Things That Don't Make Sense: Billy Corgan & Jessica Simpson As A Couple
There's a hundred handfuls of famous dudes I can picture Jessica Simpson with (i.e. Huckleberry Hound and the Cuban Gynecologist), but Billy Corgan is not one of them. That's why this little article from E! Online has me asking Jesus for some assistance here.
E! says that a Smashing Pumpkin and a smashed bumpkin are smashing each other. Let's smash our heads in until this makes sense.
A source is saying that Jessica is completely "smitten" with Billy, and he's telling his friends that they are officially dating. But one of Jessica's "friends" isn't about to send them a couple's heart pendant necklace anytime soon. They told E!, "He's just another in an endless string of Jessica's boyfriends. They think he's too old for her. No one takes any of her boyfriends seriously anymore because she has had so many. They're sick of all of them being 'the one.' "
Jessica would fall in love one of my dog's dingles if it sent her a nice text message, but what is going through Billy Corgan's fetus-like head? Maybe Billy is freakier than we thought and he actually gets the tingles from cuddling with Jessica on the sofa while Papa Joe awkwardly stares at them from the corner with one hand "in his pocket" and the other hand twerking his nipple. Freaky ass freaky bitches!
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she like wine gets finer with time...something about her makes a guy just want to bone her
to me she is good........!
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Why does the thought of this make me happy? I can so picture them finding the coupling as odd as we do but also enjoying each other. I hope it works!
Lust, breasts, and desperation for "intelligence" *snicker Chesty* make for strange bed partners.
Hey, he dated Courtney Love, he's done worse.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
what is going through Billy Corgan's fetus-like head?
the answer is simple, my friend...
Titties!
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okay, She STILL FAT with a FAT ASS
okay, She STILL FAT with a FAT ASS
Fat forearms? Give me a break. WTF is wrong with people.
Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:06pm.
Really hard to do, but this is certainly not an upgrade from Tila Tequila. At least Tila is a straight up unrepentent slut.
That's completely untrue and outlandish. At least Jessica doesn't look like an alien. Seriously, Tila has the biggest head to body ratio. Plus Tila is known for just flashing her goods on MySpace and friending people. At least Jessica has talent (despite recent lack of luck with the industry, she still has a naturally fantastic voice).
She still FAT....with fat forearms.
Seriously ????
I never tire of this song...ever !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zptW0ysbuA
Just Like A White Winged Dove
Okay, okay. Let's just say WHAT IF: Jessica was really a smart and deep person? And the stupidity is just fantastic marketing. Because in this day and age, no one likes a smart person. OKAY, now back to reality.
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
WHAT? WHAT? SERIOUSLY? BILLY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? sigh...
"Vegans are all coke-sniffing, cigarette-smoking faux socialists who listen to music that has no melody at all, so fuck them."
What the fuck?!?!?
First Tila Tequila, now this?
gettin used to it...like this new site..LOL!
She's done pop and wrecked country. Tell me the universe isn't so messed up that this dingbat is fucking for rock/alternative tracks.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
He has lady fingers.
I love The Smashing Pumpkins version of "Landslide". I like Fleetwood Mac's, too.
Kinda how I like Gary Jules' version of "Mad World" as much as I like TFF's original.
My friend Claire used to have nicknames for EVERYONE in college. Unfortch, I don't know what mine was. There was this dude named Steve whom she renamed Huckleberry Hound.
Waiting for the "I'm in Love" people magazine cover in 3...2...1....this would be her 4th with 4 different guys.
wow... that just boggled my mind.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Good for her! She may be completely talentless and uneducated, but she still deserves to be happy! Go get your peen, bitch! _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
little_rascal, EveryStrangersEyes - whatever musically gets you through the moment; I'm not gonna knock anyone else's junk.
Buuuuuuuut...okay, my (musical) confession--my REAL love is violin and cello music; of any kind. It's like crack for my brain.
kissmyass!!!
Nuff said about THAT! movin' on...
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"God make me good. But not yet."
sonofa!... be back in a minute.. i hope
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by LuxLuv on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:41pm.
Of course, I'll cop to having some emo/female junk too. But I'm not sayin what THAT is. I'd would embarrass myself more than I ever have here.
i once totally bitched an employee out while listening to Jimmy Buffet... your emo/female junk can't be as awkward as that!LOL!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
@ LuxLuv
I play very loud U2 when I'm alone in my car.
On topic : I kinda feel bad for poor Jessica.
see ya, p-80!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Good night, Peaches!
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:40pm.
i'll agree, in that video she was scorching hot, but... what the hell was Willie Nelson doing in it?
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Peaches, nitey, dormillon (slang for sleepyhead)! Love you.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
ooohhh... i didn't even see the happy kitty enter!... *pets happy kitty*
OT: meh, i don't know what else to say... uummm... she's as dumb as a box of rocks(no offense to boxes of rocks reading this)
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
EveryStrangersEyes - Yay-UH!
*roots around in secret stash of Mother's "Angry Music" kids can't listen to/know about*
I love blasting my angry music in my car. LOVE it. Just me and that, and I'm in the zone, man.
Of course, I'll cop to having some emo/female junk too. But I'm not sayin what THAT is. I'd would embarrass myself more than I ever have here.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
ESE!!!!!!
LOL!
NIGHTY YA'LL !!!!!!
LUXYYYYYYY
XOXOXOXOOX MUAAAAAAAH !
U KNOW U HOT , FOXY AND LOVELY !!!!!!
LIL_RAS !
XOXOXXO
TOMORRAAAAAAW!
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Submitted by peaches80 on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:30pm.
*blushes*!
ESE , you forgot about my hairdo!!!!!!
oh, no... no i didn't... you should see the peaches in my fridge... they all have blue wigs!.... i really should check and see if these markers are non toxic
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by LuxLuv on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:29pm.
EveryStrangersEyes, I just put on the cans, blare the angry music and shut it all down. F- 'em. I do enough for the people in my family.
i'm gonna go ahead and edit this for ya... "I just put on the fuckin' cans, blare the angry fuckin' music and shut it all the fuck down. Fuck 'em. I do enough for the fuckin' people in my fuckin' family."
how'd i do?.. you feel less stressed?
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"Amidst the grass,
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Wining, dining, biding his time."
little_rascal - personally, yes; sort of. I do NOT impose my beliefs upon anyone else here. The rest can do what they want. MY thing--that's between me and Him. Nuff 'said.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
he dated a nice photographer girl named yelena (yemchek?).
and wow, this is sad. why, billy, why?!
*blushes*!
ESE , you forgot about my hairdo!!!!!!
you like ????
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:25pm.
Peaches, yes, maman was a Frenchie, Pa was German. Spoke low German half the time--NO ONE speaks that any more except maybe Hutterites! And French & German--worst possible mixes in MY fam'bly. Passion/aggression + stoicism. But at least I got some good genes from both, even if I didn't get the height. Dammit. Hate that.
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LUXY !!!!!!!
I BET THEM SOME GOOD GENES !
wow that is a hot mix !
yes passion , aggression IMO is more french , i am a mix too spanish/french , totally saw the poised /passion in my mom !!!!!!!
love your mix i bet u one hot babe !!!!!!!
XOXOXOXOXOX
AWWWWWW I ALWAYS MISS YA WHEN I DON'T CATCH YA !!!!!
LOL!
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EveryStrangersEyes, I just put on the cans, blare the angry music and shut it all down. F- 'em. I do enough for the people in my family.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
@ ESE
I agree with you, Jessica is pretty. And a few years ago when she had that killer body, I thought she was one of the prettiest women in the show business. I remember when she made that song video where she was washing a car in a bikini, she was so gorgeous.
Submitted by peaches80 on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:22pm.
i'm ALWAYS flirting with you, peaches!!.. heeheehee!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Peaches, yes, maman was a Frenchie, Pa was German. Spoke low German half the time--NO ONE speaks that any more except maybe Hutterites! And French & German--worst possible mixes in MY fam'bly. Passion/aggression + stoicism. But at least I got some good genes from both, even if I didn't get the height. Dammit. Hate that.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Submitted by LuxLuv on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:19pm.
i'm always conscious about when children are around me too... the scratching on the closet door is annoying, i have to turn the t.v. up to drown it out...
don't worry, i hold my pinky out when i lock the door! i'm classy that way!LOL!
OT: i still think she's pretty... still, just sayin'
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by LuxLuv on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:04pm.
i swear enough in real life to put sailors with turrets to shame!
"trust me, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry"... *turns green*... *smacks Lou Ferrigno*... *sets up Bonsai tree*... *trims edges*... see, i'm a badass!!
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ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME ?????????
LIKE MAH BLUE DO ?
MUAAAAAAAAAAH !
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EveryStrangersEyes, I am always conscious of who is around me (esp. children) who DON'T need to hear that. They hear enough from everyone else out there. I used to laugh at all the Wal-Mart shoppers swearing at the tops of their lungs at each other and into their cellies. But it was shocker too, like being smacked in the face; like WHO talks this way in public? Jeebus!
Wal-mart shoppers, that's who!
Like I said, THIS is my outlet. Still...gotta "class it up" now. I really do.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Submitted by LuxLuv on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:12pm.
Peaches, love!
*kisses*
I have to work more on my Spanish. I have a TON of hispanic pts. My sign language is getting better, but that doesn't help here.
How ARE u? Swillin that chartreuse(sp?)? What IS that anyway? A drink? I know you like it, whatever it is.
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finally girl !!!!!!
i was trying to talk to ya all day long !!!!!!
xoxoxoxox
muaaaaaaaaaah !
chartreuse is like a digestive , but it can be turned in to a cocktail with orange juice and other stuff !!
like jaggermeister !
i missed ya at OP!!!!!!!!
woot woot
ur mom was a frenchi ????
so is my dad !
yey!
trop mignon !
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:04pm.
i swear enough in real life to put sailors with turrets to shame!
"trust me, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry"... *turns green*... *smacks Lou Ferrigno*... *sets up Bonsai tree*... *trims edges*... see, i'm a badass!!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."