Tuesday, December 1st 2009
Brit Brit And Her Code Red Weave Are Back Home
After 9 long months, Brit Brit's "Mah Pussy Is Hanging Out" world tour came to a close in Australia and she returned to Los Angeles last night. Brit's lips get a rest from synching, her arms can take a breather from waving around and maybe her scalp will finally get a long soak in a Calgon bath and a stiff DRANK. Seriously, Brit's scalp has been through some serious shit thanks to that ratty tatty weave.
Homegirl's weave looks like it got in a boxing match with a kangaroo and LOST EVERYTHING. Why didn't a dingo eat her weave and put it out of its misery?
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she doesnt know how to make her money work for her
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Are there no hairdressers in OZ?
A year ago I had my doubts that Brit Spears would even still be alive at the end of this year. We were truly watching a train derail. Thank God for her these days the worst of her situation is her bad weave. That used to be the nicest thing we could say about her and in one year it is the worst. Well that and the lip syncing, but a little shout out to Brit, Glad you are alive to enjoy your kids.
Every time I see the (I think it's insurance) commercial with the talking pothole with the irritating Southern accent I can't get Britney's picture out of my head.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
iHeart! Don't despair! She's back in LA, tryna get married (just to get out of that conservatorship, I bet) and she does not look happeh! I think we should start a countdown any second now. Let's give her a week to get settled...;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
I've given up all hope that this bitch will ever bring CrazyBack. Damn that conservatorship! Damnit all to hell!! All this trick is, is unbathed. Unbathed and NO FUN WHATSOEVER. Eff Shitney.
*goes back to listening to my new GaGa CD*
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
A rat would think that weave is too filthy to make a nest in.
ewww, i smoke the same kind of cigarettes as that dumb whore.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 12:36pm.
Would you be happy if you were turning 28 years old, you didn't have custody of your children, your are twice divorced and a Court has appointed your father as your babysitter, to make sure you leave the house with a tampon and panties?
Didn't think so.
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That's kinda what I was getting at! Her old man must watch her like a hawk which speaks to the point..How mentaly healthy is she? I mean, if you need to be looked at that closely you shouldn't be out on a world tour. Fuck the old man! I mean if he loads his daughter up with meds just so she can get through the day without a "misshap"
Then he's one sick fuck!!!
Well you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you cant take the trailer park out of the girl!
MK-you are fucking the best-and you got it right about the weave and the kangaroo and dingo!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 12:36pm.
Would you be happy if you were turning 28 years old, you didn't have custody of your children, your are twice divorced and a Court has appointed your father as your babysitter, to make sure you leave the house with a tampon and panties?
Didn't think so
coming from someone who spends all day gossiping about said unhappy person. MK, I think a dingo DID eat her weave. that poor scalp! its seen so much.
Brit oughta ditch the weave and let her hair grow naturally. I bet she would look okay.
Marlboro Blend #27
The Marlboros are a nice touch, very klassy. One can only hope Shitney will torch her weave while lighting up a butt.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Would you be happy if you were turning 28 years old, you didn't have custody of your children, your are twice divorced and a Court has appointed your father as your babysitter, to make sure you leave the house with a tampon and panties?
Didn't think so.
I kinda feel bad for Brit Brit. I mean every picture I see, she never looks like she's really happy. I mean, when was the last time you saw a picture of her laughing with...I don't know, like a real spark is in there somewhere. I swear she must must be on some serious meds..she just look like a Zombie going thru the motions of life.
I like bat shit crazy Brit! At least she looked like life was fun.....WOW I can't believe I put that much thought into this.
Good honey! *hugging* M.E.
Miz - he was fine, just embarassed. Thanks for asking!
M.E.: how was your son yetserday? Everything alright?
She needs to shave her head again, I imagine no amount of brushing, washing, conditioning, can untangle that fucking disaster. Looks like mini dreads in there.
Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 12:01pm.
I heard she asked Jason Trawick to marry her and he said Nyet!!
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AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA! I was hoping that's the way it would go down.
PS. No sweat - I'm in and out, myself:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
angel_i: I know!! Sorry, I'm in and out today - must be productive so I am still cleaning the house... *sniffle*
True that Stoney.
She is gross and that's all there is to it.
I heard she asked Jason Trawick to marry her and he said Nyet!!
I still think she looks like a stout short-legged trunk-necked linebacker. And seriously, if you have millions of dollars and you're hair looks like THAT, you're a fucking slob. End of story.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 11:22am.
I agree MizRo.....her bod looks fine, but "her best body ever"?
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HAHA! Yeah - i saw that on the cover of some mag. PUH-LEASE! It's hardly her best body ever. It's pretty hard to forget that her body used to be slammin'. And she's never gonna get her chops back if she doesn't put down them cigarettes. She's not a guitar player or a writer, man..her whole career is about her body. Yeesh!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
psl: sycophantic magazines love to proclaim lies and exaggerations as truths! NOT her best bod, but really, what is better now than before on/with/about her?
Not a thing - I wish she'd move back to the bayou and give the world a break.
I agree MizRo.....her bod looks fine, but "her best body ever"? Puh-leeze- this woman is no Heidi Klum/Alessandra Ambrosssio after childbearing.
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It took me a little while to discover
Wolves in sheep coats who pretend to be lovers
Men who lack conscience will even lie to themselves, to themselves
- Lauryn Hill
Extensions are high maintenence, you have to detangle them every day to stop the roots tangling up. I bet she is so doped up on her meds she just doesn't bother.
Her bod is toned but she'll nver have the figure she had before - age and childbearing do things to the body that no amount of exercise can change sometimes.
But lord help us, her hair is ALWAYS shit!! Millions of diollars and access to the best in the business and her hair is pure, unadulterated shit. GAH!
I love how Star Magazine says Brit has "her best body ever" now. Yeah, sure.....she looks better now than she did in the "I'm A Slave 4U" Video........suuuuuuuurrrrrre.
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It took me a little while to discover
Wolves in sheep coats who pretend to be lovers
Men who lack conscience will even lie to themselves, to themselves
- Lauryn Hill
AT LEAST cover that shit up with a baseball hat! HELLO - that's what hats are for OR maybe she should just wear a ski mask - yeah that's it a ski mask!!
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Dontcha just wanna run your fingers through her soft and luxurious hair.... OPPS - I think I just threw up a little :P
Can you imagine what that shit smells and feels like - EWWWWWW......
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Believe it or not this nimrod is going to be 28 tomorrow.
GROW UP DIPSHIT!
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 10:30am.
I must say, you look amazing today!!!
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Why, thank you! Cheetney should learn a thing or two from moi how to take better care of her headpieces - if not her head.
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Bottom-feeder.
Sweet Baby Lord Jesus. I can smell her rank ass through my monitor.
FUCK!
DIE SKANK WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its amazing how she looks in her new video compared to how she looks here. and i don't understand how a rich person hair looks that fucked up on a regular basis, there is no excuse. her and kim zoliak have the top 2 fucked up white women weaves.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 10:28am.
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I must say, you look amazing today!!!
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the end...
Aw, you guys, she jes' haz a bad case o' bed head.
Bitch be sleepin' on a bed of nails, y'all.
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Bottom-feeder.
I beweave it is the Aussie or NZ flag.
Confederate one is red background and an "X" with stars, hey it must be the Brangeloonie flag for JenHend.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by shandi on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 10:23am.
Is that a Confederate flag neck pillow?
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I think it is British.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Is that a Confederate flag neck pillow?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Forgot to add: Can someone get her a bigger purse so she doesn't always have to carry all those damn items. WTF
I hope the Minister of Fair Trading warned ticket buyers that Britney's "hair" is actually a weave. Dog the Bounty Hunter has nicer hair than her.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Colin Farrell and Britney Spears need to hook up and save some money on showers they obviously do not use.
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Submitted by Big Bertha on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 9:53am.
she looks like she's in her 40s. i think her real hair is very thin and she also has a very high forehead.
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I never noticed that about her forehead...Damn. Shes gonna have some male pattern baldness going on there. Just add that to all her other problems..
No wonder she went bat shit crazy!!
~Madness as you know, Is like gravity. All it takes is a little push....
she looks like she's in her 40s. i think her real hair is very thin and she also has a very high forehead.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Seriously, Shitney gives Photoshop suicidal thoughts every time it has to make her look "human".
And Ima pretty sure the plane wanted to crash itself.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Somebody is lookin for a BEATNEY! :P:P
Seriously though, CUTNEY with the just off the plane look
::BOW GODNEY:: LIVE VOCALS ::BOW GODNEY::
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6T8Ys637iU
GET NASTY!
Who's the guy getting the 'reach-around' in the top photo?
"Look to the cheesburger." Freebird
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 9:15am.
Nobody should have to be photographed after a 14 hour flight
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but Doc, she ALWAYS looks like a deep fried 14 hr flight mess.
Uh, how about NOTNEY.
Sums it up pretty nice.
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