Uma Thurman And Her Billionaire Boyfriend Have Broken Up
Calling all gold diggers on the stroll! Brush up your skills (aka get a bikini wax and watch Pretty Woman in slo-mo in every language available) and say a little prayer before your Camille Grammar statue, because another billionaire is back in the wild. People says that Uma Thurman has canceled her engagement to Swiss financier Arki Busson.
Apparently, distance is one of the main reasons why their relationship went south. Uma has to spend most of her time in NYC, because her kids with Ethan Hawke are here. And Arki is based in London.
The two started dating in 2007, and got engaged last year. Arki sealed the deal by slipping Uma's finger into an 8-carat diamond ring. One of Uma's friends says that she plans to give the ring back as well as everything else Arki gave her.
YES! That bitch from Kill Bill is going to return a beautiful shiny diamond ring that could probably make a pawn shop owner and her bank account happier. Who in the hell returns a diamond ring?! That's worse than returning a baby without the receipt! If Arki asks for the ring back, Uma should just tell him her vagina ate it. Or Lindsay Lohan stole it. Or Lindsay Lohan's vagina ate it.
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she is so cute........!
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I kinda like Uma and hope she finds a good man soon but dang, bitch got man hands...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
uma's the coolest , but I would totally keep the ring...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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I loved Uma in that movie "The Truth About Cats And Dogs"
Uma should run. He's looking for an "Elin" to marry, who he can then cheat on because she's too boring. He's a man with a press agent.
Uma can't take his cocaine fueled life, I'm sure, she loves her child.
Damnit, I wanted her to find happiness with someone after Ethan screwed the babysitter (and then married her). However, from what I've seen, this dude was a jerk. Move on, girl, move on.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
This is the only tragic news we've had in a while:(
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Anyone want to marry a hundredaire? I'm available!
She's got the man hands.
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
I wish I had a billionaire boyfriend (sigh) and then he would be my husband because you just don't let billionaires go!!!
I have a friend right now who can't leave the state because of her ex's parental rights. Anyone who wants kids better make damn sure they want to be tied in some way for years to the baby daddy. If he wants to be a part of their lives, you might have to give up your billionaire boyfriend.
Uma's billionaire seemed like a jerk anyway. Sometimes there's not enough money in the world to put up with misery.
She probably wised up to his shittiness. I heard a different version of what Spoiled posted: that Arki wouldn't marry Elle because she'd divorced her first husband. Whatever the reason, Busson is an asshat, and Uma finally got wise and kicked his sorry shittiness to the curb. Good for her.
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Liz Taylor would have kept the ring !!!
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
That's the equivillent of returning yer tighty whitey fruit of the loins to Wally mart with fresh skiddies in them...
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Celebs are normal people, minus reason and accountability...
Me thinks his peenie felt embarrassed cuase it seemed so small when she held it in her MAN-HANDS.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
@stockbroker: when i lived in phoenix, one of the big deals was the phoenix open...i never understood what the big was until my gay guy roommate told it was a big festival of drinking, partying and whoring...who knew?
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
borg queen:
I agree. Uma is the shit and she put up with crackhead Ethan for years, who was a sleaze I know from 1st hand knowledge.
You live and learn and I don't think Uma is one to be played twice.
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Letinstar ~ yea and play golf
:)
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone ~
Damn Uma broke up with him. Uma is so underrated as an actress. She is a real class act b/c despite Ethan Hawke acting a fool and impregnating their babysitter, she wouldnt relocate out of the US out of respect for Ethan Hawke. They prolly have something in their divorce decree not letting her leave the US, right? Otherwise why not leave and start a life with her billionaire fiance.
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
@stock broker: you're so money and you don't even know it! you need to get your boys to hold your side money so you can flash that shit when a digger..i mean chick comes around...that's how the bazillionaires roll...or atleast that's what i've heard...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Letinstar ~ no shit. I'm a bazillionaire and I keep tripping over Connie Selleca and Cooter Dye types.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Maybe Uma will finally find time in her busy agenda to add me in her MySpace account (been keeping it just to see if after 4 years she adds me, so I can post FUCK YOU back).
I must say I love Uma, always will. I think she is one of the most talented and underrated actresses we've got. She knows what she's worth, like Salma and Grace. She not only deserves a rich man, but one who is talented as well!
what's the deal with all these billionaires losing their wimmen?
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
SpiceDong:
If you're fucking right, you lose track of time so no need for a watch.
And chocolate comes AFTER the sex.
Change countries!!!
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Maybe one of Tiger's snatchilerious ho's will sniff him up and chew on his billion dollar peen.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 1:27pm.
Mama Moore:
You were RAWNG for lying down with that.
Shame!
You don't sleep with the accountant...
You sleep with the accountant's secretary!
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*hanging my head in shame*
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 1:24pm.
And that one was half-Swiss!
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OMG that was hilarious.
I guess that shows they can make great bankers, watch makers and chocolatiers, but not great lovers then. Meat was tiny too...very tiny...we are talking cherub tiny. Yikes!
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
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According to Wiki:
Elle Macpherson stated that Busson is so devout a Catholic he decided he couldn't marry a model, despite having two children with her out of wedlock and despite Macpherson herself being Catholic.
Also, Busson's company was a victim of Madoff's ponzi scheme, losing about $230 million under Madoff's management.
Mama Moore:
You were RAWNG for lying down with that.
Shame!
You don't sleep with the accountant...
You sleep with the accountant's secretary!
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Worst lay ever--------------American of German origin, accountant, an accountant, yup shoulda known.
SpiceDong:
Don't listen to S&F. He can only tell you about one side of the skank coin!
Ask a heaux that knows!
And I concur. The Swiss have been lousy lays in bed, save for ONE.
And that one was half-Swiss!
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If the woman calls off the engagement, she returns the ring. If the man calls off the engagement she can keep the ring. And why would she return everything else he gave her unless she's pissed off at him...hmmmmm, you don't return everything just because you broke up...hmmmm.
I hate stereotyping, but all the Swiss dudes I have had sexy times with have been lousy in bed...for real. I mean REALLY bad. I would not be surprised if that is the reason Uma canceled her contract to that peen.
S&F, since you are the sexual anthropologist here, what is the worse lay you've had? I need a "professional" opinion...lol
What you really want is to be a little rotten like me - Ava Gardner
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Stock Broker:
Tiger wouldn't fuck around with Uma.
Got blade?
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8 carats is not THAT large for a whore diamond, considering he's a billionaire.
hopiece:
Did you not learn ANYTHING form yesterday?!
Do NOT go into the WOODS!!!
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Hey Uma...Tiger is available.
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snowpiece,
I agree that would be terrific. Some waiter from TGIF's.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
These billionaire types are usually losers anyway with control issues.
Uma is not one to be controlled. He probably just wanted to have some more babies by a model type and she was not going to fuck up her figure for mroe of his spawn just for a check.
It all comes down to a question of how much money does one really need?!
Or how greedy are you?!
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madam that's what I am waiting for, a man to come out of the woodwork.
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
whhhaaAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT????? my dance teacher always told me you only ever return gifts worth UNDER a hundred bucks!!
snowpiece,
I heard he was fucking Tiger Woods.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
i heard they broke up because she was fucking Tiger Woods
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
If an engagement ends, the classy thing to do is return the ring.
If he insists that you keep it, well, then keep it.
He seems so skeevy, but I think she's gross too. But he seems really, REALLY skeevy. And I used to have recurring nightmares about her, for real. She'd be coming at me slowly, sloowwwly coming at me with that face and those hands! It was terrifying, and they lasted for months.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 1:05pm.
I'm worth about 9 nickels,
i envy your wealth... and will be breaking into your cardboard box later to steal it!LOL!
OT: loved Uma in "Dangerous Liaisons"
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 1:06pm.
Uma, Oprah.
Oprah, Uma.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here