Tuesday, December 8th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By "2009 In Auto Tune"
On January 1st 2010 at 12:01 am, all of our brains will simultaneously barf up everything it learned in 2009 and our vomit will look and sound just like the video above (but with 50% more Tiger Woods).
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 4:03am.
@EveryStrangersEyes, I'm in a Rothko thing myself. My Purple Crayon broke.
oh, sure!... flaunt the fact that you HAD a purple crayon!!... pfft... rich kid!... heeheehee!
i'm gonna try to settle into some slumber, i'm gonna leave you all with just one last thing that's been running through my head all day(an insight to my insanity)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLR4iZJLgc4
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
@EveryStrangersEyes, I'm in a Rothko thing myself. My Purple Crayon broke.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:26am.
wanna buy a picture of a turkey that looks like it's just an outline of a hand?... granted, it's colored blue and the feathers are kinda pointy(i need to cut my nails)
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:21am
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Hahaha, I'm more of a distract kinda ga.... oh look! Something shiny.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:19am.
BTW, did you ever keep inside the lines?
i've decided to work on my abstract phase!LOL!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:19am.
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See below. *tap tap tap*
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:10am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:06am.
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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oh yeah? use it in a sentence!
*taps foot*
*but not for sex*
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
A Dlisted Public Service Announcement: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
ESE, I think it means IamagiantassholeandIthinkthatIhavealltheanswers-osis.
:)
BTW, did you ever keep inside the lines?
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:10am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:06am.
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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uuummm, yeah... i just tried to read that and started bleeding from my ears... thanks, thanks a lot!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:06am.
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
iggy and ese - the fact that the talentless dope had the nerve to call him out on twitter by calling him a liar is stunning... what's that word? hubris.
iggy you won't be familiar with that word as it's less than 7 letters. muttermutterbitchmutterumutter
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A Dlisted Public Service Announcement: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 2:39am.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! classic!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Love it!! "You talentless dope!" As a certain wise man once said to me, never a truer word was spoken. HAHAHA!!! Hell hath no fury like a Sam Rubin scorned.
Piggy's days are numbered.
epic smackdown of piggy! http://tv.gawker.com/5422102/ktlas-sam-rubin-lays-the-smack-down-on-pere...
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
A Dlisted Public Service Announcement: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
I left the Muse Magazine video and two other links in "Lindsay Lohan Will Save The Children Of India." Enjoy! Now that I’ve seen the Muse stills and video, I plan to soak in a sanitizing Purrell bath (just as a precaution). ;)
Besides, I can't find my copy of Caligula (70s version with Malcom McDowell and Helen Mirren). But then that'd really wreck me.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
...All the shit and piss of the day...I'm just gonna go watch my DVD of Spun; I need to go bug out.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 6:49pm.
Diamond- where have you been?
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Moving from NOLA to NAPA, CA. Sorry I missed ya! Hope you see this message.
@ MissJaneTexas
I just finished watching "Charlie Brown Christmas". It was so sweet, left me with a huge smile on my face. :-)
Im watching the biggest loser. Antoine is kinda of a hottie after that weight loss.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
LUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXY!!!!!!!!!!
IN CASE YOU SEE GIRL
XOXOXOXOX
MUAAAAAAAAH !
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JESUS SAVES WITH COUPONS YA'LL , DLISTED APPROVED !
http://www.latfh.com/
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That makes me sad. American culture in 3 minutes. There you go.
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 6:35pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 6:34pm.
@ Suck&Fuck
You're just being silly about your dad, right? Please tell me it's a joke.
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if by joke, you mean romance, then yes
NO I DO NOT BLOW MY DAD NOR WOULD I EVER.
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Ah, just because you never blew your daddy doesn't mean those you have blown haven't been your "daddies." Dirty talk and hair pulling is the stuff of romance, no? lol
As Karen would say:
*denied*
*denied*
*APPROVED*
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Breakdown--just the ones on your face, baby. Even though the ones further south are TOTALLY pinchable too. But I'm respectful.
Besides, I don't have my Black Amex card any more (for you to swipe first, you know, for the "service" (j/k) : )
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"God make me good. But not yet."
LuxLuv:
Which cheeks you pinchin'?!
And DD: If Playgirl has photos of CHeetah wang, I would bet my life they ain't sexy.
Unless turtle faces with peens are in these days!
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Drudge has a news link that says Playgirl is trying to authenticate secsy Tiger Woods photos
DD - IDK about the bookkeeper. But this is fucking ridiculous.
The Breakdown is HOT! Hot body! *pinches Tristan's cheeks*
Love that child.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
My favorite Smashing Pumpkins song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_SkCvE0JNc
*flips foodstamp card to Sucky*
I still have some dough left on this old thing. ________________________________________________
"God make me good. But not yet."
little_rascal:
S&F is the same weight as me, but an inch and a half taller.
And I am not skin and bones!
Security!
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Diamond- where have you been?
Submitted by LuxLuv on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 6:45pm.
Sucky, I'm back from the scrap yard. WHAT an adventure. $26 for all my friend's copper and bronze. Poor guy, those old bastards would have eaten him ALIVE. He prolly felt like an idiot having this little tiny chick having to show him how to do all that, but he was desperate. I was the ONLY female there. And the the pay-lines were long. But I sorta developed this nasty-ass fuck-you personality thanks to my days at Wal-Mart so those ol' dudes down there knew not to mess with ME. I had my wee lil' shank OUT! I TOTALLY should have been a guy. I swear. I think like one.
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FUKKEN HOT LUX. DON'T LET THEM PUSH YOU AROUND! NICE OF YOU TO HELP YOUR PAL OUT!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Sucky, I'm back from the scrap yard. WHAT an adventure. $26 for all my friend's copper and bronze. Poor guy, those old bastards would have eaten him ALIVE. He prolly felt like an idiot having this little tiny chick having to show him how to do all that, but he was desperate. I was the ONLY female there. And the the pay-lines were long. But I sorta developed this nasty-ass fuck-you personality thanks to my days at Wal-Mart so those ol' dudes down there knew not to mess with ME. I had my wee lil' shank OUT! I TOTALLY should have been a guy. I swear. I think like one.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 6:43pm.
@ Sucky&Fucky
I always knew you were just joking about blowing your father. But you've got me a little worried.
And you need to start eating! 6'2" and 155lbs??? Skin and bones!
I would feed you my potato latkes, that will put some meat on your bones!
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I WOULD EAT THEM UP! I also walk 2 miles a day and smoke. MAYBE NEXT YEAR I'LL TRY TO GAIN LIKE 5 LBS!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
@ Sucky&Fucky
I always knew you were just joking about blowing your father. But you've got me a little worried.
And you need to start eating! 6'2" and 155lbs??? Skin and bones!
I would feed you my potato latkes, that will put some meat on your bones! ♥ ♥ ♥
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 6:36pm.
S&F and his dad have a sex tape I heard
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ah shit that must've "leaked" I "do not" WANT THE PUBLICITY!! I'M CALLING MY LAWYER! *starts pressing buttons on disconnected phone*
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
S&F and his dad have a sex tape I heard
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 6:34pm.
@ Suck&Fuck
You're just being silly about your dad, right? Please tell me it's a joke.
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if by joke, you mean romance, then yes
NO I DO NOT BLOW MY DAD NOR WOULD I EVER.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
@ Suck&Fuck
You're just being silly about your dad, right? Please tell me it's a joke.
@ DiamondDawg
All Tiger's advertisements are pulled from TV, including prime-time and cable!
On the subject of incest, the only time it is ok is when I am blowing my dad.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 6:01pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 6:00pm.
Just finding out that the bookkeeper didn't bill a $300k job from two years ago.
SERIOUSLY!?!?
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Why isn't the bookkeeper fired?
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I don't fucking know. The owner knows ALL of this shit.
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Is this dolt FINALLY gonna get fired, M.E.? Or does the boss still want to keep her around?
Well, they were twins so they had identical parts anyway.
They could just pretend it was a mirror!
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M.E. I know you were looking for a place for your xmas party, I read this little delight and thought of you!
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=77
Hahaha are you sure this wasn't you! :-)
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 6:06pm.
DD - On Thanksgiving Elin got wind of Tiger's cheating, took a 9 iron to him, he tried to leave the house, crashed his car, was in and out of consiousness on the pavement, snoring at times, Elin handed over two prescription bottles Ambien and Vicodin, both empty. Tiger was admitted to the hospital under an assumed name as an OD.
Last night Elin's mother collapsed, Elin called 911, the ambulance arrived and took her to the hospital as a precaution.
That's how I understand it all.....
And I just heard that an 11th woman has come forward saying she slept with Tiger
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Thanks, M.E.
I also just read that Tiger was texting Rachel AFTER the crash saying he wanted to be with her. A friend of hers says he told her/him that he loved her.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 6:01pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 6:00pm.
Just finding out that the bookkeeper didn't bill a $300k job from two years ago.
SERIOUSLY!?!?
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Why isn't the bookkeeper fired?
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I don't fucking know. The owner knows ALL of this shit.
Still they watched or saw each other doing the dirty. I would never want to even see that. NASTY!