Afternoon Crumbs
Tommy Girl is going to give Stepford Katie a slew of "No You Didn't Girl" snaps for leaving her prison with ratty hair like this - Lainey Gossip
Hermione Granger in a two-piece - Egotastic!
Carmen Electra got me - Hollywood Tuna
The answer is YES YES YES - Towleroad
Heidi Klum's new BABY!!! makes her debut - Popsugar
George Hamilton didn't mean to leave the jungle. A crew member mistook him for their leather duffel bag and picked him up while they were making their way out - Holy Moly!
Katharine McPhee's blonde hair and shaggy dog jacket makes her look like a crackwhore on a 6-day bender. I approve. - Just Jared
Ivana Trump always sits like a fine lady (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
The greatest baby sitter (next to Christina Applegate) of all-time - Cityrag
CoCo brings her indestructible camel toe to London - Hollywood Rag
Nick Hogan still has a drivers license - Celebitchy
Lady CaCa falls, keeps her tuck intact - I'm Not Obsessed
Before they were crackheads.... - SOW
Jennifer Aniston must be taking styling tips from Colin Farrell and Johnny Depp - ICYDK
Sandra Bullock's swap meet wig is giving the constipated vampires a run for their money - Socialite Life
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KateBot deserves everything she gets and then some for marrying into that fuckin' cult.
She wanted the fame and for her this is easily an upwardly HObile decision.
When the only screen credit people remember from you (if THAT) is 'Dawson's Creek', you might have to marry the first undercover gay and homosexual creature that comes creepin' in your 'hood too!
Nicole Kidman, she is not!
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Am I the only whore here who thinks Heidi's new baby is fugly? Yeah....I'm hatin' on a newborn! Maybe she'll grow out of her fugliness, but Henry still hasn't.
God,even her teeth look old-timey; sucks to be Katie.
Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 9:06pm.
That wasn't dancing Ca-Ca was doing, it was stomping around without the beat.
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She's doing the Thriller dance!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
That wasn't dancing Ca-Ca was doing, it was stomping around without the beat.
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Get the fucking ads out of the comments section!!!
Katie Holmes look like if she ever bit a bitch, that shit would get REAL...and but quick...That's some Ted Bundy shit she got goin' up in her mouf. Anthony Michael Hall's girlfriend need to hire her some Katiebot and program her to bare them chompers next time he show up at her do'...AMH' ass will think twice about tryna take a chunk out of some fo'head then....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Katie please brush your hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just got diabetes from reading the Popsugar comments. Ass-kissing 'tards, how can anyone read those comments (or worse, write them) with a straight face?
I remember when Katie was really hot...but now she is a sad shadow of who she used to be...must be in her genes to age that poorly...I do not blame Tom entirely for sucking the hot out of her...Tom's previous wives were always stunning while they were with him...so WTF is wrong with this chick? I just watched "Thank you for Smoking" this weekend and Katie looked great in it...but the trick in the photo above is just dreadful. Rode really hard and put away wet.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
I don't think Katie is capable of smiling. She always has a damn smirk on her face.
Katie is sportin the "Suri" all that is missing is a wad of Bubblicious.
Thank Gawd I wasn't the only one who hates the posters over at Popsugar. Their so syrupy sweet, yuck! That's why I like it over her, you bitches keep it real.
Katie married for money and she's paying for every penny of it.
how come katie looks so beat to hell...nicole kidman NEVER looked like this when xenu controlled her life...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Am -- you're totally right; Katie Holmes would not even be relevant if it weren't for Xenu, er, Tommy Boy. Besides "Dawson's Creek" and a few movies, what has she done? She recently was on one of those dancing shows and she performed an old Judy Garland musical number; she was referred to as a "dancer, singer & actress." Yeah, dancer & singer my ass. Love your avatar, Am.
Hopefully Nick Hogan gets into another car accident while driving alone, crashes into a tree and dies. Now, that would be natural selection at its best.
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Damn! Katie looks rougher than usual. Selling your soul to Xenu doesn't seem as lucrative as selling it to Satan.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Katie Holmes always looked beat. If it weren't for Tom, we wouldn't even remember her.
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where's the forum? is it ever coming back?
Oh, and, Jen looks great.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
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Does Katie seem a little more glazed over than usual?
I agree with whoever said the comments about Hermoine are sickening. She looks like a young girl at the beach. Leave the poor kid alone. It would be different if she was slutting it up like a Lohan but she seems like a good kid - not a famewhore. And Katie looks like she did when Tommygirl first came into her life. BOOOORRRRIIINNNGGG! I never even heard of her until Tommygirl went freaky on Oprahs couch. Had no idea who she even was. And I was a little disturbed when I saw her picture the first time because she looked like a teenager and he looked like a dirty old man by her side.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
McPhee looks friggin horrible with that blonde hair. The whole thing is just wrong with her skin tone.
Could Emma Watson be any paler? Is she auditioning for a Twilight movie part?
Tommy prolly like Katie's hair this way. He looks so well-groomed in comparison; plus, it looks likes she spends lots of time in bed getting babyfied.
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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The Hogan kid still having a license is an outrage. He's only 19 and reportedly has many speeding tickets, raced on a regular basis, and was in a major accident in which only he somehow came out unscathed. He really needs to have his license revoked for some time until he matures.
CoCo reminds of this character in a book by Brenda Novak "The Perfect Couple".
It turns out that the hubby in the book is a total psycho and he marries this plain jane and pays for all these surgeries to make her look like a CoCo but less big and wide.
I'm calling it now...In about 5 years, stepford Katie is going to have Lohan lips....If she can keep the Herpes under control
~Madness as you know, Is like gravity. All it takes is a little push....
Kathie Holmes looks beat. Jeebus, what is tommygirl doing to her?
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Is the name Towleroad SUPPOSED to fuck with my head? Or is that just me? I feel like I have a speech impediment when I even try to think it.
PS. That picture is what it must look like when Mrs. Patrick Campbell and her buddies come out of the woods to play too. When they run into a stray 'fish'.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
CoCo brings her indestructible camel toe to London - Hollywood Rag
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It's so rude how they always get that shot of "just the tits" in...the poor couple (not that these hos mind too much, but still!) is standing there posing for pics and this one dude is totally just staring at her breasts....
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Back for a bit, holiday decorating is seriously strenuous!
Ok, Holmes is a nut job, anyone that can touch TommyGirl the way she does is seriouly ill.
SilentWitness: MKcPee looks like shit. So true!
Ivana: wear a shorter dress for heaven's sake! Yikes!
I like Lady Gaga and her backup dancers went to help her - more than JHo's people did!
Those popsugar bitches need to turn off their biological clocks. I can hear them ticking from here.
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine." Ffftt ffftt
When your penis gets in the way of your vagina, falling down is bound to happen.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Looks like Katie was going for The Palin do and failed.
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Katie's hair is a disgrace. She is on a red carpet, for god sake, couldn't she brush it at least? Her leather jacket is very nice.
That is so creepy how the Egotastic person carries on about that Hermione girl at the beach. I mean, she just looks like a kid in a bathing suit. Just creepy beyond belief.
And the Popsugar commenters scare me.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
It's called a brush, Katie. Use it.
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"Watch the face, Asshole!" -BK
That Taylor person is wildly unattractive like the rest of the cast.
Is that Nick Hogan (in the link) dressed as Ali G for Halloween. LOLOLOLOL, no, that is just how he dresses! What an assbag.
Kool-aid Katie looks terrible. Does COS have something against hairbrushes?
Katie looks like she could be pushing a cart filled with cans, a bottle of piss, and a Del Taco wrapper.
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Die Nick Hogan die!! Take your fucking father with you too.
WTH is wrong with McPhee? She looks like a complete idiot with that platinum hair.
The lady caca fall just made my day.
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine." Ffftt ffftt
Bitch looks crazier with every passing day.
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Bottom-feeder.
This Nick fucking Hogan, pure trash, kills his good friend in a boneheaded racing accident, goes to jail for it, talks a bunch of shit about the guy who's death he was responsible for PLUS HE STILL GETS A FUCKING DRIVER'S LICENSE. Meanwhile, my registration expires and my shit gets suspended. Fuck you DMV.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here