John Mayer Is A Regular Yenta
Picture this. At Butter in NYC on Monday night, Lindsay Lohan and her former partner in pussy SamRo didn't arrive together and sat at opposite sides of the room. LiLo sat with John Mayer while SamRo kept her distance. They acknowledged each other's presence, but SamRo never tried to talk to LiLo. This gave LiLo the sads and it didn't take long for her to barf out her sorrows into John Mayer's ear.
Some witness-type told Gatecrasher, "Lindsay looked upset that Sam hadn't come over to her, and she started whispering to John, who looked like he was trying to calm her down. She looked pretty angry. Then John got up and went to talk to Sam."
John's words must have soothed SamRo like a warm vibrator, because she got up and strolled on over to LiLo's table. SamRo and LiLo spent the rest of the night laughing and talking. They didn't leave together, but the police weren't called and no one get shanked in the face, so they ended on a good note.
John Mayer shouldn't go around bragging that he's The Dyke Whisperer, because I doubt his words had any effect on SamRo. The truth is, John's overpowering yeast infection breath made SamRo realize that she misses LiLo a little.
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Those 3 are so fugly.
Is that Sam Ro's orgasm face
We found ourself listening over and over to two of the songs on SuBo's cd - amazing grace and daydream believer. We of course would not listen to any other person on that list for more than a second, just long enough to turn it off!
Samro what a joke,she got her minutes of fame. why is she still getting publicized,so she has her addictions at least put hot lezbians in print,let her go and hide back in what ever closet she cracked her way out of....
SamRo has practiced face in front of the mirror for hours. She's so sexy - BARF.
Who is the bigger fame/media/attention/dirty ho--Mayer or Blohan? Remember when they actually had careers and were relevant?
No? Me neither.
Nice NOMI av, salacious :)
The truth is, John's overpowering yeast infection breath made SamRo realize that she misses LiLo a little.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! I LAUGHED SO HARD, OATMEAL COOKIE CAME OUT MY NOSE!!
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"Let's unleash the defense lawyers." Nancy Grace.
DirtyWhoreMouth! I didn't read that Meredith Baxter had outted herself until just now. I get why you want to set her up with Bloho NOW!!
Good one!! But Baxter is way too classy for her.
I didn't realize that was SamRo for a second. i was like "Who is that doofy looking dude?". Damn.
give it up Lindsay, Sam doesn't want your herpes infested fingers inside her anymore!
Submitted by Eddie on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 1:32pm.
all 3 of them are pathetic
AMEN!
See now THIS is something the Chinese need to Sim-up for us!
The REAL story, that is.
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Submitted by Bella on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 1:59pm.
dave that's his O face
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That's what always comes to mind when I see a picture of him (or at least the ones MK so carefully picks... lol), and the thought of having that thing on top of me and having to look up at that face just makes me nauseous...
O face? Any self respecting person wouldn't stay long enough to let him finish. Pulling the anal beads out is something he can do on his own.
TTFN
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 1:59pm.
dave that's his O face
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That's what always comes to mind when I see a picture of him (or at least the ones MK so carefully picks... lol), and the thought of having that thing on top of me and having to look up at that face just makes me nauseous...
Mayer probably saw SamRo and thought he was a cute guy he could make out with.
I love living in a world where this ho gets paid 25k a night for putting her Macbook/Ipod in shuffle mode.
Snowpiece- OH! Ewwwwwww! I don't want to know that!
Fucking asshole! I hate him more now!
Let's set LiLo up with Mrs. Keaton!!
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine." Ffftt ffftt
dave that's his O face
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Is the dude in the middle supposed to be that Mayer douche?
Is Sam Ro slow in the brains? Why does she make that face all the time?
Yum! My best friend and a pizza are at the door! BBL! *muah*
Pleco....I'm starting to come here just to see your avies!!!
>>>smoochies<<<
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 12:59pm.
Mayer can lead a ho to genital warter but he can't make her think.
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LMAO!
And that avie is absolutely the best one yet!
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
Well Linds doesn't seem to have very good taste when it comes to same-sex relationships: SamRo and that Courtney chick are both unattractive, in very different ways.
Courtney is a lipstick lesbian, SamRo is most assuredly NOT.
Great, now that ever-scowling trollette will be back in the headlines again.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 1:34pm.
I agree. If I were going to go lez it would have to be for someone super hot.
SamRo could lick her own elbow and I still wouldn't touch her. ICKNAST!
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine." Ffftt ffftt
all 3 of them are pathetic
i thought that samro pic was a picture of terry hall from the specials......
(runs off to listen to "enjoy yourself")
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
All 3 of them are greasy, sleazy & skeezy.
Blech. Mayer needs to leave well enough alone. Or, better yet, kidnap Jamie Spears. I'd like nothing better than to watch Blohan & Shitney take the fast train to implosion!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 1:01pm.
If HoHan wants to eat pussetta there are so many much more attractive lesbians out there...why is she so obsessed with a troll like SamRo? I don't get it.
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Maybe SamRo can lick her own knees without bending over.
Submitted by suckandfuck
Gah. What a gross trio. On the bright side, hanging out with John that long must've flushed their rancid twats clean.
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Lololololol!
*shakes violently*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
*tazes* Stoney: Calm down girl! This too shall pass, just like Bloho.
Gah. What a gross trio. On the bright side, hanging out with John that long must've flushed their rancid twats clean.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Oh my God! Are we still talking about this skidmark? This seeping herpe of a human? This lowlife jewel snatching cuntawhore?! Jesus I am so sick of these entitled zero talent prostitutes and the retards who follow them with a camera. She is NOBODY!!!
*siezes*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
It doesn't matter how big your penis is, if you are a douche, you're a douche!!
I don't understand women at all sometimes. I guess age brings selectiveness or I would hope it does!
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 12:54pm.
What makes you think that? I mean he is with Lilo, who practically tries to fuck everybody. I think he's a good study of women, knows how to seduce them. It's an art.
It helps if you got a big brush to paint with though.
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I can see him studying The Game, crib notes and everything. His dick must be insane to overcome his palsied performances and generally douchiness.
Bloom and Aniston share the same publicist, Steve Huvane.
They were both booked for a party and traveled to and fro from LAX together, but they are not having a relationship.
TMZ is late to that party.
Mayer is such a douche: it slays me that women actually fall for his crap... Desperation is not discriminating.
Ruh roh!! Will they get back together? 3..2..1..
haters!!! your avie is the bday gal!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
And at the end of the night, Mayer and Lohan linked arms and skipped off, singing, "P is for pussy, it's good enough for me."
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Snowyyyyyyyyyyy I love your avvie!!! <3
I never get tired of SamRo's angry little boy face poses. She cracks me up=))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
this reminds me,tmz tv last night was saying Aniston is maybe dating Orlando Bloom.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I am so sick of this coke whore, douche and gayelle.
If HoHan wants to eat pussetta there are so many much more attractive lesbians out there...why is she so obsessed with a troll like SamRo? I don't get it.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
Mayer can lead a ho to genital warter but he can't make her think.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 12:55pm.
I am so sick of these two and their little dyke drama.
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Make that "sick of all 3", and I'm right there with ya!
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