Evan Rachel Wood Just Can't Get Enough Of Marilyn Manson
Marilyn Manson recently released a music video where he beat and murdered an Evan Rachel Wood look-alike. Well, that must have made filled Evan Rachel's heart with rainbows and pink kittens, because she has gone back to him. Yes, Evan went from Marilyn Manson to Shane West to Alexander Skarsgard and back to Brian Hugh Warner for an encore. There's something wrong with that equation.
In an interview with Metal Hammer (via ONTD), Marilyn bragged that he's back with Evan, “I think I’m not afraid to be me. Sometimes it happens when you get to this point in your career, and there are so many things that have happened and influences that you’ve had, besides the influences of the things that have inspired you. Sometimes you feel awkward being what you’re best at, you feel like you have to be something new. But I think that a lot of people will agree that me being me at my best is what I need to be. I think that that really paid off because I’m back with Evan, that’s kind of breaking news, you can be the first one to say that.”
Marilyn either eats snatch like it's pie, or he cums pie. OR BOTH! Because Evan is always running back to him like he's the only creature on Planet Earth that can make her pussy barf in ecstasy. That still isn't a good enough reason. Somebody needs to tell Evan that the vagina should always move forward, not backwards onto a peen you've already hit! Especially a peen that belongs to Marilyn Manson. Bitch needs a friend!
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to me, that video is nice.....!
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But serrusly...I really wonder what her parents must be going through knowing that this creature from beyond is touching their daughter. She almost has a look of defiance about her in this photo. Maybe it's saying more than we think.....
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Maybe she goes back because she knows he's the only "straight" boy she can bang and share Wet and Wild lipstick with.
Miz, haha, sure I'll send the invite out today. But please be on time as it will be only a few minutes and it will all be over. You don't want to miss the show ya know.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Pimpcessa: can I come to dinner? Hahaha!!! I'd live to see Papa Pimp carve this!
MizRo, haha, my dad wouldn't just be carving up a turkey or ham. Doubtful this freak would make it out alive. Hmmm, maybe I should invite him over.....
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Riiiight, Pimpcessa!?!? *freak*
I wonder what her folks think of this goon? Can you fathom what Christmas dinner at your folks house would be like if you brought him home, lipstick and all????
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I can honestly say that there's very few men in this world that appeal to me less than this man. What any woman would see in this guy is so far beyond my comprehension - it is baffling!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Triston love: we're mature, perceptive, intelligent and experienced; we KNOW his issues and can dismiss him with nary a thought.
I'm really surprised that Von Teese didn't know better!
MizRo!
I totally agree!
How can she even get her mind right (or RAWNG in this case) to hit that?
He's such a control freak with self-esteem issues, which is why he needs little girls around him to make him feel like a man.
See Ronny Wood, for another example.
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The man is so ugly and so disgusting, that no amount of big equipment would ever enthrall me enough to kiss him much less have sex with him.
Frankly, I can't even look at that horrendous face.
She keeps going back to him because girlfriend is DICKMATIZED.
It's pretty common knowledge that Brian/Marilyn is hung like a fucking horse. It's the main reason these bitches keep linin' up for a ride.
How can anyone want this guy as a boyfriend? He is an asexual unich nerd. The only 'statement' he makes is that he's obnoxious.
What is wrong with her? She's so classically pretty and could do SO MUCH BETTER than this. ANYONE could do better than this! I'm going to assume that Skarsgard fucked that stupid bitch Bosworth and that it destroyed ERW's heart or something, so in a mad fit of depression she went back to this loser for comfort. I still like ERW, despite this and her questionable performance on True Blood.
Marilyn Manson's lipstick is always smeared as if he'd been in the back of a rickshaw blowing a wino. WTF.
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Just because she looks like a sweet young thing doesnt matter, I am sure she is a miserable little twat with both daddy & drug issues & she is trying to be edgy & cooler than she actually is by dating him. He may be bright & I do like his music, but he doesnt strike me as someone who is terribly mature, so I am sure they can relate on many insignificant levels.
Submitted by michie on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:09am.
I've always liked Evan Rachel Wood. But I think when she's older and has grown out of this weird stage she's in she's going to look back and think "WTF was I thinking when I dated MM?". He is repulsive.
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This is probably what's going to happen, unless Evan is a moron. As a guy in his early 30s, I know I regret some of the girls I wasted time with when I was in my teens and 20s!
Submitted by chippychazoo on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 4:44am.
If you look beyond the badly applied lipstick you will see someone who is probably as bored of this 'shocking' crap as we are. Manson is clever enough to know how to manipulate his hoards of devoted teenyboppers and has made money hand over fist from them for years. He is probably laughing into his make-up case at how easy it is. Believe it or not intelligence is attractive to some girls as is a 'distinctive' appearance, obviously the cash and fame help to sweeten the deal.
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Maybe Manson is intelligent, but there are a lot of intelligent douche bags the world over. Being intelligent isn't a positive character trait by itself, you know.
Wow. That vid was disturbing. At lease he's consistent.
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He just looks like a clammy, sweaty fat kid to me.
And she used to be cute until she started humping on a clammy, sweaty fat kid.
Gross.
This post needs a side-by-side of Manson and Skarsgard to really illustrate the horror that is ERW's taste.
I've always liked Evan Rachel Wood. But I think when she's older and has grown out of this weird stage she's in she's going to look back and think "WTF was I thinking when I dated MM?". He is repulsive.
what a dangerous friggin snuff video. that's the kind of shit that screws up 13-year-olds.
i know a producer who knew warner when he was first coming up and he said he really is a true sicko who sees himself as the new iggy pop. cutting himself, eating poop -- weird stuff like that just to get attention.
the women he goes out with are all head cases. heather sweet(i refuse to use their annoying fake names), this little blonde freakazoid, rose mcgowan (who should be in therapy 24/7 after her c.o.g. childhood). all screwed in the head.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by TT99 on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:22pm.
I have been trying to unlock the mystery of Marilyn Manson for years. Allegedly he has a penis, and with supposed thunderous powers. I however, can't contemplate fucking him without copious amounts of heroin, cocaine, ecstasy, peyote, airplane glue, qualuudes, nyquil, and PBR.
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You forgot chloroform and a blind fold...
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You also forgot Propofol.
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Oh my god this exchange made me shriek with laughter! Too funny (and true).
I don't know why anyone would go out with him. That being said. Dita von Teese was with him for a long time. I find her stunning. What does MM do? Cheats on her with a minor, and dump her ass. What a loser.
Disgusting Video!
She must be the only one who gives a rats ass about MM, he is the poster boy for douchebag.
"Somebody needs to tell Evan that the vagina should always move forward, not backwards onto a peen you've already hit!"
Words to live by. MK: So young, yet so wise.
I think it's just good fashion sense to share lipstick with your man.
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I know people like to make this couple out to be beauty and the beast but I really don't see it. Yes, he is the beast, but she is not at all a beauty. She's very plain Jane looking. Nothing there out of the ordinary. Yes plain is better than ugly, but it still doesn't make plain=stunning.
So I finally just took a gander at that video. As someone who is never offended by his lets pretend pay attention to me bullshit I was surprised how disgusted he managed to make me.
I'm happy that he's so out of fashion now, hopefully that means this video won't end up getting much play.
After watching this video I'm positive it has to be the coke, you'd have to be on some really good bad shit to be with this asshole.
yall forgot suicide
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 8:53pm
Great analogy - eeewwww! LOL
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Please, someone just put a gag on this poseur's mouth. The guy who sells himself as being an antichrist, puts makeup on, and acts like he's the second coming of Edgar Allan Poe, shocking people only because he wants to sell some crappy records, cannot talk about being "himself", because there's nothing original about him.
And then there's this stupid little whore with daddy issues who's back at sucking his peen only because she needs to feel like she's part of a couple of true artists.
Give me a fucking break.
If you look beyond the badly applied lipstick you will see someone who is probably as bored of this 'shocking' crap as we are. Manson is clever enough to know how to manipulate his hoards of devoted teenyboppers and has made money hand over fist from them for years. He is probably laughing into his make-up case at how easy it is. Believe it or not intelligence is attractive to some girls as is a 'distinctive' appearance, obviously the cash and fame help to sweeten the deal.
she tries too hard to be edgy or like Dita. she has no real style though.
that video brought back badd mems for me...
This is one of those times when you lean back and count your blessings that the triflin'/deranged/confused have joined forces again.
Do you really want these insane bitches out trying to date?!
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Submitted by rebanndel on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 10:40pm.
He made out with Lady Caca.. so I'm gonna go with nope.
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Damn DirtyWhoreMouth! Why did you have to remind me of that fuckery? Now I have the sads. Well, in Alexander's defense, it was an "acting" job. I hope to hell he was acting his hot ass off when kissing that nasty tramp Caca!
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He also got to push Caca off a roof in that video, so there's that.
(Strangely or embarrassingly enough, that's the only Lady Caca song that I like.)
Dear lord. I just watched that Manson video... which is fucking repugnant. Worse was the comments of his brainwashed teenybopper fans. "I'd never make you cry!" "Bitch got what she deserved!"
These people live amongst us.
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I wouldn't kiss a guy who wears lip liner.
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She must find Manson edgy and brilliant, when he really is pathetic, sad, and a has-been.
What happened to his girlfriend he's been with for months? Porn star Stoya.
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Maybe she missed sipping his dumb wine.
that emo pilgrim has a bruise. i bet he thumps her. she should hide out in a tanning booth cause he'd never think to look anywhere other than VC andrews attic.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by TT99 on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:22pm.
I have been trying to unlock the mystery of Marilyn Manson for years. Allegedly he has a penis, and with supposed thunderous powers. I however, can't contemplate fucking him without copious amounts of heroin, cocaine, ecstasy, peyote, airplane glue, qualuudes, nyquil, and PBR.
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You forgot chloroform and a blind fold...
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You also forgot Propofol.
senseless and grotesque.
I really can't understand some women. Why is this beautiful woman during with this devil. Who in their right mind will date or even befriend a guy like this. Her poor family.
Oy, that video!!! I actually used to like this guy's music and saw him in concert back in the day. But this shit? Does he think that's good art? It's repulsive. It reminds me of something a teenage black trenchcoat wearing malcontent would record just before committing some heinous crime.
Tigerlilly.. no outfit is complete without duct tape
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