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Stedman Pearson of the 80s British pop group Five Star
Janet Jackson and El DeBarge were married in 1984. I truly believe that she secretly gave birth to five grown adults that year and they all formed a pop group called Five Star! Because every member of Five Star has Janet's moves and El DeBarge's beauty (and falsetto). You know, I also think Prince dipped in it too, because they have his fashion sense. They all wore Prince's weekend pajamas.
Five Star had a string of hits in the UK through the late 80s and early 90s. The group was made up of five siblings (think the Contempo Casuals-version of the Jackson 5). Each of them had their own brand of glamour, but none of them did it like Stedman! I mean, look at what he grew up to be! You could get lost forever in his "sands of time" goatee! His nostrils are weeping out of joy. This is what people mean when they use the word "GORGEOUS."
AND Stedman was arrested in the 90s for public indecency for pulling a George Michael in a public bathroom. Stedman was just trying to pee, but when he whipped out of his rhinestone-covered penis, every man in the bathroom passed out. They couldn't handle it. And of course, Stedman took the fall. Beauty haters!
Below is one of Five Star's biggest hits. You will pucker.
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Russell Brand's soul mate...closet gets smaller...come out already!!
i think i have this album somewhere in my collection...don't judge...this was good shit back in the day...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
I miss the 80s!!
Janet married James Debarge..
I was thinking Stedman looks more like MJ.
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El Debarge is too cool and smart to have ever married into that nasty, nasty Jackson family.
(it was one of his brothers ... get your Debarge trivia straight)
"Let Me Be The One" is Five Star's best video featuring rapid-fire wipes and fades. Too bad only oldsters over 37 who spent their youth watching videos remember it.
Aieeeeee! What. The. Hell. Is. That???
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
This is the BEST! I can't get their song "All Falls Down" out of my head! Didn't the girl in the group have braces? They were like the Jets but with British accents. I mustv'e bought a single cassette of theirs from Nobody Beats the Wiz...
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
YAY!
Shoulda been in Five BROWN-Star
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All Fall Down is in heavy rotation on my iPod.
p.s. Janet was married to James DeBarge, not El
0_0 shit i am in love !!!!!!!!
god hot slut keeps getting better , this is gonna be hard !!!!!!!!!!!!
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I loved Five Star! "System Addict" was the first 7" single I ever bought! God bless the 80s!
Loved The Jets too! Gonna have to go listen to "crush on you" now! :D
I loved "RSVP" and "Another Weekend"!
God Bless The 80's!
No one has been as hot since that magical decade ended.
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
Johnny Depp starred in "This is It?"
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
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I doubt anyone would want to motorboat in Kim Kardashians bush garden
but no doubt some would want to swim in Paris Hilton's crab buffet
Loved these guys back in the day. This is their first video broadcast in the States.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRcJbBHUIV4&feature=related
the joe to hell site is quite good. strongly rec a click.
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Submitted by MrCookiepants on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 9:44am.
Now I want to listen to The Jetts.
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Me too.
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"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
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MK, you got me today!
I come here, scroll down to this and almost pass out fro laughter.
This is the 2nd coming of Little Richard right here!
Priceless!
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Bitch, don't get me to peak of Mount Orgasm, then turn off the fuckin' ride...WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR EYELASHES?!!!!!If you are gonna go that far with the makeup, finish that shit off.
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
His younger brother was kinda hot, back then - hope he didn't "Jackson" his face, too. Although Stedman Pearson was already creepy 25 years ago. Smart move, obscuring their faces in a damn music video, with that "rain on the window" effect. Idiot director.
i love that stacy lattisaw baby soprano sound, and he mild(hint of, but not too much) reggae feel.
steadman is gorgeous, he just needs to edit, edit, edit.
and hell yes to the trannyliciousness of prince.
among his many other talents.
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
Wow...just wow. And Ditto what Whamo said. This is the freaking funniest site on the internets.
LaToya Jackson in drag.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
If it wasn't for the cheesy props I would have enjoyed this.
Awww..brings back memories of 1986 - on a cruiseship from Stockholm to Helsinki (of all things!!)
This video begs the question "Why the hell don't people look this great anymore"?
Instead of perfectly coiffed hair, flawless makeup, stunning jewelry and clothes, we are constantly subjected to a steady visual of flannel pajama wearing, no makeup, can't be bothered to comb their hair, obese freaks!
He's got some ants crawling up from his chin.....
Now I want to listen to The Jetts.
and here comes Joe Jackson in 1 2 3... claiming these are his kids too!
Coma Caca!!
I thought Katie Price cut her hair!
The singer has a pretty voice and I actually liked the chorus.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
omg i thought this was a computer image of what Janet jackson and James Debarge's child would look like. I cant believe thats a real person. BTW Janet was married to JAMES Debarge, not no damn EL DEBARGE! wtf! u dont know wtf youre talking about lol
Do you think he plucks one hair out at a time to achieve such prestigious beardery?
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Pero no, no te vallas no me dejes un triste adios.
Wooow.
why is this gorgeous lady wearing a fake beard again?
LOL Janet Jackson needs a shave
For a minute I thought this was Vanessa Williams in reverse drag.
* schedules eye dr appt*
"...Stedman was just trying to pee, but when he whipped out of his rhinestone-covered penis, every man in the bathroom passed out. They couldn't handle it. And of course, Stedman took the fall. Beauty haters!..."
You make me so happy, MK. Every day with shit like this. Thank you.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Lol, you're right Michael-I puckered. What can I say? I love the Glitterly Lion!!
You could get lost forever in his "sands of time" goatee! His nostrils are weeping out of joy.
God this site make me laugh more than any other site bar none! I don't know how many times I've spit coffee out while reading it. I don't say this for effect, I mean, I've literally had to wipe my screen off from laughing! Keep it up bud!
I miss these guys. Denise was always my favorite.
PS. That ho is FINE! I WISH I could hold together a style - any style - that firmly.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
You know what I hate about old stuff? It always begs the question: How do they move in all that clothing?!?
Also - Prince's contribution to society: It is OK to be Trannylicious - 24/7, gay or straight, man or woman: it's yours! OWN IT!
How can anyone hate on the man that gave us that?
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
What is that effect they have going over the screen? That is what everything looks like when I have a hangover.
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
I guess he goes through a lot of Sharpies!