to be walked!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:54pm.
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! FUCK!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Incecst is best when you put your father to the test!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Marvin, honey, someone lied to you.
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:48pm.
SNOWY ET ALL! i haz dilemma!
so, i have to go home to spend New Year's Eve with ma und pa. I can't take mah iPhone cause it would be roaming ($$$$) mah Crackberry gave up on me. Now, i need the IM to communicate with Thorni. The fucker is now claiming there will be no Xmas around here, but i REALLY want an iPod touch. It seems i'm gonna be as successful as with the doggie situation.
Am i gonna have to pull out a costume? is there any other less slutty way to get what i want?
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walk for a ho!
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:52pm.
Some people are SUCK fucking attention whores.
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Aww fishhhyy!! Remember that time you were making spaghetti sauce and you started to cry because it reminded you of when you miscarried your father's child? Fishhhhyyy :(
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Thanks Stoney. A free nipple twist for you.
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
5150 I wiped them out about an hour ago.. they do have some Jiffy Pop though.. you can have a hat AND a snack.
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
Dr. Goop up in the hizouse!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
SUCH attention whores. Freudian typo.
Some people are SUCK fucking attention whores.
I wish my daddy loved my enough to give me his child!
Lucky fat Precious. She's so good on Glee Plus she's gonna get an Oscar for The BLind Side
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
OMFG I couldn't love anything more in life than DWM's avie!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
This is why drugs are not cool.
I'm back, sluts!
What's going on?
Miss me?
*unzips*
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i.e. POS
*fucks everyone's dad*
WHO'S YOUR MAMMA NOW!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:49pm.
So that's all? Usually rock and rolling in here. :>
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Hey fishy! Remember that time when you asked me how to use a douche and I said put it in your vagina and you put it up your butt instead and when you shit your pants you thought you were dying? That's was hysterical!!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
:P You probably aren't pregnant. You have polycystic ovarian syndrome.
Hi all. Bye all. I'm taken this train straight to the mothership.
*goes staight to grocery store to stock up on tinfoil just in case*
I'll fuck you till u love me faggot
"The master Suck & Fuck" c2009
*tapes on M.E.'s pad*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
WOULDN'T IT BE AWESOME IF YOU WERE LIKE THAT FATTY PRECIOUS AND HAD 2 KIDS BECAUSE YOUR FATHER FUCKED YOU? THAT'S REAL LOVE. I'M JEALOUS!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
So that's all? Usually rock and rolling in here. :>
i think i just got high reading this shit...
whassup, hos, tricks and marks?
can i haz another spanikin' M.E??
Jack, oh boy, have you grown! i see a new toof coming out!
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walk for a ho!
Now it smells like burnt plastic in here.. thanks M.E.
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
Submitted by Snoogle on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:29pm.
Hey Hos and Mos - whats up in here today?
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I have no idea why, but this gave me the church giggles SO bad. My one year old is giving me some serious side-eye.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
NEW ON TLC: I THOUGHT MAH BEBE FRIEND WAS A REALLY LARGE POOBALL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Time to put on helmEt and riot gear.
*stuffs colonoscopy bag under desk*
*sits on s&f's face*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:46pm.
*sucks M.E.'s lolly*
SO FUKKEN HWAT!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
*tries out everyone's didlo*
*blows train horn*
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:46pm.
*sucks M.E.'s lolly*
*tapes maxipad to her crotch*
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OH FUCK LOL I FORGOT ABOUT THE MAXI TEH MAXIII
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
koko - i wouldn't sweat it too much, those home tests are usually spot on!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
*reports Koko*
*throws goat head on door step*
That's not true, is it?
OMFG?!?!?!!
*sucks M.E.'s lolly*
*tapes maxipad to her crotch*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
My mom swears she was kidnapped by aliens.
I have heard of stranger things happening.
Thousands of Norwegians called into the Meteorological Institute after some kind of blue laser light beam party filled the sky at around 8:30. Scientists are giving a "fuck if we know" response, and Russia's military denied they were testing missiles at the time.
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FREAKY!!!
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:44pm.
What is the news?
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HI FISHY! How are you? :)
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
LMFAO @ YOUR ADDICTION HAS AFFECTED MY LIFE NEGATIVELY IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
*runs up and smacks Farrah in the ass*
WHAT UP HOR!!!!!!!!!!!
*throws lit match into recycle bin*
FIRE!
Sup?
i'm going to go and pop another vicodin...i'm waiting for the casting director of "i didn't know i was pregnant" to call me back anyway. where is my monthly friend ?? i've basically had no sex (i remember) since i broke my arm, but i also havn't been drinking (just popping pills) and im over two weeks late--took a couple home tests that were negative, but the way my life works you guys might just see me in a new episode next year popping out a pill addicted babeh when i'm on the toilet!