Khloe & Lamar Got Married (For Real This Time)
You can officially hit the start button on the divorce countdown clock, because Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got married in Orange County, CA last month. This is two months after their big fake wedding for the cameras.
It took Khloe and Lamar so long, because they were busy battling it out over the prenup. Lamar must have held Khloe down for at least 3 counts, because he got what he wanted. Khloe doesn't even get to sniff at Lamar's $33 million Lakers contract. When their marriage is beheaded, Khloe will get a yearly alimony check.
For Lamar's sake, I hope he included a clause in their prenup that states Khloe must stay in the guest house during full moons. Lamar isn't going to be happy when Khloe wakes his ass up in the middle of the night by dragging animal carcasses into their room and howling at the moon.
Source: TMZ
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What a talentless and ugly couple of famewhores.
I like Khloe so this is one trick on here I won't bad mouth. If she finally found someone then good for her. She always had a crap time when it came to boyfriends.
"There are three things I'm afraid of clowns, homeless people and drag queens" - Jeff Lewis
Stamp of approval, they're a cute couple.
Anybody else out there think these 2 fools look alike? Photoshop her skin color and you'll see!
Wow. This almost makes Kobe Bryant the "classy" Laker.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 12:50pm.
LMAO@peen head necklace!!!
Same here! A dickhead wearing a dickhead married to a dickhead. Why isn't this posted under "The Jokes Write Themselves"? Bwahahahaha!!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
That is one fugly man. That smirk is ridiculous. If I brought this guy home to meet my folks all hell would break loose. She ain't no prize neither but this is just unbelievable. WTF is her mom thinking right now??
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Ha! I betcha she's pregnant already.
Her mama din't raise no fools.
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*gag*
How do these two look at each other? Gah!
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LMAO@peen head necklace!!!
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About this pre-nup bizness, it's always the poor bitches that say "I wouldn't marry someone that demanded a pre-nup. My love don't have a price tag attached."
Well, it does if you have something in the bank and something in your portfolio and something in real estate.
I'm wondering, how smart is this guy???
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Why does he always look the the village idiot in pics with that dopey crooked smile?
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hmmm, and they said it wouldn't last...
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The terms of the prenup were made public? WHY? oh yeah, that's right, because everything in a Kardashian's life is public.
I really don't blame them for the prenup. It WAS a shotgun wedding afterall. I'm not going to do a prenup, but WILL keep the house in MY name.
hmmmm ok
Coma Caca!!
Umm...congratulations?
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If the pre-nup gives her nothing, she better crank some kids out if she thinks she's ever gonna get a decent cash stream out of him.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
What's up with Lamar's mouth? Is it ever closed? Is he ever not sneering? What horrid-looking kids these two would have.
I would never marry someone who wanted a pre-nuptial agreement. There are no "what ifs".
But since they both know this is fake from the get go, I suppose a contract is in order for a business transaction.
so now they can get divorced a few months or so. please don't let them spawn.
Can't imagine those kids will be very attractive.They will however be tall & broad shouldered with amazing vertical leap.
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 10:16am.
Not exactly a confession. He "let his family down". Who doesn't?
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Tiger's got another gf too!
Life & Style reports that Kalika Moquin, a Las Vegas marketing manager, is the latest woman to be connected to Tiger Woods. Reports of Kalika Moquin follow rumors about Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs, both of whom have been linked to Woods romantically in the past week. Here is the press release from the magazine:
http://news.limauais.com/tiger-woods-affairs-third-mistress-discovered-i...
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"Lamar isn't going to be happy when Khloe wakes his ass up in the middle of the night by dragging animal carcasses into their room and howling at the moon."-MK
Pure fucking comedy.
Not to be mean, but if they have kids I predict they will probably be unfortunate looking.
Well I just gotta say I could live the rest of my days without knowing who any of the Kardassians are.
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Tiger confesses:
http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/02/tiger-woods-statement-i-let-my-family-down...
You guys are just jealous :(
She is so curvy and healthy and he is so sexy! He's black so you know the dick is big. And so what if it only took 3 months? When it's real love, you know, you just know! You feel it!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Gotta say, Khloe is the only Kardassian I like. Ho keeps it real and is actually pretty funny and entertaining. I guess if they're actually in love, good for them.
CNN Breaking News "Golfer Tiger Woods said today that he regrets "transgressions" that "let his family down."
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I know it's the holiday season and all, but this is NOT an attractive couple.
His mouth drives me crazy!
I don't believe in alimony if there is no children...why does he need to pay her ass off every year if the marriage doesn't work? People should get paid for staying together and standing each other year after year instead.
Can this guy ever close his mouth?
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:58am.
I am thoroughly disgusted that they actually took this little publicity stunt to its bitter conclusion. No, wait...divorce in 3, 2, 1...
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No, first they'll have a 'special' eppy and an OK! spread showing them making it all legal-like in the courthouse, then there'll be at least two chirrun, and THEN the divorce. We're still in it for the long ride :(
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This dude has a fascination with zoo animals judging by his shirts and wife choice.
He looks so incredibly slow.
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I'm thinking there will be a divorce, but not before Chloe can pop out one UGLY child for the publicity.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
If a famewhore gets married in a private ceremony, is it real? I think not.
Ugh, he's a mouth breather and she's got more male hormones in her than he does.
I hope they don't have kids. Little boys and girls who look like Andre the Giant.
How nice! They seem so genuinely in love and it is spectacular that they finally found each other and are were able to get married. This really reinforces my belief in true love!
Not really, they should both just die.
She betteh pop out some chirruns STAT!
Like OctoMom style.
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I am thoroughly disgusted that they actually took this little publicity stunt to its bitter conclusion. No, wait...divorce in 3, 2, 1...
I am just happy she didn't get the Golden Ticket.
is that a peen head necklace he has on?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
honestly i really didn't saw this one coming , i mean the for real
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like we needed more proof that this was a publicity stunt marriage and yet gays cannot get married
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Is that a new version of the three wolf shirt involving lions? rarrrr.
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She'll be pregnant by January 1.
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