Friday, December 4th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Groom And Two Big Bitches Who Don't Play
Don't ever ever mess with a woman with relatives who could enter a Martha Dumptruck look-alike contest and win! A dude in Peru learned this lesson the hard way when he decided it would be a wonderful idea to marry a woman in a televised mass wedding ceremony. Everything was going well until the sister and auntie of his CURRENT wife broke up the beautiful ceremony with their fists of fury.
Dude ran like he was being chased by....well....by two big butchies who have been begging for a reason to rip his nuts out by the root. BIGAMY FAIL!
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that was cool.....!
sticker printing | folder printing
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 12:36am.
@carrie: i taugt special ed for a couple years...
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I was waiting for a new Open Post to address your reply, because I'm not sure anyone is still looking... will post more in-depth when a new OP goes up. Just wanted to say THANK YOU for your advice. :-)
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 1:30pm.
GOLD! ROFLMAO!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbalsa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Sug, never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbalsa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one!
I am pretty sure I saw a National Geo Special on it. Primal. :)
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
urmomma, LOL! I almost got run over my some crazed housewife who just HAD to have the world's most phallic-looking kielbasa because it was the LAST ONE! Heaven forbid! Because that 2 inch snowfall will keep the trucks from bringing in more kielbasa on Monday!
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 12:26pm.
People really kill me. I just went to the grocery store. We're supposed to get maybe 2 inches of snow but you'd think the blizzard to end all blizzards was coming! Not a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, or a gallon of milk was left standing. Why do assholes lose their freaking minds just because a little snow is coming?
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LOL! I admit I get the same way...WE NEED MILK! AND A CRATE OF RAMEN NOODLES! GO GO GO!!!!
*lovingly makes a PB&J and a glass of milk for sug*
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
People really kill me. I just went to the grocery store. We're supposed to get maybe 2 inches of snow but you'd think the blizzard to end all blizzards was coming! Not a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, or a gallon of milk was left standing. Why do assholes lose their freaking minds just because a little snow is coming?
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
That guy had some balls to think that he could get away with bigamy. Shit, those women are descendants of the Incas for heaven's sake - they will slit your throat in a second. Sheesh, what a dumbass. The slapping and hitting was awesome.
haha...good for them
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Night!
italics, Never mind my post at 12:12
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Centaurious:
Sniff...ok...well...wailing...just, thanks!
Thanks alot!
I just spent the last 15 minutes printing out "Centaurious makes me laugh!" and preparing it for framing!
I cannot go on.
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It wasn’t artfully worded, eh? ;)
This is overdue but it’s framed!
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* "Centaurious makes me laugh!" *
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OMFG !!!!!!!
GOD , WHERE ARE WE GOING !!!!
CODY THE DOG LOSE HIS JOB NOW I AM PISSED , LEAVEEEEEEEEEE CODY ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
* RAISES FIST TO THE SKY *
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THIS IS NOT FAIR
i am so totally off now , damn , * throwing computer to garbage bin*
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
NIGHT TEAM V , 5 HOURS WOW !!!!!!
YOU GO BOY !!!!!!
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 2:04am.
Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 1:54am.
I love how Mac commercials tout their "superior hardware" when they had to switch to PC hardware 4 years ago because their hardware couldn't keep up, and they brag about compatability, when they had to add free dual boot software 2 years ago so that people could install Windows and actually fucking do something!!
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i know is really crappy , i have this one for 3 years and is already broken and the battery is useless , the one i had before it sucked , i could not install photoshop and illustrator !
arggggggggh !!!
but i do love the design of the machine is such a trip to go to the "mac store" , like you are some artist and stuff !
like duh , but i must agree the time it worked it was good , now i am just waiting for it to explode so i can have a reason to change it !
I MEAN IN THIS ECONOMY , i will just change it until it melts, plus i don't use heavy stuff anymore , i used to have so many works in photoshop now i hardly use it , i rather sketch by hand and then render in illustrator i am so totally for vectors i don't want my drawings to look like photos i want to keep them a bit more fashion like !
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
night, peaches!
I'm off too, I have to annoy My2c via instant message for the next 5 hours!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
totally right KOKO
ok darlings !!!!
i am off to watch whatever is on !!!!
xoxoxoxooxoxoxo
muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 1:54am.
I love how Mac commercials tout their "superior hardware" when they had to switch to PC hardware 4 years ago because their hardware couldn't keep up, and they brag about compatability, when they had to add free dual boot software 2 years ago so that people could install Windows and actually fucking do something!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
GRRRRRRRRR @ police who act like stupid assholes and give some of the good ones a bad name...i've been on both sides of the nightstick (good and bad) but i really hate the power tripping dudes who ruin it for everyone !
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 1:50am.
Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 1:41am.
god i hate the new ipod , the clip one , damn it doesn't have a forward or rewind button !!!!!
damn you woz and jobs !
you suck
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I hate paying 4 times as much for an mp3 player. I'll stick with my off brand that does the same thing.
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like tell me about it !
i do like apple , i used to design and it was good , but besides outer look and the fact that is really easy to use i don't see why i should pay so much for a laptop !!!!!
but i have been brainwashed that is either mac or virus infested PC!!!
i need to drink more barley to washed that stuff away !
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 1:41am.
god i hate the new ipod , the clip one , damn it doesn't have a forward or rewind button !!!!!
damn you woz and jobs !
you suck
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I hate paying 4 times as much for an mp3 player. I'll stick with my off brand that does the same thing.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
god i hate the new ipod , the clip one , damn it doesn't have a forward or rewind button !!!!!
damn you woz and jobs !
you suck
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 1:36am.
Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 1:22am.
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what bothers me SO MUCH is that it seemed like the jury/media/most people in italy had made their minds up from day 1..sure maybe she slept around ,but SATANIC RITUAL/SEX ORGY!!! of course i don't know all the details but it seem like a weak case...
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IT IS A WEAK CASE !!!!!!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THE HELL THEY ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR
PLUS THE SENTENCE IS WAY TOO MUCH EVERYBODY IS SAYING THAT KIND OF SENTENCE IS FOR MAFIA BOSSES !!!!
i am all confused , like they caught the rapist and then the rapist accuses this two !!!!
yeah okay , they don't even have the murder weapon !
reminds me to avoid killing someone in italy !
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 1:22am.
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what bothers me SO MUCH is that it seemed like the jury/media/most people in italy had made their minds up from day 1..sure maybe she slept around ,but SATANIC RITUAL/SEX ORGY!!! of course i don't know all the details but it seem like a weak case...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 1:30am.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 1:19am.
Just a typical NJ cop, they're all dirty. He also gave me fictitious insurance info, which the town's police repeated, then they tried to pin the fault on me, even though I was OUTSIDE THE PARKED CAR. I could pursue it, if I wanted to spend the rest of my life being harassed by them.
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WOW
that is scary , i mean here you ask for their law booklet ( dunno some shit they carry around like the damn bible ) drop a few 10 there and then you can scream at them and stuff , i have done it !!!!!!!
good they don't have tazers or something , in any case they would never use it on a girl cuz it would be ESCANDALO !!!!!!!!
i also screamed at cops in italy and they are really cool , they started laughing , soooooo like yeah okay !!!!!
i would not try on the states cuz one of my best friends is from delaware and her sister got tasered bacause they said she was making trouble !~
scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 1:19am.
Just a typical NJ cop, they're all dirty. He also gave me fictitious insurance info, which the town's police repeated, then they tried to pin the fault on me, even though I was OUTSIDE THE PARKED CAR. I could pursue it, if I wanted to spend the rest of my life being harassed by them.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
KOKO
i know that whole drama , is just too much , but still they don't have motive , is too weak for a fight , like nooooooooooooo !
i don't buy it
i was talking to the boy about it and i mean they will get out in their 50's such a waste !!!!!!!
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
@peaches80
yes...another thing, if heart rate gets bad put your face in a sinkful of ice,but if it's really bad trust--go to ER...i still can't tear myself away from the repeat cycle after cycle amanda knox footage...
@TV
what did the cop look like ? i (of course imagine him as a guido--jersey shore last night)...and i am not a cop hating person, just curious!
p.s. throws around fake ass anxiety pills that kaiser markets which are just a beta blocker***
so i have read about this pro bush (down there ) , i mean i don't have any i am a shaved peach , but no one has ever complained , is the bush making a come back , cuz i really can not grow one anymore , laser is the bomb, but anyways i mean is uncomfrotable when you wanna go swimming cuz some girls have so much it looks like a mountain and then when it gets wet it sticks out the swim suit , yeah............... TMI!
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 1:12am.
Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 1:07am.
no, but I'm on myspace as (drumroll, please) team valtrex
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LOL!
nah cuz i have a naughty thing for a blogger so when you described yourself i was like hmmmmmm sounds familiar , but you would need to live in LA, so yeah , i would have been funny tho !
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 1:07am.
no, but I'm on myspace as (drumroll, please) team valtrex
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
what's with all them skinny girls on TV , i find drew barrymore more pretty , i think MM was the bomb , i am such a ho for curves i wanna look like an hourglass
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
that ghost whisperer show is soooooo weird , i mean melinda has a child but her husband died and then reincarnated and stuff
jeez i guess i don't watch enough tv , i am just waiting for lost , cuz i just wanna know how it ends
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
awwwwwwww cold water in face soooooooo good!
imma gonna stay awake all night jeeeeeeeez
anyways
TEAM V
i have a blind for you
do you have a blog ???
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 12:52am.
I have short term memory problems (even when sober), but the statute of limitations is 2 years, so I have no legal recourse.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 12:52am.
*DING*DING*DING*
Ho No 4 is is cumming forward in the Tiger saga!
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there's a surprise. If he was an athlete, like say, an NBA player, he'd be in the hundreds.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 12:30am.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 12:22am.____________________________________________________________
NO! NO! NO!
you can NEVER call a concussion or not in the ambulance...oh did they do a mystery MRI while you were waiting in the ambulance ? and to say that out loud...get on the phone with the ACLU,reverand al, whoever...i (obviously) am not even that close to being knowlegable on many subjects but i dated a paramedic and from what he said (well he cheated etc) if you even bump your head you should be checked out for a concussion...i had one of my students once lightly smack me on the side of the head while trying to attack another emotionally disturbed student on the school bus (school MADE me go to emergency but i'm sure only to clear their shitty ass name)...i am so usually anti ambulance chaser but fuck that if they didn't even check...sounds like they breached ethics too and cops probbly paid them off, start having some "forgetfulness" and retro actively sue !!!!
bye chirio once i am more lucid i am gonna try to find out aabout painkillers i guess is for the period or something in tthat case yeah is good !
xoxox
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
*DING*DING*DING*
Ho No 4 is is cumming forward in the Tiger saga!
nite, chirio!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 12:47am.
Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 12:43am.
no wonder they all say that not all naqtural is good for you , yes like i am totally seeing that right now
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rattle snakes are natural, and they'll fuck your ass up!!
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same can be said about childbirth and no i guess so much pain is not natural, well yes it is , but thanks but no thanks , i saw my cousin stretch marks and that stuff is faaaaaaaaaar from natural , looks like a nightmare!
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Peaches:painkillers for us girls if you know what I mean.
ALRIGHT GOODNIGHT/MORNING ALL! HEADING TO THE BEACH TOMORROW TO RELAX. LOVE YA AND HUGS!! SEE YA ON SUNDAY NIGHT MMMMMMMMUAAAAAAAAAA
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 12:43am.
no wonder they all say that not all naqtural is good for you , yes like i am totally seeing that right now
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rattle snakes are natural, and they'll fuck your ass up!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
nooooooo chirruns , pain killers and all stuff adictive (sp) is dangereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
no way , you think is all fun and giggles and then you are ppawing your iphone to some druggie
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
uh?????
bye ESE!!!
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
There'll be no strings to bind your hands
Not if my love can find your heart
And there's no need to take a stand
For it was I who choose to start
I see no need to take me home
I'm old enough to face the dawn
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
Oh my baby
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Then slowly turn away from me
Maybe the sunlight will be dim
But it won't matter anyhow
If morning's echoes say we've sinned
Then it was what I wanted now
And if we're victims of the night
I won't be blinded by the light
Oh my baby
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
Just call me angel of the morning
Then slowly turn away from me
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, darling
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, darling
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me darling
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 12:39am.
Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 12:35am.
Try vodka, it's nature's drain cleaner!!!
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hmmmmmmm i don't have vodka , but i kind of think it doesn't work like that cuz yeah like i already see double and i am fucken hot , nah i 'll pass
i gonna try to use water to clear my drains
no wonder they all say that not all naqtural is good for you , yes like i am totally seeing that right now
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 12:41am.
muthafucka! it's already almost 1:00 a.m.?!?... i gotta go, folks... that dope isn't gonna sell itself to kindergarteners, ya know!!
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the cigarettes do, which is buying me a trip to Vegas in 6 weeks!! Woohoooooo!!!
Nite, ESE
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
muthafucka! it's already almost 1:00 a.m.?!?... i gotta go, folks... that dope isn't gonna sell itself to kindergarteners, ya know!!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
pain killers rock!!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
we're getting close to the 666 comment at OP....
i just noticed that...listening to material girl
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-