Open Post: Hosted By Norway's Alien Portal
Over in Norway, Tommy Girl and his fellow Scientologists are on all fours with their b-holes pointed towards the sky because they are trying to summon back the alien portal which appeared early this morning.
Thousands of Norwegians called into the Meteorological Institute after some kind of blue laser light beam party filled the sky at around 8:30. Scientists are giving a "fuck if we know" response, and Russia's military denied they were testing missiles at the time.
One Norwegian scientist told the media, "I agree with everyone in the science community that this light was the weirdest thing. I have never seen anything like this ever. It may have been anything from an exploding missile whose launch went wrong - to a comet or other celestial object that for some reason has been behaving strangely. The spiral suggests the object came off course and balance and entered the spiral movement. Leaking rocket fuel could account for the blue light. But I know that the military have denied this explanation. So we could be looking at an entirely new natural phenomenon."
Has anyone questioned the ravers? Maybe they finally got bored with their puny glow stick light shows and needed something to really make them coo while they roll. Either that or The Heene family has taken their acts of fakery to Norway.
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Ok, it's official. A Pod person has replaced my husband. I don't know who the fuck this dude is!
Thorney - NO PROBLEM!
Jill-The-Ripper:
Yes, it makes sense, but it is still strange!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 5:56pm.
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My aunt did that too, her youngest daughter is about 6 years younger than her own eldest nephew.
(does that make sense?)
@M.E...Thankx for the info, prolly saved me a couple o bucks...and in this economy...
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She also had all but the last baby at home, and died of a brain tumor when she was 52 years old.
I just got photocopies of about 10 of her diaries, it was real intersting to read about her daily life since I had never met her.
I do not celebrating the holidays with family members.
Especially ones that you wanted to disown.
Jill: my great grandmother was nearly as productive: 13 chirrenz. One of my great aunts is younger than my mother
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 5:50pm.
Sugaroo not a Duggar just a former Catholic. My grandma had 17 kids between 1919 and 1939, one set of twins. Of those, some had between 4 and 15 kids.
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H-H-H-HOW? My uterus would detach and run screaming off into the night if I did that!
Come to think of it, so would my husband!
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back from my nap...
I CRUSH ON DAVE LETTERMAN!!HI DAVE!!
((passes out))
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Sugaroo not a Duggar just a former Catholic. My grandma had 17 kids between 1919 and 1939, one set of twins. Of those, some had between 4 and 15 kids.
Can't bear to click on the HoHan link, there are some things I would rather not have lodged in my memory.
KoKo, vicodin makes me all perky too.
And Breakdown, my damn family mulitplied like rabbits. I guess The Rhythm Method is a major failure.
Bye Stoney!
Koko- the last time I took vicodin it did the same thing to me. I was scrubbing the GD walls.
WTF? Did they change the components in it? Because it used to make me sleepier than shit! Then pukey.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 5:40pm.
Are you a Duggar?
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Ok gotta go. Bye slunts!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Okay, since I am not real sophisticated, WTF is the point of that Lohan vid?
And am I wrong when I ask, did that skinny dude pop a zit in the mirror?
so i've been taking all this vicodin and it has been having the exact opposite effect i hoped an OPIATE would...it feels very speedy, and makes me chatty, AND i just cleaned the whole house...it's too bad weed gives me panic attacks. i need a new substance, although it's been awhile since i had any weed (6+ years actually).
Jill-The-Ripper:
45?!
Ooh, goddayum!
Prophylactics, anyone?!
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Stoney - yep, but G rated porn since there's no boob, peen or putang shots.
Not that we don't already know what her fucking putang looks like.
*dry heaves*
Breakdown as long as I don't have to go to the family Christmas party it's all good!
There are now about 45 people in the immediate family. I am the youngest of 7. Therefore they all think I am still a baby and I am 47.
Thorny - Nope. Blu Ray's do not play on regular DVD players.
But regular old DVD's can be played on a Blu Ray.
Pfffft.
Ran into that little problem last night! Haz regular DVD player, DVD was a Blu ray.
DAMN IT!
M.E.
Blohan's basically done porn now, just like we predicted. That video is atrocious. "Hi, I'm in a crackhouse fucking on camera and so proud!"
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 5:33pm.
Thanks jill! The slanket is cooler and looks like it has more "lanket" in the leg area!
Jill-The-Ripper:
Yours is the exact opposite of mine.
I have family members that used to creep and crawl out of the darkness this time of year to ask for cash.
Who says you gotta bond with blood?!
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Thornholio - they don't... and versa visa
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S&F- gay SHIT is right!LOL!
I remember watchin Soul Train when I was a kid and they did the line dance and this dude pulled out a toothbrush from his back pocket and was doin weird dance moves while brushin his teeth.
I have a brother named David and today he sent me a check for $200, he always gives me Christmas money. I would like to send it back to him because I did good this year. But he would be offended. Usually at Christmas I am broke but not this year for some reason.
@JITH...Don't quote me on this but I don't think regular DVD's play on B-Ray systems...
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Stoney - WTF was that shit? I watched it and wanted to hurl with the thought of all that cigarette smoke and how fucking stinky both of their breaths would be.
*gag*
ANd she totally fucked him on camera.
Aw, the incontinent friend is cool.
He's 85, was a former teacher at my school, he tells the best stories too.
He can pee all over his Slanket.
And David L the Slanket is about $5 cheaper than the Snuggie and has a cooler name, I believe it was also once HSOTD.
lmao at suckysucky
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Thornhole - I'm glad you told us that because I really did not know what the fuck it was for... I have not been able to tell any difference from a regular DVD... more compact, I get.
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Submitted by david Letterman... on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 5:06pm.
Is it a fashion thing to have fruit of the looms in your back pocket?
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That sounds like some gay SHIT!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
MizRo- WOW! I am cleanin up at dlisted xmas!!!!!
Is there an official dlisted cyber xmas party? If there is, I will bring In n Out fries for all ( i'm too cheap to supply the burger too)
Ok, Triston write me when you have time - I'd love to hear everything darling!
*hugs* all - have a great night!
DAVID LETTERMAN: you sure are honey, and fries are always accepted! That would be cool, never had in-n-out!
Ciao!
@Bd...B-Ray is a more compact version of DVD, visually not much difference but now more info can be burned to disc..
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MizRo:
I am glad the movie cut away from the really abusive scenes, so I did not bawl, but it definitely got to me and I must read the book.
And soon.
Returning to Istanbul in about a week and a half!
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jack-n-the-hat:
That's what I thought but every time I go to the DVD store now, I feel cheap because I don't have it!
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The snuggie worked out GREAT for me last winter when I had to stand in a line, outside at 4 in the morning. I put the snuggie on over my sweats and sweatshirt and over mah head and sat on the ground huddled up into a ball and stayed WARM!!
But I wore it backwards in order to keep it shut.
Hahahaha jack! What? To time the kids time outs, silly!!
Triston: what did you think? I finally read "Push" and frankly, I cried and railed even more than at the movie!
*reaches in Stoneys cleavage, grabs bud and shoves it up her GOWL*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Ok, so here's Blohan smoking and fucking:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/did_lindsay_have_sex_on_c...
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
breakdown - blue ray is the new dvd style... supposed to be clear, better sound blah blah blah... I see NO difference in it.
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MizRo:
Yes!
And I JUST saw 'Precious' tonight!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 5:17pm.
I'm pretty sure it's your existence that isn't fair to your wife.
*runs out*
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SWEET JESUS!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
Sorry Jack, but that was funneh!
miz - WE DON'T NEED THAT KIND OF EGG TIMERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Dave-O, the snuggie fuckin sucks, it doesn't stay on. I wore it once (so she would shut up about it) and it kept falling off... Of course I am ripped like a mutherfucker so I couldn't get it over my HUGE fucking biceps.... lolol
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I have never played any of these new games.
Someone explain Blu-Ray to me?
Seriously.
PS3, GameBox, Cube?
I am so behind!
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TheBreakdown! To Istanbul!?! *passing a soma*
DL: you're welcome, my bad - didn't see it!
*giving back sweatband and throwing in a pedometer*
M.E. - the PS3 is the ultimate solution... games, blue ray, mp3, and internet... the only reason me and the boy like the xbox 360 is because of xbox live... plus, all his friends have xboxes and they all get on live together and trash talk to one another while playing call of duty... it's pretty fun. They laugh at me cuz I get on there and trash talk total strangers and call them pussies and get them all pissed off.... the wife says i am worse than the kids...lol good times.
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