Open Post: Hosted By The Groom Who Twittered At The Altar
"You may now update your Facebook statuses!" - Wedding officiants of the future
When Tracy Page (the groom) and Dana Hanna were declared husband & wife, he didn't stick his tongue in her mouth hole like he was supposed to. Instead, he whipped out his PDA, and updated his Facebook and Twitter status. If I was Dana, I would've taken out my own PDA, changed my Facebook status to "looking for hard dick" and Twittered "I QUIT THIS BITCH." But instead, Dana followed Tracy's lead and also posted about their wedding on Twitter.
You know, this right here is the future. It won't be long before we'll do everything through our Facebook statuses. We'll get married, we'll get divorced, we'll suck dick, we'll beat bitches with golf clubs, etc...etc..
And I bet that on his wedding night, Tracy Tweeted: "Um. Which vagina hole does the penis go into?"
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i find this totally lame. this guy's getting married and he turns it into some stand up routine.. if i was the bride i'd kick him in the crotch.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
The whores are now fighting for face time. Over on TMZ the original whore who claimed she didn't have an affair with Tiger all of a sudden is changing her tune. Guess she was getting stiff competition from the Grubb who released a phone message. I predict another 3 or 4 come out before the weekend. Tiger your fuuuuuuuuucked.
talkin to self I guess..cool. I'm out see ya all. have a good evening/morning.
Coma Caca!!
hellooooooo. was MIA...went to a sportsbar and ended up with 2 guy's phone #s...wahahahaha.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Coma Caca!!
Everyone left in my hypothetical time of need!!
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
luxeeeeeee!
have a great night !
luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvs ya !
i see you soon !
: )
<3<3
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O.K.-- missed you. I'ma go rest mah OWN eyes for a little bit.
*kisses*
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LUXEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !
just checking the lilo thread !
imma go to bed now !
i miss ya a lot , come back to OP
XOXXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
MUAAAAAAAAAAAAH !
BEST TO YOUR FAMILY !
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Peaches, if you're still lurkin' around--HELLO! ________________________________________________
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You ever write an email to your S.O. and accidentally send it to your mom?
Me neither.
<.<
But, HYPOTHETICALLY, if I were to do such a thing at 4 am this morning while half asleep, and HYPOTHETICALLY only found out in the last 30 minutes, after (hypothetically) getting a very confused reply from my mother, what would be the best damage control for such a situation?
You know. Just in case.
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
stop hitting on ese
later
my trench coat chocolate dream man
Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:48pm.
see ya, peaches!... be good.. or at least be bad and good at it!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
NIGHTY ESE !!!!
LUVS YA !
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
SEE YA TOMORROW !
MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:43pm.
see ya, roo!... could you whip me up a milkshake while you're there?... hey, it doesn't hurt to ask!
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"Amidst the grass,
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Wining, dining, biding his time."
bye sugaroo !
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Have a great night, lovelies! Ima going to do hood rat stuff in my kitchen.
Altogether now. WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!?!?
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:38pm.
biography title
Strawberry Snatch and how i saw the light after fragolino addiction !
i think Lohan already took that!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
"take your banana off my mangoes "
" i dont need no MANgo , welcome to spinsterhood "
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biography title
Strawberry Snatch and how i saw the light after fragolino addiction !
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:33pm.
I have a question. You know the dumb polls you can take on various sites? How come they never have a "who gives a shit" option???
i was wondering the same thing when i went to vote for president... i'm kidding... i don't vote!heeheeeheee!
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Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:33pm.
I have a question. You know the dumb polls you can take on various sites? How come they never have a "who gives a shit" option???
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don't you just gave FB another idea !
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:25pm.
TITS won't have me... pfft!... she has standards
so im second best... potatoes will be done in 20
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:25pm.
TITS won't have me... pfft!... she has standards!
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ESE YOU HOT !
and you know it !
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I have a question. You know the dumb polls you can take on various sites? How come they never have a "who gives a shit" option???
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what about
" don't even , size 6 is perfect size "
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Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:28pm.
for mine what about ,
shaved peaches , the road to the brazilian !
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!... perfect!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:25pm.
TITS won't have me... pfft!... she has standards!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
for mine what about ,
shaved peaches , the road to the brazilian !
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ESE!
LOL!
you on fiyah !
lemme think mine , i like stuff that glitters , luis miguel were are thou ??????
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:56pm.
that wasn't a dream... i needed to get butter out of your fridge... sorry if i startled you!
butter out of your fridge ?
naa uhh
im outta butter but have some cream
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french toast just isn't gonna be the same... i can work with it though
french toast??
maybe you should hook up with titts
imma toast and coffee kinda gal
i'll still give you reese's
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:22pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:19pm.
that's an awesome title!... i was gonna send mine off as "I came, I saw, I drank... and then I came again"... what?!... i'm creative!
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It was either that or "So What If I'm Dead? I Still Look Better Than You" or possibly "Fabulous and Fertilizing".
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:20pm.
ESE, only three heart attacks? Step it up, brudda, you ain't lived 'til you had at least 6. And if you make it to 8, you get a deep fried Oreo.
i'm holding out for V.I.P. parking
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:19pm.
that's an awesome title!... i was gonna send mine off as "I came, I saw, I drank... and then I came again"... what?!... i'm creative!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
ESE, only three heart attacks? Step it up, brudda, you ain't lived 'til you had at least 6. And if you make it to 8, you get a deep fried Oreo.
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:13pm.
Mr. Roo who?
that's gonna be the title of your autobiography isn't it?!
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No, it will be "In Death I Have No Life and In Life I Had Shit" by Sugaroo de No-Lyf
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:13pm.
Mr. Roo who?
that's gonna be the title of your autobiography isn't it?!
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ESE !!!!!
LOL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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sugaroo , yeah i just saw the photo , he could have done better , but she looks nice , i guess she is nice !
sowwwwwwwwwwy , you'll find another crush soon , it happened to me with jared leto and tila tequila , i just can't !
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:14pm.
ESE, ever had deep fried butter?
i think that's what caused my third heart attack!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:13pm.
Mr. Roo who?
that's gonna be the title of your autobiography isn't it?!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
ESE, ever had deep fried butter? Oh wow.
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Peaches, her name is Addie Lane and IMO he could do a lot better. Like with a certain housewife from Massachusetts.
Mr. Roo who?
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:56pm.
that wasn't a dream... i needed to get butter out of your fridge... sorry if i startled you!
butter out of your fridge ?
naa uhh
im outta butter but have some cream
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french toast just isn't gonna be the same... i can work with it though!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:56pm.
that wasn't a dream... i needed to get butter out of your fridge... sorry if i startled you!
butter out of your fridge ?
naa uhh
im outta butter but have some cream
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:56pm.
that wasn't a dream... i needed to get butter out of your fridge... sorry if i startled you!
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ESCANDALO !
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sorry sugaroo , he did tie the knot , hopefully he didn't twit or fb anyone !
LOL!
:(
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sugaroo he got married ??????
no way , i have the same feeling for Luis Miguel , don't even cuz he is hot !
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:55pm.
sugaroo LOL!!!!
teehee he looks younger with that hair !
ok i will stay away from him !
hahahahahahahah
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The Sisto is officially off the market and I am officially disgusted. Boooo!
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ESE!
NEVER , YOU ARE A GENTLEMAN !
HONEST YOU REALLY ARE A TRUE GENTLEMAN , WORD !
MUAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
YOU NICE DEVIL YOU !
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