CaCa & The Queen
When The Queen of England met Lady CaCa at the Royal Variety Performance in Blackpool last night, she probably walked away wondering why anyone would waste a delicious box of Fruit Roll-Ups by wearing it. My thoughts exactly.
The much anticipated (not really) meeting between The Queen and The CaCa went down last night, and the former was on her best behavior. Lady CaCa made sure her tuck game was at a royal level, because even she didn't want her tiny soldier to pop out and salute The Queen. It's a known fact that her hermie peen thinks he's British and likes to act out scenes from Oliver Twist. It's a good thing that Lady CaCa checked him by covering him up with fruity preservatives.
Also at last night's performance was Bette Midler, Whoopi Goldberg, Michael Buble and Miley Cyrus. Leave it to Miley to make us Americans proud by baring her chipmunk chichis for royalty. Miley probably said to Elizabeth, "Ahs loooved you in that movie The Queen."