Is Tiger's Wood Coming To Playgirl?
You know what this Tiger Woods Three (Hundred) Whore Circus has been missing? NEKKIDNESS! Specifically, nekkidness in peen form. Well, Life & Style says that Playgirl is on the case! Yes, the same Playgirl who never ponied up Levi Johnston's Alaskan meat. So don't hold your genitals.
Playgirl's spokeswhore Daniel Nardicio says that they have pictures of Tiger's peen in their warm crotches. Apparently, the pics came from one of Tiger's many mistresses. Playgirl said they are trying to find out if the pictures are of Tiger or just some random wang. Daniel said, "We're currently trying to authenticate the photos before we make any decisions on purchasing the Tiger Woods pics and ascertaining the value."
Unless Tiger's face or body is in the pictures, how are they going to prove that shit? This is a job for Gay Al Reynolds! Gay Al's peendar is the best in the business (sorry, Tommy Girl). Gay Al's double glazed donut hole can correctly match up a dude's clothed crotch with a picture of his naked dick. Every time!
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BARF PUKE VOMIT!!!
Tiger is obviously not the least bit physically attractive.
He attracts all that tuna because of his money and for NO OTHER REASON!
Sad.
Schwetty pit-stains!
Jus sayin. I mean, since we're all picking him apart and shit.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Based on Tiger's 'tinymeat nose' and Ornamental heritage we fear that tinymeat is what hangs in Tiger's shorts.
Next.
How many posts does Tiger Woods cheating ass deserves? ONE
But he DID summoned the media gossip hellstorm the moment he put himself in front and tried to lecture people on minding their bussiness...
Has he ever watched the news?! America loves watching stars crash and burn before their eyes, America eats that shit with a shovel!
WHATEVER WILL HAPPEN FOR THE BORDER COLLIE AND LABRADOODLE that were pimped out in the family photos...OH! and the CHILDREN!- WILL SOMBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN- LOL- seriously what will happen with the dogs....
disappointing tiger peen is disappointing, and weird.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
You nasty ass MK! That pic is so disturbing!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:52pm.
Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:40pm.
MR Roo sounds like my dad , except my dad needs a special blend 70% something and 30% something else , i dunno !!!!!
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Is your dad a pipe tobacco? BWAH!
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ptffffffffffff!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO , like is this a trick question cuz errbody knows i am kind simple in the head !
joooooooooke !!!!!!
nah MIT sounds too technologicalduh , mah dad started his business at 15 and he kept on with the famly tradishun !
we like blooooooooooooooooooood!
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Are you kidding? I'm not smart enough to drive by MIT, never mind set foot on campus!
You like blood? Oh no. Are you one of them Twilighters??? *side eye*
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GIRL PLEASE , if paris hilton set foot in harvard , you are damn witty i see no problem with you at MIT !!!!!!!
pleaseeeeeee never twilight , i rather chew my own eyes , we iz in the medical field and my dad was in the insurance business till recently , now he has his own dental clinic , he is not a doctor but many members of my family are sooooooo that is why , he does numbers , me NO WAY I WENT TO IED in milan , i am a fashion and textile designer !!!!!!!!!.
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Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:40pm.
MR Roo sounds like my dad , except my dad needs a special blend 70% something and 30% something else , i dunno !!!!!
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Is your dad a pipe tobacco? BWAH!
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ptffffffffffff!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO , like is this a trick question cuz errbody knows i am kind simple in the head !
joooooooooke !!!!!!
nah MIT sounds too technologicalduh , mah dad started his business at 15 and he kept on with the famly tradishun !
we like blooooooooooooooooooood!
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Are you kidding? I'm not smart enough to drive by MIT, never mind set foot on campus!
You like blood? Oh no. Are you one of them Twilighters??? *side eye*
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
he has so many whores~~a strong man?/ ha ha ha He is so handsome. Her blog and photos were found at a dating site ageromance.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:40pm.
MR Roo sounds like my dad , except my dad needs a special blend 70% something and 30% something else , i dunno !!!!!
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Is your dad a pipe tobacco? BWAH!
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ptffffffffffff!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO , like is this a trick question cuz errbody knows i am kind simple in the head !
joooooooooke !!!!!!
nah MIT sounds too technologicalduh , mah dad started his business at 15 and he kept on with the famly tradishun !
we like blooooooooooooooooooood!
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JESUS SAVES WITH COUPONS YA'LL , DLISTED APPROVED !
http://www.latfh.com/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:40pm.
MR Roo sounds like my dad , except my dad needs a special blend 70% something and 30% something else , i dunno !!!!!
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Is your dad a pipe tobacco? BWAH!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:37pm.
Sugar, Mr. Roo went to MIT
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Ha! I met lots of MIT guys when I was dating in Boston in my late twenties.
To be honest, a few asked me out but I declined because I was intimidated by their brilliance.
Not that I'm the village idiot, but there was just no comparison!
I never thought that they might enjoy being with someone who was laid back and joke-cracking!
I'm sure you're brilliant too, but probably in a different way from Mr. Roo..I would guess that he is probably more analytical and you are more instinct and intuition-oriented.
I could be completely wrong! :)
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Aww, thanks, Centy. ♥ Nope, I'm not brilliant at all. My son and BH are but not l'il old me. MIT guys are actually cool but when they get together with their buds from school years later, they act like they should still be in diapers. It's not sensational. BWAH! Mr. Roo is definitely analytical but he gave up trying to understand me a long time ago. Someone once asked him if he "gets" me and he said there used to be a rule book but he saw me throw it out on our wedding night. DAMN STRAIGHT! I turned 35 this year and he said now I had to be mature. That lasted until I made a mashed potato town at the dinner table.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
@SUGAROO!!!!!
Almost. I ain't no hippie, though. Mr. Roo is a lot older than me so we do clash on occasion but most of the time, he's cool. Mr. Roo went to MIT so he thinks wearing underwear in anything but white is him being edgy.
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MOMMY , IS THAT CHU?????????????
MR Roo sounds like my dad , except my dad needs a special blend 70% something and 30% something else , i dunno !!!!!
always white , no color !!!!
but he was a hippie when i was born and then he changed his ways !!!!!
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Sugar, Mr. Roo went to MIT
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Ha! I met lots of MIT guys when I was dating in Boston in my late twenties.
To be honest, a few asked me out but I declined because I was intimidated by their brilliance.
Not that I'm the village idiot, but there was just no comparison!
I never thought that they might enjoy being with someone who was laid back and joke-cracking!
I'm sure you're brilliant too, but probably in a different way from Mr. Roo..I would guess that he is probably more analytical and you are more instinct and intuition-oriented.
I could be completely wrong! :)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:29pm.
Sugar, Every
Single
One
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LOL...are you and Mr. Roo like that old Jenna Elfman SF comedy in which she was a pretty hippie and her husband was an uptight corporate lawyer?!
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Almost. I ain't no hippie, though. Mr. Roo is a lot older than me so we do clash on occasion but most of the time, he's cool. Mr. Roo went to MIT so he thinks wearing underwear in anything but white is him being edgy.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Sugar, Every
Single
One
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LOL...are you and Mr. Roo like that old Jenna Elfman SF comedy in which she was a pretty hippie and her husband was an uptight corporate lawyer?!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I would whine about all the Tiger posts but I get the feeling you feel like you won the lottery, MK. It's like you just been WAITING on this trick to trip over himself - and he DID! Well - all I gots to say now is CONGRATULATIONS, MK! Tiger Woods is a whore! YAY!
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"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:24pm.
Sugar, If he could look at it, he'd realize just how big his asshole really is and maybe it would shut him up!
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Well, he's such a gigantic dildo I wish he would just go fuck himself!
I was laughing about how you were dreading Mr. Roo's boss and his annoying wife, but then she had the oinks and you were spared!
Does Mr. Roo dislike any of your friends?
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Every
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He thinks they have no dignity. Apparently he never looked across the bed at who he married. Maybe it was the chicken suit I was wearing that threw him off.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Sugar, If he could look at it, he'd realize just how big his asshole really is and maybe it would shut him up!
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Well, he's such a gigantic dildo I wish he would just go fuck himself!
I was laughing about how you were dreading Mr. Roo's boss and his annoying wife, but then she had the oinks and you were spared!
Does Mr. Roo dislike any of your friends?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:17pm.
Sugar, "Sorry about your little problem there, Perez."
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Well, everyone's full of shit every once in awhile and needs an oily butt suppository.
Or at least, that's how he should look at it.
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If he could look at it, he'd realize just how big his asshole really is and maybe it would shut him up!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Tiger? pffft.... Elin will be going for the whale: http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/nicolaclitheroe/2005/01/28/whale_dick....
Double post. Oops!
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:11pm.
Sugar,
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LOL...love my notorious, pathetic, drug-addict reputation!
I also meant to add, sometimes small-seeming ones can barely change at all.
I generally file those under "Crushing Disappointments."
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I file it under, "Sorry about your little problem there, Perez."
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Sugar,
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LOL...love my notorious, pathetic, drug-addict reputation!
I also meant to add, sometimes small-seeming ones can barely change at all.
I generally file those under "Crushing Disappointments."
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:05pm.
Sugar, All I know is when he doesn't wear undies, you can tell his balls sag low.
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Here's to hoping you're wildly overpaid!
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Here's hoping Centy eases up on the drugs. LOL!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Sugar, All I know is when he doesn't wear undies, you can tell his balls sag low.
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Here's to hoping you're wildly overpaid!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 8:52pm.
Hi Centy! ♥ My manager thinks black men are just as long when flaccid as they are when hard. I have no idea where his logic comes from. All I know is when he doesn't wear undies, you can tell his balls sag low. His wife must have a mouf like a vacuum hose.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Hey, Sugar. Cute avie! :), whether men check each other out at the urinal. He said he doesn't.
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How can anyone ever tell how big a guy is unless they see it on the alert?
Not that I'm any expert, but I have seen somewhat small-looking ones double in size and big-seeming ones barely change.
(In magazines. That someone FORCED me to look at.)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
"Whores to the right, wife to the left!"
Guess turnabout's fair play, huh Tiger?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
My manager today felt the need to tell me the biggest schlong he ever saw was on a white guy, which surprised him. At the time we were having a debate as to whether men check each other out at the urinal. He said he doesn't.
Dirty liar.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
O how the mighty have fallen!
That is tiny.
So who's the house organ?
Playgirl or Tiger?
I'm confused...
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I giggled like... well, see avatar.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rickrolled with actual tiger dick!
MK, you devil, you!
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
Hasn't he been humiliated enough???
Um, no.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Hahahahah! Provolone that was fuckin funny!
All Tiger needs is two more skeletal whores to come out of the closet, and he'll have a calendar.
Another 300 or so, and he'll have a page-a-day calender.
Countdown to "don't hate me 'cuz I'm a sex addict" claim in 3, 2, 1...
Damn u MK... I hate you!!! (Not really.) After all this time I should know better, but yet "click" I did... =(
The media goes too far. Seriously, let them deal with this on their own, we don't need to see private pictures exposed.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
WHY did I click? Oh, MK you rascal...you've tricked me once again.
be cool about fire safety
Ummm, once again, I clicked and shouldn't have...Thanks a fuckin' lot, MK!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
That's him! But I won't say how I know!!!!
WTF, even if they did have a real pic how would it be legal for them to do anything w/ it?
Extra just aired an interview w/ Ashley Dupre, the Spitzer ho, blasting the "Tiger 10" for being trashy bitches. LOL.
At the rate this is going, nothing would surprise me, and I hope his wife gets tested for AIDS.