Brit Brit's Cheetolings On The Cover Of Elle

JJF is really wired looking. That baby look like he has develomental problem. I rember reading in one of the Tabloid that theri father left because she was drinking why knockup with the that liitle boy adn SPF wants to run for his life.

Those eyes are fucking dead. Look at them. Nothing there at all. It's like looking at a mannequin's eyes.

SPF looks like he's trying to escape and Maw clutched him back into the picture so she could look like a loving mother. Who doesn't have custody of her kids because she's a crazy slut and thought they would impede her "Ah's hawt and sexy, y'all!" comeback.

LMFAO @ DJ Jazzy Jeff!!! That is exactly what he dressed like, except that he wore flip-up glasses.
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I think the younger one is the only one holding his head up straight. I agree with whoever said that 'normal' kids can be funny looking. Not sure about the FAS thing. I hope not, for his sake. Oh wait, I'm getting dramatic again just like I did on the Meredith Baxter thread about being gayelle.

So sorry for having a brain! Heh.

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The times are permanently bad. - Henry Miller

I don't wanna be mean... okay yeah I do, but the kid on her lap looks FAS!

I think ya'll need to get on it and write Brit Brit a fan letter!! Go over to www.Celebletters.com and write her one! The best part is, you can win $200 by doing so! She might very well see it and you could win $200, it's a win-win situation, no?

JJ looks kind of like a hobbit?

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Brit looks so damn sad all the time. She depresses the f*ck out of me.

Adorable picture of Brit & her boys.

Submitted by loozer on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 10:20am.
Are we sure the older one isn't Timberlake's? He is holding his head like NSYNC in the Bye Bye Bye video.
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HAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAa that made my entire day!!!! =))=))

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

very cute kids!both of them.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:24am.
VenusVibeTrap - Sorry if I came off as being a bitch to you, Shitney makes my blood boil.

yet you always take the time out of your busy day of not being thin to comment on what a horrible person she is. give her a break, already. we know she's trash but its the holidays, folks! this cover could've been so much worse...oh yeah, GaGa is on the cover too. *shudders* her kids look happy and her hair looks somewhat clean.

ZOMGGG like she's sooo 2004 Britney again!!!!11!
BOO Shitney. Even Chestah thinks you're boring now:(

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

I will take this cover over "lady" Crappola ANY DAY!!!

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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK

I like where they put:
HAIR!
21 Styles to Flatter EVERYONE
*hinthintbritney*

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Re:
JJ definitely made a butt brownie (with roasted almonds) in his pants right before this picture was taken.
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LOL - yes, I was wonderin' why the kid had "that look" on his face in the pic...now I know.

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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

um that was the point of the joke stoney. that huck finn is such an easy ref but the people are so dumb they still wouldnt get it. stop attacking people with your keyboard over the internet and go out into the streets with a fist, so that someone can give you a royal ass kicking that your smart mouth needs.

Submitted by killerswan on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 1:36pm.

She never looks natural with those two kids. Isn't it about time to admit that the little one has some type of developmental problem. He looks either autistic or fetal alcohol syndrome. Brit is a tragic mess and always will be.
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Good to know I wasn't the only mean one think the younger one looked special.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

If "Britney-Like You've Never Seen Her Before"

They meant clean, yeah they're right.

If they meant dropping her kid for the cameras, been there and done that.

Elle can go fuck itself.

I buy fashion magazines to be inspired by clothes. Washed up singers that have to lie about their age because they're lazy and eat junk food and can't bother to wash their hair or dress every day or change their period pads when they're over flowing, aren't fashion inspiration.

She never looks natural with those two kids. Isn't it about time to admit that the little one has some type of developmental problem. He looks either autistic or fetal alcohol syndrome. Brit is a tragic mess and always will be.

LOL Stoney: let me call him and see

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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Now I'm conflicted about which cover to buy . . . hmmm . . . does this cover come with a bag of Cheetos??

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And here's Billy idol wishing you a Happy Dlisted Holiday Season ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_669xAoXI

Hey snowy, ask your boyfriend if there is a gay porno called Hucklefairy Finn.

Or Knucklefairy Finn.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

I think the cover came out very cute. My only complaint is the position of Brit's head. Girl looks as comfortable as a half-eaten bag of Cheetos.

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You danced up on me so hard. Your face looked more angel than human. The music pierced through me like an x-ray. Your Mercedes looked more rocketship than car.

The little one is gonna ride the short bus...trust.

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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.

ha ha Huck Finn = Fuck Hinn

*calling the news to report Mark Twain*

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

JJ ain't speshul! He gud littel boi! U guyz jus jelus! I bet he read Hukkelbeary Fin 2!

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

You know what? This cover is just depressing. It doesn't make me feel happy about the holiday season AT. ALL.

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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!

The pics are from early August of 2009. I think the kids looks precious. SPF definitely wants to be a star, as for the little one I'll reserve judgment. But Ive seen weirder looking "normal" kids. Brit Brit has a great smile. :)
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Why am I having a serious case of deja vu? I swear this cover is a repeat of some other magazine cover with her and her kids on it. I feel like this isn't the first time I've seen SPF with the broken neck pose. And why do his pants have his midsection in a choke hold?

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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K

I think she looks fine, the eyebrows look fine, and the kids do, too. As for the clothes the kids are wearing, you guys know that the magazine picks them out, right?

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Submitted by KidL on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 12:40pm.
...The younger one looks like he has FAS.
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Oh yeah!! Ha. I was totally just thinking the exact same thing...

I am not kidding, the young kid on her lap, the blond one looks like he has a chromosome missing.
Something doesn't look right. Britney also has that same look, so it obviously comes from The Spears side. The older boy is quite cute though, he looks fine.

But why would Elle Magazine even entertain the idea of having this piece of trash on their cover?
I am sure their readers are not fans of hers.
Her main fanbase are teens. And tweens.

I thought Huck Finn was a talk show host. . . . Seriously, those are not cute kids. The younger one looks like he has FAS.

Huck Finn? was that book written by John Grisham?

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Wolves in sheep coats who pretend to be lovers
Men who lack conscience will even lie to themselves, to themselves
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huh??? Huck Finn??? who dat? Is he on Gossip Girl?

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

what a horrible picture!

She looks as if her head is falling off, and her kids look speshul.

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It took me a little while to discover
Wolves in sheep coats who pretend to be lovers
Men who lack conscience will even lie to themselves, to themselves
- Lauryn Hill

HO-GLAY!

(say it out loud you'll get it:)

Right now, I am hating on Britney for her eyebrows and her eyebrows alone. Just today. Today, that's what I hate. Well, I hate them everyday but today they are my focus:)

♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!

Yes, because Huck Finn is such an obscure reference. You are so educated, ahmelia.

*snort*

Too bad you have the grammar of a kindergarden drop-out. You'd probably get along well with this piece of trash and her special family.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Yep, old as pics, these two crotchfruits have buzz cuts as of now.

i think everyone is being mean. i love this cover. i mean remember brit-naaay is a country bumpkin. so give her some slack. her kids dont look like they have fetal alcohol syndrome at all its been photoshopped to death.

although, i do love how shes quasi dropping the one on the left, takes me back to her wonderful year of CRAZYY!

also her kids are dressed like they could play huck finn (its okay i dont expect the people leaving these malicious (thanks tiger!) comments to get my reference) which is so fitting cause shes as country as they come.

Those eyeglasses in the thumbnails are fake as shit. Fucking hillbilly.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Are those kiddos wearing wigs??? Guess the redneck buzzcut isn't classy enough for Elle.

Friends, I think Britney is "special," and so are her children.

@QueenOfTrashin

My thoughts exactly. I'm guessing the photos are close to 2 years old.

Recycling is good...

Does this crazy bitch have a glass eye? Cuz it seems like she has 2 diff eyes in this pic.

Who else are they gonna put on the cover? Luckily for Shitters, all the 'real stars' are as dead as her eyes.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

Before I read any of your comments, my first inclination when I saw JJ was fetal alcohol syndrome. Poor kid.

Shitney is such fucking trash.

fuck fetal alchohol syndrome, they're all drunk off their asses in this picture
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown