Um. When Isn't She Exposed?
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In the new issue of Muse Magazine, Blohan and model Petey Wright channel Kate Moss and Johnny Depp. Photographer Yu Tsai explained to Page Six, "I was always fascinated by Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, and when I asked Lindsay to do a shoot, she jumped at the chance. It was all about her being sexy, channeling Kate from the '90s. She is stunning and radiates in the pictures. Lindsay is incredibly focused where it comes to her career and fashion is her passion. It's raw, it's exposed, this is her at her best. She told me: 'I want to make this iconic.'"
LiLo as Kate Moss?! LiLo just wanted an excuse to stick her nostril into a mountain of the bad shit and call it "research." LiLo is radiating so much in these pictures that I had to call the Free Clinic and ask them to prepare a Penicillin shot for me. The only bitch fapping to this shit is Gollum.
Here's more from LiLo's Muse spread, which simply looks like a bunch of pictures lifted from her Facebook account. Whatever you do, don't look at third thumbnail with bare eyes. LiLo's lopsided nalgas will ruin your day. And is she shitting hair? No, don't look.
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Seriously, why doesn't she get some botox? I appreciate she feels she doesn't need it and who wants a completely frozen forehead anyway but really, she's got some serious shit going on around the sides and she can at least stop that getting any worse.
Such a fucking div. All the fucking time.
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If I woke up and saw something like pic #3 I'd swear off booze and head to the clinic as soon as possible.
She's got one of those flapjack-style asses. I don't really get it when dudes say a girl has a "nice ass" that is seemingly flat. Yeah, I know nobody here said it, or about her, but it happens.
Peering through protective fingers clutching my face like the creature attached to Kane’s face in Alien...
Quelle horreur!
Kate Moss and Johnny Depp? These pics look nothing like either of them. IMO the pics look like they were lifted straight out of a porn magazine. Maybe porn is what she considers her "career" now?
Does she pay money to look like that???
madonna, marilyn monroe, kate moss...hmmmm.
why hasn't a photog suggest lindsay do an homage to middle-aged highway rest stop hookers?
i'm confused.
I've never heard of Muse magazine, but they obviously have no credibility and was simply looking for somebody cheap enough to "pose" for them.
This bitch is more "peat moss" than Kate Moss.
Culito seco. LOL
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Great tags MK. Lindsay Lohan, Trash...even the pics are "not her again". Hahaha.
Daddy Lohans eyeballs must be bugging out of his head. She's a natural for looking like a drugged out whore. I think she forgot to wipe in pic 3.
Lindsay's ass swings both ways.
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If Lindsay Lohan is so "focused on her career", why hasn't she put out a decent movie in several years? And her passion is more like spending money on clothes/other shit she doesn't need, that other people advise her to wear. This does not a fashionista make.
If Lilo dies, I wonder if that ass shot will become her "Marilyn nude on the bed" photo. That final, arresting image that represents her.
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Can she be more desperate for attention? Idiot.
Why does she take such pride in being a crackwhore? Someone please explain ...
Damn indeed MK, she looked like she was shitting hair. The lack of ass is very unsexy and disturbing. She looks even more cracked out and desperate here, if that's possible!
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
The lack of ass is disturbing and gross, yet typical.
Her face looks like one of my old Barbie doll's face after I gave her a sharpie and crayon make over.
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Her skin resembles a rusted old fence.
Awwww. Lilo mistook ironic for iconic. Or perhaps moronic...
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The first and fourth thumbnails look like a scene from "The Business of Strangers".
At least her droopy ass takes the attention away from her horrible weave.
no matter how much coke she does, she will NEVER be Kate. or Marilyn for that matter. that ass shot made me laugh so hard, a bit of wee came out.
Is this a joke???
nasty, disgusting, very un-sexy, and her ass is just awful...I would hide in shame after showing these pics...hot, definately not...but Tiger would take her, he loves ho's...
That's right: Bloho had sexy times with Moss back on their coke-fueled visit to a stripper club going back a bit in time!
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OT Is that an ass or mud flaps? Where are the chrome chicks?
Thumnail #3 reminds me of a scene from the movie "Hostel Part 2". Isn't this cunt dead yet?
Submitted by onthefringe on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:33pm.
I can't believe they didn't immediately discard thumbnail #3 upon viewing it (after shuddering). Who would actually think that looks sexy?!!!!
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Amputee fetish...
MK told me not to look at #3 without safety goggles, but I didn't listen--much to my regret... ;)
She looks like she's been working a truck stop at $75 a throw since Goodbye Yellow Brick Road was top 40. Add in the kardassian pix, and it looks like dec 7 is heaux day at dlisted...
K- so here's a weird comment. I'm checking out the 4th thumb and it looks like there's a black square over her boobie. And I'm thinking: What? Too risque? What mag is this again...? And I'm looking closer and I realize: No. That IS her boobie - it's her big-ass nipple that give is such a sharp edge at that angle...and they're full on-top, but droopy...
That's some MC Escher shit, right there.
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The only thing that's remarkable about this is that she still somehow manages to get someone to hire her for photo sessions.
I could pick up three crack hos on the street and have them fuck each others brains out for $5 and three popsicles, take photos of the whole thing, and I'll get the same "artistic", "iconic" results.
No one can blame the photographer for thinking thinking ahead and having figured out that these photos will be worth a lot more after she's found dead in a back alley, a bathroom stall or a motel room.
Her ass hangs like Cisco Adler's nutsack! xD
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Now I know what wonky ass looks like. And she probably thinks she looks good.
two thumbs up for the man ass. i would have rather had a slew of pictures with only his hairy ass crack.
Years from now I'll still have nightmares from thumbnail # 3. I am like 40 pounds heavier than Lilo and my ass is not hanging like a lose ballsack like hers is. Creepy, icky, yuck.
Again I give thanks for my perky ass.
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I believe the expression that best describes her current look is "Rode hard and put up wet."
Ahhahaa!... The photo of her ass! For Futurama fans, do you know Petunia the run-down prostitute lady? That is exactly who Lohan's physique looks like in that photo!
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I can't believe they didn't immediately discard thumbnail #3 upon viewing it (after shuddering). Who would actually think that looks sexy?!!!!
Ok, I know there are a few guys out there into the junkie look - but really! Yuk!
oh lord!!!
That is not the ass of a 23 year old. If you drew some sad eyes at the top it could pass for Droopy Dog.
Why is this crackwhore still getting any attention from mags, etc??
I don't understand how recreating the style of photos from johnny depp and kate moss would be iconic...the original pictures are only like 15 years old tops! and they are both still alive, looking fairly fantastic despite all of their drug use.
It is pretty hard to be iconic when you are just copying something else, especially when they did it better, and still look better.
Stunning? No.
Revolting and trashy? Yes.
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Submitted by putas on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 12:11pm.
These photos will be 'iconic' only when she is found dead and then they'll skyrocket in value.
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OH SNAP!
This is clearly Miss Lohan's best work. Her iconic bathroom stance will remain longer after she fades from public interest. Dina must be so proud!