Khloe & Lamar Got Married (For Real This Time)
You can officially hit the start button on the divorce countdown clock, because Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got married in Orange County, CA last month. This is two months after their big fake wedding for the cameras.
It took Khloe and Lamar so long, because they were busy battling it out over the prenup. Lamar must have held Khloe down for at least 3 counts, because he got what he wanted. Khloe doesn't even get to sniff at Lamar's $33 million Lakers contract. When their marriage is beheaded, Khloe will get a yearly alimony check.
For Lamar's sake, I hope he included a clause in their prenup that states Khloe must stay in the guest house during full moons. Lamar isn't going to be happy when Khloe wakes his ass up in the middle of the night by dragging animal carcasses into their room and howling at the moon.