Mimi As You've Never Seen Her Before (Sarcasm)
Remember those pictures of Mimi frolicking like a horny butterfly on the beach? Well, the pictures moo-ve! Here's the new video for Mimi's H.A.T.E.U video, and I don't understand why 50% of the shots are from the waist up after they spent so much time getting her into a sexy We Need A Miracle Suit. Was James Cameron too busy doing post-production of Avatar to lend his CGI skills to this video? Herm.
With all that being said, this video is pretty fucking hilarious. I know that when I'm feeling weepy, I slip into a bathing suit and play with my hair on the beach while screeching like a deaf whale. Why so sad Mimi? It's like she just found out that Claim Jumper is discontinuing their Chocolate Motherlode Cake.
But my favorite part of the video is when Mimi is running along the beach like a Sanrio store just washed up on shore.
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Once a monkey face, always a monkey face...
She is really showing her age here...Wasnt it not too long ago, like last year, that she was looking younger & fresher? It looked like she had some kind of skin procedure because she looked better than I had ever seen her look in a couple of candid pics.
Okay so the crossed out "we need a"
You TOTALLY stole that from trash heaven, he's always done that! You bitch!
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Fat slut...nuff said
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Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does...
Her waist is digitally slimmed down. Watch carefully.
Why doesn't she just start running around naked in her videos and save the money on her wardrobe? That video made no sense and she can't even lip sync anymore; WTF was that mess?
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Her eyelashes look creepy when she's in the white suit. They're so heavy with so much eyeliner she looks like she has no eyes, just black sockets. Weird!
Not that bad. Her body looks good but not great. SHe is working her curves but for a such a simple video she could have worn something else. Seems like she is conveying some emotion here so that is cool. And yes, I H.A.T.E. those damn fake eyelashes on anyone. They can be okay if worn solo but adding all the eye makeup is terrible. Either way Mariah looks good and hasn't gotten so big that she looks unattractive but she could wear better/classier clothin and look amazing. ;')
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. "
Mariah Carey is such a sellout. I remember when she could make good music. But now it's like every million other R&B act (Akon, Chris Brown, David Guetta, Drake, Jason DeRulo, Jay Sean, Kevin Rudolph, Ne-Yo, Rihanna). I'd rather be fucked in the ass by Robert Pattinson than listen to these pitiful excuses for ear rape.
The video was lame, although the song isn't terrible. But her deaf whale shrieking and running around on the beach looking chunky like is not cool, I concur. And I'm one of those who thinks she's not fat, but very curvy. The bathing suits were not flattering AT ALL!
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Holy crap. I barely made it to a minute and a half. All she did was play with her hair and show off her joo-ree. And all the editing in the world can't take away the fact that that bathing suit is FUG.
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TEAM ELIN! Whoop that trick and get that cash!
that was quite boring........!
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Mariah IS a pretty woman, that is for certain.
But she has the fashion sense of Helen Keller!
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I think they say something similar about prison sex.
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If you close your eyes and don't think about the lyrics, it really isn't that bad.
Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? "
If you close your eyes and don't think about the lyrics, it really isn't that bad.
Ugh, I feel bad for her. She's so delusional she thinks she can run around in an ugly bathing suit only a chunky benny would wear on a Seaside Heights beach. There's a billboard for her concert in AC & I swear she's wearing the same black dress she wore from her "Vision of Love" days. She's stategically positioned to look slim & fellating a microphone.
Homegirl, you're not skinny. You're don't have to dress like a divorced barfly either. Please aim for somewhere in the middle.
That being said, I really don't like her fat face.
"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? "
That was so nice of the ladies at Lucky Cheng's to do her eye makeup.
Seriously, this is a weird video. And I was distracted during the entire first half at the filmmaker's weird attempts to hide her neck. But then later they show her neck (head tilted back) and it seems okay. She's aging pretty gracefully. She is not, however, making new videos gracefully.
Such lame song.....lame video...
"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"
BORING!
I think they digitally cut out pieces of her waist. Can they do that shit? Photoshop a video? She needs some VideoShop! She looked much bigger in the pictures.
Everytime I heard her scream during a song, I thuoght someone was poking her with a fork.
That. Was. Horrible. UGH. I made it through about 2 minutes. Sad.
I don't know why, but I love this woman. I love her music, her ridiculousness and her delusion. Ugh.
There I said it. Someone give me vodka.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:47am.
Ugh, this it the most of any "new music" I've listened to.
It sucks as much as anything else out there. And it sucks as bad as the last time I recall listening to this woman.
Ditto
Mimi, it's been done.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eZQDk4Bek1k/Rp0uerQI1oI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/4V0XdG47Ys...
Vid not available in my country (AMERICA?!) due to some copyright restriction shit. I bet I've seen it a million and one times already anyway.
Bland, boring... love-touchy-sexy-tonight etc.
YAWWWWWN.
Deb: Haven't seen you in forever! Hope you're well!
On t: HATE Mooriah. Talented lady, but that attitude completely negates her talent IMHO.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Deb:
You know what irks me is how Mimi has that ring strategically positioned to face the camera, as if she is proud to be wearing a trinket that most pre-teens would not even be caught dead in.
E.P.I.C. F.A.I.L.
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I was just cracking up at her eyes!!! My God woman, could they have used any MORE mascara, fake eyelashes, etc.?! There are parts you can't even see her eyes!!!! lmfaooo Keeping trying Mariah "Orca" Carey...
Why does she REFUSE to really sing anymore??? Ugh...
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That video is all fucked up....her mouth isn't even lip synching the words right.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:24am.
I'LL FUCK WOPNER TILL HE LOVES ME FAGGOT!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
What in Claire's Hell is up with the butterfly ring?
It kills me that she probably paid a fortune for it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Ugh, this it the most of any "new music" I've listened to.
It sucks as much as anything else out there. And it sucks as bad as the last time I recall listening to this woman.
She could light an entire fucking village for months on all that blubbler she's flaunting!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
MizRo!
OMG, what nearly forty year old woman writes shit like this?!
F.U.C.K. H.E.R.!
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I'LL FUCK WOPNER TILL HE LOVES ME FAGGOT!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:21am.
TOTALITARIAN FACIST PIG LOVER!!!!!! Imma call the COUNTY on you!
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I'LL SEE YOU IN MOTHERFUCKING COURT. THE JUDGE ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT YOU, HE ALREADY KNOWS!!!!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
TOTALITARIAN FACIST PIG LOVER!!!!!! Imma call the COUNTY on you!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
@S&F RACIST! REPORTED!
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S.O. R.I.G.H.T., Triston! *cackle* Wilkommen.
Is she screaming at the ocean?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:16am.
S&F RACIST! REPORTED!
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NO YOU'RE FUCKING RACIST QUIT CALLING MY HOME SAYING THE N WORD OVER AND OVER AND CALLING ME DICK LICKING FAGGOT ON MY WORK EMAIL AND ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE I ALREADY CALLED THE FBI AND LOCAL POLICE THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING RACIST
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
T.I.R.E.D.
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Submitted by Big Bertha on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:11am.
we desperately need some new talent!! These old, boring artists from the 90s (Carey, J-Lo, etc) need to GO stat.
There are uninspired and keep rehashing the same shit over and over and over again.
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Lady Gaga at your service!
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S&F RACIST! REPORTED!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I like how the only thing that moves is her mouth (around 2:40) no emotion shows on her botoxed face...kinda like a frog...
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is she pregnant or what?
we desperately need some new talent!! These old, boring artists from the 90s (Carey, J-Lo, etc) need to GO stat.
There are uninspired and keep rehashing the same shit over and over and over again.
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