This Has Gone Too Far
Daniel Edwards, the evil artiste who brought us such terrifying works of art like St. Angie Breastfeeding and Brit Brit Humping On A Dead Bear, has once again used the holy one as inspiration. Daniel's latest work is called "Brangelina Forever." More like Barfalotta Forever.
Daniel worked on the piece with fellow artist Xvala. It is currently being showcased in a 4,000 square foot home in Oklahoma City called "The Brangelina." The home was designed by Xvala.
Xvala has installed the sculpture in the ceiling of the master bedroom to inspire "sexual healing for the room's occupants."
Xvala is the grand dame of Brangaloonies, because the statute is embedded with crushed glass containing Brad and Angie's DNA obtained from wine glasses from which they drank while reportedly celebrating the anniversary of their first meeting on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Xvala and his publicist released this statement, which might make you want to crawl back into bed and bawl for our future: "The 'Brangelina' sculpture is destined to exist forever, the way Brad and Angie's relationship will persist in peoples' memories. Theirs is the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton romance of our time. I believe every home in America should become an 'honorary home' to our Superstars, in order to connect celebrities and regular people in spirit."
Xvala must be closely related to Xenu, because this bitch is the epitome of FUCKED UP CRAZY! For the sake of his friends and family, I hope this trick is just telling jokes. When you outdo Twitards, it's time to retreat to the nearest padded room.
When was the last time Brad Pitt looked like that?! If they were going to do this, they could've at least made it more realistic. Xvala should've pulled a grandma off the street, shaved her muff off, dipped it in holy water and then pasted it on Brad's chin. And why did that Disney Princess Bird eat St. Angie's nipples off?
You know every Brangaloonie is going to Photoshop their head onto that bird's body and send this out as their Christmas card. If you get one in the mail, burn it immediately! That shit might be contagious.
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That's supposed to be Angelina? Gawd, I thought it was Tori Spelling and that's why Brad's arms AREN'T around her.
Angie is so divine that even when a billy goat is giving it to her doggy style the doves are there to shower her with holiness and praise.
@ TeriAnn
How do you know how Angelinas tits are? WTF you big nasty get the hell over your silly self. Looks as if Brad enjoys them. Breast feeding three kids is the most important not your perv opinion.
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Hopefully the nannies read here and will see that superBrandfans like you appreciate their breastfeeding the kiddies.
Angelina hasn't looked this good since her Tomb Raider days. Now she's Skeletor's anorexic sister and Pitt is butting heads with the other goats behind the barn. Whoever carved this hasn't taken a good look at Skeletramp and Goat boy lately.
And yeah, it's creepy as fuck!
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That Angelina sculpture doesn't look like Angelina, it looks more like Brad with long hair and funbags...
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Where are the arm veins? What about the boxy waist and the 'claws'? And her boobs have never been quite THAT nice. The Brad Pitt face actually does look like him, but about fifteen years ago. The body looks bizarre, though.
At least they got that bitch's protruding ribs right.
"There are three things I'm afraid of clowns, homeless people and drag queens" - Jeff Lewis
So embarrassing. If I were them, I'd pay good money to buy that shit up and have it destroyed. Hmmm, maybe thats what the artist was hoping for.
If you want the facts about Angelina Jolie from her beginning thru her brother-lover days, to her fake marriage to BBT to her mental diagnosis in high school....read Ian Halperin's book, Brangelina. What an eye opener, and since Angie Jo hasn't sued, it must all be TRUE. What a biotch.
Ok, that face doesn't look like Angie at all, and neither does the body. Angelina's body has NEVER looked that! As hot as she is, it's always been about the face. Even at her prime, her body ain't like SLAMMIN' or anything. She wore falsies all over the place for Tomb Raider. So...try again, attention whore "artist" dude...
I'd say he got Angelina's ribcage spot on.
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What the fuck is wrong with people?
On well, nice robin, or sparrow, or swallow, I guess.
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ugh...she has'nt had a body that curvy since her womb raider days.
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
That looks like it could be any old couple. The loons certainly will drool all over this. What's up with the bird?
Ha! Well, I'm glad MK told us that was Brangelina. I didn't recognize them. Love the bird. Nice touch! Haahahhaaa!
Submitted by TeriAnn on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 1:49pm.
How do you know how Angelinas tits are?
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Um...I did just see them in some horrible movie I can't even remember the name of, recently. They don't look like that, that's fersure.
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How do you know how Angelinas tits are? WTF you big nasty get the hell over your silly self. Looks as if Brad enjoys them. Breast feeding three kids is the most important not your perv opinion.
@TeriAnn: You kiss Angelina's ass with that mouth?
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It's all good bitch grow up and quit hating on this great couple you overbearing seahag.
So this is what they're calling 'art' these days huh? When I was four I made a sculpture out of mashed potatos and peas that looked better than this garbage.
This guy sucks...It doesnt even look like them & Angie's tits havent looked that good in like forever.
creepy , creepy ,creepy !
i used to like him , but now is too much !
ewwwwww
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Angie has CLAWS not hands
Teri Ann, it is TOLERATE, not "tollerate".
dumbass.
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HAI TERIANN! I missed you! *smooch!*
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
OMG, they are so amazing and I so want to get one of those. So damn Sexy I just can't stand it. I love this couple! Maybe instead of telling chinny to bed hop like you do in acts of desperation she would find a nice guy to tollerate her needy ass.
I used to undress my Ken and Barbie dolls and make them "do it," but I never dreamed it'd come to this.
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Two at the very most.
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So Angelina likes it up the ass??
Doesn't even look like them. Could be of those Brits trying to sell their homemade porn for all I can tell.
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where's Pleco? Can't wait to see how he works this into his avie. LOL
"True love is visible only to the heart, not eyes...for eyes may be deceived." Saint Exupéry, The Little Prince
where the Fuck are her nipples?
why make a naked statue of a women without no nipples?
Dumbass
and if your going to go all the way, you might as well put some peen on display.
Amatuers!
It's scary how prominent their ribs are. In a fucking statue.
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Shouldn't Angelina bee wielding a knife?
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 10:19am.
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L-O-FUKKEN-L!!!! I love it.
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LOL@Sweetas! OMG if this is what he did to Brangelina, I can only frightfully imagine how Tiger might turn out! Hahahahaha!
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angel i ;) I think this fartist needs to get on a Tiger Woods, don't you? lmao
beakers bitch, Don't you know that since Liz & Dick were violent alcoholics they had violent sex. Everyone knows violent sex is super hot therefore they are elevated to super couple.
Doesn't even look like them and it's ugly as hell.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 12:08pm.
Aw you guys, I for one love it! Brad looks bored as hell and love the "get off me, bitch" arms pushing against her back instead of holding her. Her face looks like it was punched and there's a bird shitting on her shoulder. What's not to love?
Romance of our times... Bwahahahhaahahaa!!
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I'm with you - I was feeling all that as well:)
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Aw you guys, I for one love it! Brad looks bored as hell and love the "get off me, bitch" arms pushing against her back instead of holding her. Her face looks like it was punched and there's a bird shitting on her shoulder. What's not to love?
Romance of our times... Bwahahahhaahahaa!!
beakers bitch:
because they loved and fought hard but the media only played one of those up.
And I'd bet not even the same is happening with Brangelina.
Her Steeltrap Thundercat has taken hold and will never unclench!
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Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:27am.
Submitted by AnonymousBastard on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:08am.
THIS IS ART
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YOU FORGOT THE "F"...
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LOLOLOLOLOL!
But seriously - has ever actually SEEN Brad and Angie? Or did he just read about them?
♥ Threadkilla!
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:01am.
A, B & C = AGREED!
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Xvala...how is that pronounced? Vulva?
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Her hair has never been that thick. But the bird, that makes complete sense.
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The Elizabeth Taylor/Richard Burton romance of our time? Um, Liz and Dick were hopeless alcoholics together who did nothing but fight and beat on each other and Burton cheated on her left, right and center. They were extremely unhealthy addicts together. I never understood why everyone held them up as the great romantic couple of their time.
Submitted by AnonymousBastard on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:08am.
THIS IS ART
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YOU FORGOT THE "F"...
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