Tuesday, December 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Mr. Big
I don't think I've ever percolated over Chris Noth before, but these pictures of him in Miami yesterday are giving me a little fever. But I could be feeling that because it's colder than Nicole Kidman's ass lips outside of my window and I want to be where Chris is.
And yes, I'd hit it while braiding his hairy nipple tails.
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Okay, I'm *thisclose* to having QWERTY on my forehead, so I'm gonna go to sleep.
Nite, y'all!
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 2:31am.
It has been really hot here the entire time of my stay but today...as they say in the deep south:
'it's raining pitchforks & n*ggas!'
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Also southern. Never heard it.
I think maybe you should amend that statement to say "as the extremely racist or stupidly ironic say..."
Seriously, you shouldn't continue to propogate ideas that the south is so terribly racist.
Carrie_Deway:
And it looks like someone is getting a 3am booty call!!
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A 3 am call is either a good thing or a bad thing. Or a drunk thing. But it's never a neutral thing. Booty call FTW!!!
(haha, I originally typed "Booty call WTF!!!" )
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
Jesus, you post one link to a pic of Hank Azaria in a banana hammock, and your comment goes on moderation.
GAH, thanks, BlindGossip!!!!!
Have fun, ESE! I guess that's the appropriate thing to say to a 3 am phone call? (you must be in my time zone.)
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
Carrie_Deway:
I've never said it either, but I HAVE heard it.
And it looks like someone is getting a 3am booty call!!
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oh, raspberries!... my phone is ringing... it's almost 3:00 am!... this should be stunning!
see ya all!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
I live in the south, and have never ever said that! Pbbbbt!
By the way, eyeing the sidebar, I'm thinking I'm shopping CUTE for the holidays. Hello Kitty for everyone!!!
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
It has been really hot here the entire time of my stay but today...as they say in the deep south:
'it's raining pitchforks & n*ggas!'
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Just don't fall off your barstool!!
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
Submitted by Carrie_Deway on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 2:27am.
Ah. Well, you're talking to a human xanax right now, and everything's cooooooooooooooooool in my neck of the woods...
See, that didn't make as much sense as I wanted it to.
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it made perfect sense to me!... geebus, did i really slip the slope already?!LOL!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Ah. Well, you're talking to a human xanax right now, and everything's cooooooooooooooooool in my neck of the woods...
See, that didn't make as much sense as I wanted it to.
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
Submitted by Carrie_Deway on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 2:21am.
I'm already there! You really must be tired, LOL!
i tried sleeping and the sandman said "fuck you, you still haven't paid for the last session"... i don't get it!... he knows i'm good for it!LOL!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
I did, I did! I saw! I want!
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 2:14am.
consider yourself lucky(well, i don't know how much rain we're talkin' about) i'm dieing for some rain here!
*hides pot crop*... none of you saw that!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
I'm already there! You really must be tired, LOL!
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
Submitted by Carrie_Deway on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 2:18am.
*pats barstool*... here, come sit over here
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
I'm not very coherent, either, so we should understand each other just fine, ESE!
Still waiting for my comment to be moderated. JEEZ.
'morning, Breakdown!
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
I think Chris Noth may have finally caved in and had those bags under his eyes taken care of.
Good morning from VERY rainy Athens!
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Submitted by Carrie_Deway on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 1:55am.
i may not be coherent, but i'm awake
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Is anyone still up? My comment is awaiting moderation on BG, so I am killing time.
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 1:06am.
Nitey night! I'm off too.
I just wasted this whole damn evening clicking uselessness on the net. I'm not sure whether to be happy or sad about it...
i find it's best to be indifferent... night, angel!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Nitey night! I'm off too.
I just wasted this whole damn evening clicking uselessness on the net. I'm not sure whether to be happy or sad about it...
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Good night, people!
*yawn*
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz................
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 12:41am.
FF= Freedom Fries
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I think if we formed a partnership, we would see everything from all angles:)
Alas - we would still not know what FF stands for:(
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
FF= Freedom Fries
goodnight/morning all..received some b.s call!! I will share tomorrow at OP!!!
((hugs))
Coma Caca!!
@little_ras: I THOUGHT SO! I don't go there - I just read what peeps bring here...
And FF? I'm trying, too, man! Freedom Fighters? Final Fantasy? Frontiers of Freedom? Fuck these Fruitcakes? WHAT IS IT?!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
@ angel_i
I've read Ian Halperin's book about Michael Jackson that he published after MJ's death. I've enjoyed it a lot.
So this is the "Ian" the brangeloons on JJ kept attacking me with?
I had no clue!
Ian Halperin has his own celebrity blog Ianundercover.com.
I didn't know that he's written a book about Brad and Angie. Need to go to Amazon and read the reviews.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 11:12pm.
Angeli, And it's super funny cuz they're over there
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OK, I am seriously not making a joke here, but I've been reading this JJ website for the last few days.
Are those comments from real people.
If so, has the FBI been alerted?
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That is a very good idea! They're mostly American, so I don't worry too much but I would worry about you guys! With that kinda delusional passion, y'all could find another Waco on your hands if the Brange ever DOES break up. I find myself hoping they'll stay together just so they don't all spontaneously combust.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
TV, needs a kwanzaa reference
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LOL!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Angeli, And it's super funny cuz they're over there
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OK, I am seriously not making a joke here, but I've been reading this JJ website for the last few days.
Are those comments from real people.
If so, has the FBI been alerted?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 11:07pm.
needs a kwanzaa reference
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 11:05pm.
i'm a bad ass!!
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That you are! OMG - you told them, dintcha?
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yeah in whatever language I could...but I am banned from there until the next Angie/brad post comes up. bwaahahhahaaa
Coma Caca!!
TV, You'd be the first who wanted one :(
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*Taking deep breath, pulling up bootstraps*
I'll buy them all, TV! No one else can have a piece of you, no sir! I'll clean your reputation like a clock!
Then sully mine every single day until every box is opened, discarded and dead and buried on the scrap heap!
Golly gee willikers, I'll do it!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Is this where everyone is?
Comments/feedback and suggestions please.
I'm going for the most offensive xmas card ever.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35644523@N04/
thinking about putting it all in a snow globe with animated snow. and perhaps three polar bears drinking coke, but that may be too busy.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
A Dlisted Public Service Announcement: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 11:05pm.
i'm a bad ass!!
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That you are! OMG - you told them, dintcha?
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 10:55pm.
Angeli, Ian Haperin? Ring a bell? I think he writes it...
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The Brangeloonie book? Oh, God! Sometimes you are so over my head...I like you so much, but am also sometimes scared of you! :)
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LOL! Don't be scurred cuz dern't nuthin to worry 'bout! Square dance with me!
Seriously, tho, I had no idea. Dude is Canadian, no less. And it's super funny cuz they're over there saying that his book is not going to see but...I just read that his MJ book when to number one on the NY Bestseller list this past June...so I wish them good luck with all that...
But does he write a blog too?
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
i'm a bad ass!!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 11:03pm.
TV, Same as the Franklin Mint, anyone that wants one.
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*sniffling*
I thought we were exclusive!
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You'd be the first who wanted one :(
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV, Same as the Franklin Mint, anyone that wants one.
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*sniffling*
I thought we were exclusive!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 10:59pm.
TV, yeah, you're gonna want the limited edition engraved model.
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Offered exclusively by the Franklin Mint?
Just exactly how limited is it?
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Same as the Franklin Mint, anyone that wants one.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV, yeah, you're gonna want the limited edition engraved model.
_______________________________
Offered exclusively by the Franklin Mint?
Just exactly how limited is it?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Angeli, Ian Haperin? Ring a bell? I think he writes it...
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The Brangeloonie book? Oh, God! Sometimes you are so over my head...I like you so much, but am also sometimes scared of you! :)
I'm sure it's been noted a million different times, but I'm often oblivious to the obvious....
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 10:48pm.
What's FF?
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Hey Centy. To be honest, I still don't know yet. They're still ejumacating me. Ian Haperin? Ring a bell? I think he writes it...I was just about to check it out...
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 10:37pm.
yeah, you're gonna want the limited edition engraved model.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
What's FF?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 10:44pm.
@lil-ras and Chiri - easy work tonight, yes? They're off their rockers now.
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honey I've been banned twice tonight. ...not sure if Chirio DVS has been banned cause I am cussing in spanish...bwhahahahaa
Coma Caca!!
Just call me Angeli of the mornin' baby!!!!
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Hi, Angeli! :)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
@lil-ras and Chiri - easy work tonight, yes? They're off their rockers now.
PS. I think it's funny how they think the whole world is either on JJ or FF.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Peaches Geldof is a model! Which is uglier? Her face, her body or her tattoos? YOU be the judge!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1232127/Peaches-Geldof-gets...
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!