The Dumbest Cast In Amazing Race History?
The next season of The Amazing Race just started shooting a few days ago, and the identities of possible cast members are already leaking out.
Jordan, the winner of Big Brother 11, was spotted at LAX with her fellow BB-cast member turned real-life boyfriend Jeff. They had cameras following them and were both wearing backpacks. It gets worse. Or better, depending on how you look at it. Caitlin "Such As" Upton, the former Miss Teen South Carolina who gave one of the dumbest answers in pageant history, has also been identified as a possible contestant. Apparently, Caitlin is racing with her boyfriend Brent Horne.
CBS isn't going to confirm this shit until taping is over.
All my fellow Americans better visit other countries while we still can. I have a feeling that every country these dumb dumbs visit will pass a law banning all American tourists from crossing their borders. If Jordan & Jeff don't offend the locals, Miss Such As will!
Although, I doubt Miss Such As even made it to the first destination city. She probably got lost inside of the car on the way to the airport. She's either stuck in the trunk or trying to figure out how to open the passenger door. Just leave her there.
In case you need to cringe today, here's Miss Such As in action:
Sources: Reality Fan Forum & Survivor Sucks (via ONTD)
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At least they are beautiful women to look at.I like jordan she is hot....I would lick her untill she would tell me to stop!.....She is sexy!!!Yummy!
EveryStrangersEyes:
I cannot watch anything on hulu.com from Europe unfortunately but thanks!
And this new BEP is a str8 up sample of 'Borderline'.
I wonder if Vadge got a check!
OT: If your child is this dumb, please drown her immediately and start fresh.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 2:10am.
did you ever find your "V" episodes? 'cause i was watching old "Family Guy" on Hulu.com and checked... they have what seems to be all of them
OT: it's much too early/late
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fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Dumb.As.Rocks.
That is all.
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I have listened to that comment many times, but the full impact of her stupidity doesn't really hit until you watch it with subtitles!
Good god! THIS bimbo and Levi Johnston are the future of America!
SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!
This is pathetic. The Amazing Race is a good show. Why give these dumb famewhores any attention or any more money?
YAY!!!!!!!! MORE JEFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIRTLESS JEFF!!!!!!!!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Miss "such as" father should have pulled out like a pornstar....
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Celebs are normal people, minus reason and accountability...
Jordan may be a little on the slow side but shes a sweetheart...she worked in my aunt's hair salon before she won Big Brother..as for Jeff...nomnomnom.
That answer was just jibberish. Poor thing got a bad case of the jitters.
Jeff from Big Brother is a hot piece. I'd suck him until his head caved in.
@stoney, that's candle-a-BRA, candle-a-BRA! What a dumbass *rolls eyes*
@snowpiece: honestly, I wanted the Globetrotters to win just because they seemed to be having so much fun, but I suppose Cheyne (gayest spelling ever, wtf is with his parents not just spelling it "Shane"?) and his biotch. They're just so... so.... blonde.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 2:53pm.
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Ah, thanks, lil_ras, but the idea was all jack's. I merely executed his vision,and oh hehe what a precious vision he is.
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Bottom-feeder.
@ Plecostomus
Great job on our birthday boy's avatar!
First mission: Locate the "Starting Line"
..she is screwed! She is endearingly dumb.
jimmy kimmel live with Octomom and Miss Stupidity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVhAOgKs4sQ
I don't know who those BB people but I could barely get through 4 seconds of that waste of human breath "Such As".
Her brain should be taken away from her until she can prove she knows how to use it.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
I love the Pistachio commercials with the Beauty Queen....
The Amazing Race by all accounts is more reality than the other reality bullshit, and they win the Emmy every damn year!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 12:36pm.
Did you ever see that Wife Swap...with a pageant girly...? They kept a Christmas tree all year round and gave her a present EVERY DAY. And her mom did all her homework for her cuz she was "too busy" with her pageant stuff...
She was actually HAPPIER (not at first) when that other mom came in and made her do her own work and taught her how to bake and whatnot.
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No way! The mother did her child's homework and gave her presents everyday. What a great way to prepare your child for the future! That girl wont make it to adult years.
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Never envy big shots.. Big shots are just small shots who kept shooting
Agreed. Looks like tiger has been pretty free with his trouser trout, and the tabloids are gathering a list of women who claim to have enjoyed it during his marriage...
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:54pm.
Now that is fucking hilarious. Love the anime of Elin chasing him up the driveway with a golf club...in a mini skirt. And him looking over his shoulder with the scratches on the face...LMFTO!!!!!
We need to help south africa get some maps...
Priceless.
As someone pointed out, why pretend a beauty contest involves intelligence?
Needless to say, an intelligence contest would get pretty low ratings.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:41pm.
ha ha look at this "recreation" of the Toiger events
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE
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Now that is fucking hilarious. Love the anime of Elin chasing him up the driveway with a golf club...in a mini skirt. And him looking over his shoulder with the scratches on the face...LMFTO!!!!!
Snowy -
Hilarious!!! The Asian media LOVES this shit - it's like Kabuki Theatre!!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
this video is timeless :D i can laugh about her over and over again. but seriously, it's a beauty pageant, why do they ask them stuff like that :D
ha ha look at this "recreation" of the Toiger events
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
This clip never gets old!!
I personally believe it was funny such as I was watching it.
M.E and all: I think I know what "Such as" girl is trying to say. She says that without you guys (USA americans) helping South Africa, you wont know where the USA is on a map.
U are very welcomed for me to translate.
Coma Caca!!
Please don't ruin Amazing Race. It is the only Reality Show that I like.
Jack, Pleco is rubbing off on you. (Hmmm, I bet SandF would pay money to watch that)
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
I need Open Post! So I can talk about Tiger Woods and share my theory!!!
on-topic: I will once-again tell my ignorant bimbo story: Many years ago, the famous satirist S.J. Perelman lived in Hollyweird and wrote comedy for the Marx Brothers. He got to know some very beautiful (and amazingly stupid) people. One of these folks (an incredibly beautiful female blonde starlet) wound up at his apartment one night. There was a lot of booze and hanky-panky. In the "afterglow", our starlet confessed that she was bored with the lush life and yearned for a "more meaningful" existance. SJ innocently suggested that she "travel the world". She replied (without missing a beat): "Yeah - but there are so many OTHER places I want to see first......."
Miss Teen is now one of that starry club....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Ok MK, Open Post time please.
I need an open post.. cause I hate people.. of course.. I can hate people in any post can't i?
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine." Ffftt ffftt
to paraphrase PSL:
any woman who marries is just fooling herself if she thinks he will keep his dick in his pants.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:20pm.
@ Snowy
What if Madonna makes Adam her boy toy??? NOOOOOO!!!
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Zhay-Zoose already has dibs on that, li'l ras.
Maybe Madam Glambert can be her new BFF, like Sandra Bernhard was eons ago.
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SkyBitch LMAO I love how she was on Tool Academy! ***
Yeah, and I love how her last name is 'Grubbs'. How appropriate!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:11pm.
rasc: VIVA LA FAT GLAMBERANCE!!!!!!!!!
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SkyBitch LMAO I love how she was on Tool Academy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
@ Snowy
What if Madonna makes Adam her boy toy??? NOOOOOO!!!
*Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:18pm.*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bitch is going DOWN!!!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
any woman who marries an athlete/politician/actor/producer is just fooling herself if she thinks he will keep his dick in his pants. The thing that gets me is that they always seem to cheat with women who are ugly, or not as good looking as their wives/gfs......
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Wolves in sheep coats who pretend to be lovers
Men who lack conscience will even lie to themselves, to themselves
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Mel: and that VOICE!!!!!!
but I think she was MK's favorite, LMAO!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
@ skybitch
I just saw it on TMZ! OMG!
They have hundreds of Tiger's text messages and voice mails, and that woman had 20 "sexual encounters" with Tiger while he is married to Elin. His last message is from LAST WEEK!!!!
Tiger is DONE.
I watched Big Brother 11 and let me tell ya, this Jordan did not know how to tell time or know the difference between a peach and nectarine.
how the fuck does slater keep a straight face? Oh yeah, forget it...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
rasc: VIVA LA FAT GLAMBERANCE!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Chirio, I had to watch the clip twice to make sure I heard her right.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:04pm.
lol... W has some of the BEST all time funny fucking quotes...
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Remember when he wanted to "Hispanicise" America
muffin: who do you want to win?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
@ Snowpiece
Snowy, JustJared has a video of interview with Adam Lambert, and he said he was 250lbs in high school.
Also, quoting my newspaper : "Adam Lambert shocked America by simulating oral sex on stage during American Music Awards. Madonna sent him a bouquet of roses after the show"
Hmmmm.....
OMG snowy you're kinda right!!! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:05pm.
It must be a good season because I have only seen five minutes of it total and in those five minutes, some RETARD was going around asking people what a candelabra was and if THEY were the candelabra. MIND.BLOWN.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
@M.E'S: WTF does South Africa have to do with American education?
*slams head into wall*
FUCK!
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AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAAH
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PASSES OUT)
Caca!!