Open Post: Hosted By Norway's Alien Portal
Over in Norway, Tommy Girl and his fellow Scientologists are on all fours with their b-holes pointed towards the sky because they are trying to summon back the alien portal which appeared early this morning.
Thousands of Norwegians called into the Meteorological Institute after some kind of blue laser light beam party filled the sky at around 8:30. Scientists are giving a "fuck if we know" response, and Russia's military denied they were testing missiles at the time.
One Norwegian scientist told the media, "I agree with everyone in the science community that this light was the weirdest thing. I have never seen anything like this ever. It may have been anything from an exploding missile whose launch went wrong - to a comet or other celestial object that for some reason has been behaving strangely. The spiral suggests the object came off course and balance and entered the spiral movement. Leaking rocket fuel could account for the blue light. But I know that the military have denied this explanation. So we could be looking at an entirely new natural phenomenon."
Has anyone questioned the ravers? Maybe they finally got bored with their puny glow stick light shows and needed something to really make them coo while they roll. Either that or The Heene family has taken their acts of fakery to Norway.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:30pm.
Angel, is that the soon to be ex-Mrs. Woods in your avvie?
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I dont understand that spiral thingie...
what does the CERN say? scientist don't know shit..
if they dont know what squirting is..what the fuck they should know about this spiral activity.
I dont understand this situation.
Coma Caca!!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:47pm.
I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I had country ham this morning for the first time in months. Maybe that had something to do with it.
That's a trail from a missile launch. I saw lots of these outside of White Sands Missile Range in Alamogordo, NM.
http://www.thelivingmoon.com/45jack_files/04images/White_Sands/Trailfrom...
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I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL!
Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:45pm.
"researching (me) - in the name of the Lord, of course". WTH?
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THEY ALSO RESEARCH LITTLE BOY BUTTHOLES IN THE NAME OF THE LORD. I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Wormhole Baby!
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:40pm
Actually, he upgraded to the blue so that he could watch blue-rays without a player.
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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:37pm.
Russia's military denied they were testing
missiles at the time.
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The First Rule of Politics: Never believe anything until it is officially denied.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:43pm.
She probably realized you were spending WAYYYYY too much time on DListed. Now get back to work. And try to squeeze an anger management class in your hectic keggel routine. :-P
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
A local church here just got scammed out of millions by a "trusted" member. The local paper's message board was buzzing with upset posts. Then some Bible-thumper comes on, chiding folks about not acting very "Christian". Of course, I can't help but reply. ;) Then, this "Christian" says that they have my IP address and are "researching (me) - in the name of the Lord, of course". WTH? I'm technically-challenged.
Steven Hawking and Al Gore have each scheduled their own press conferences...
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:38pm.
Wow, that was a real flashback! Reminded me of the coffee/tea machine in college. I got scalded every time. The tea is still the worst beverage I ever tasted.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
If it was real, wouldn't it already be there when the recording started?
and for suckandfuck, I used to be the same way. I outgrew it. I don't know any other way.
That was just a cunt fart that Bea Arthur's corpse burped out burning up in the atmosphere.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:30pm.
SUP HERPES SUFFERERS
SO I TOLD MY SUPERVISOR TO GO FUCK HERSELF TODAY AND GOT REALLY PISSED BECAUSE SHE DUMPED SOMEONE ELSE'S WORK ON ME.
She probably realized you were spending WAYYYYY too much time on DListed. Now get back to work. And try to squeeze an anger management class in your hectic keggel routine. :-P
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fishsticksfan:
I love your avie cuz I love that movie!
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maybe it was that spiral shit in the sky that fucked it up.
Coma Caca!!
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You keep your whorey mansecretions the fuck away from my ho suede shoes, assmunch!
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SNOWY - did you watch the office last night... I fucking LOLOLOL'D....
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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:36pm.
Duh! It was Rudolph and Santie Claus!
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So I take it that, IN THIS ECONOMY, Rudolph had to opt for the cheaper blue-nose instead of the usual red this year ;)
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And here's Billy idol wishing you a Happy Dlisted Holiday Season ;)
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I KNOW YOU GUYS WANNA FUCK THAT BLUE HOLE IN THE SKY. FUCKING PERVS. YOU GOTTA LICK IT A LITTLE FIRST.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Why do I feel like Michael Bay is going to issue a press release later today announcing his upcoming movie "Spiral Alien Takeover"?
*jizzs all over uvys STILLLLLLLLLLLLLETTOS* lololol
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
I was just making myself some instant coffee (which I hate) and it made me think about way back when I was at art school. There was this big-ass coffee machine and no matter if you got hot chocolate or coffee or even chicken boullion out of it, all the stuff just tasted like the cardboard cup it was dispensed into. And it was searing hot. Remember those cups? They had poker cards on the bottom. Who the fuck played poker with coffee cups? Was this supposed to help pass a long and dreary day? I never got it.
yikes...we are FUCKED!
That looks like it could be the "Rapture"
Only those invited to go through it will be spared from what's coming. And since we are still here, we obviously aren't on that guest list.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
Russia's military denied they were testing
missiles at the time.
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U-huh. Translation: It WAS a Russian missile!!!
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And here's Billy idol wishing you a Happy Dlisted Holiday Season ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_669xAoXI
Maybe K-Mart was testing out a new kind of Blue Light Special?
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Duh! It was Rudolph and Santie Claus!
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Maybe it were the ghost of Christmas Pissed!
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It looks like someone had a large blue spotlight contraption and they pointed it up to the sky. I think my local science center does more spectacular light shows than that.
Sucky- Sounds like you need to learn to count before you go off. Just take your shoes off if you need to go past ten, mkay?
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
How convenient that someone filmed this happening.
But then again, no matter what is going on almost anywhere there is some schmuck with a cell phone or some security camera taping it.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:31pm.
Sugar I love that picture of him and then diddy giving him the side eye like wondering weather he's going to bite his face.
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SUP FISHY? HOW'RE YA DOIN?
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:30pm.
DO YOU HAVE A BAD TEMPER? KNOW SOMEONE THAT DOES? HOW CAN I CONTROL IT?
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Try watching a Jean Cluade van Damme movie all the way through. When you realize that was 2.5 hours of your life you can't get back, it'll really give you something to holler about!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Somehow Tiger Woods is to blame for this.
Sugar I love that picture of him and then diddy giving him the side eye like wondering weather he's going to bite his face.
Angel, is that the soon to be ex-Mrs. Woods in your avvie?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
SUP HERPES SUFFERERS
SO I TOLD MY SUPERVISOR TO GO FUCK HERSELF TODAY AND GOT REALLY PISSED BECAUSE SHE DUMPED SOMEONE ELSE'S WORK ON ME. I HAVE A BAD TEMPER AND I SCREAMED A LOT AND LOST MY SHIT. I LOOK RETARDED, EVEN MORE THAN I USUALLY DO, EACH TIME I DO THIS. DO YOU HAVE A BAD TEMPER? KNOW SOMEONE THAT DOES? HOW CAN I CONTROL IT?
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Huh
Very cool. But you totally know we do that shit to ourselves. Someone forgot to turn a sattelite off and it set a little planet on fire or some shit.
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~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
It was just Xenu teaching Tommy Girl how to light a fart.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma