Monday, November 30th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The Internet's Favorite Kitten Of The Moment
Fuck the Tiger Woods story. Screw that White House crashers bullshit. This right here is the most interesting thing that made its way into my inbox this weekend. It's Surprised Kitty! But a few tips before you watch.
Your heart may barf rainbows faster if you scream "Put up your dukes" right before Surprised Kitty gives us his paws. If that doesn't hug your soul, try playing "Razzle Dazzle" over this cuteness.
As you can tell, I've been spending too much time with this clip. At least 1,289,830 of its views came from my laptop.
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am i the only person who feels this little kitty looked like it was fending for it's life?
OK I was going to comment on the cute kitty, but reading all the comments before this I feel like I'm intruding on a party or something.
http://sbsrevisited.ipbfree.com/index.php?act=idx
So I just got back home after a rendezheauxvous with a hot Greek pop star.
I met the King of Greece yesterday.
Not saying much cuz they hate him here and he was exiled but I did meet him.
Oh, and I learned a few words of Greek that are too foul to write here!
hehe
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((big hugs)) and a smooch for the night ESE! Love ya!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Still sober...
bye ESE
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
@koko
night KOKO!
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
i gotta take off, folks... i got a letter to write...
see ya all later!
p.s.... puddy!... you better show up more often!... i will hunt you down!LOL!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
Tell your dad you know of an old broad in Texas that will fluck him at a moments notice! I will fluck him nekkid! LOL! But I have never been a motherflucker...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Still sober...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 2:02am.
i saw PSL earlier, she disappeared!... poppa's doin' good... ripe for the takin'!LOL!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
Deb!
Missed you!!! Hit me up on MS!!!
OH! Ode to an old time Dlister!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP4qSiJX3kQ&feature=related
Gotta be gone! Take care bunnehs!
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I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.~Oliver Reed
hi peaches...you're aways sweet...i'm gonna go drift off on a cloud of percocet and trazadone and hopefully be able to catch up more with everyone later...nighty night everyone !
Submitted by peaches80 on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 2:01am.
that's what i'm talkin' about, p-80!... i went almost 15 years managing or owning without a day off... the next few years are mine!... just to play around with!.... i'm not gonna be that guy that dies in the back of the store trying to mark up prices!LOL!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:46am.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:43am.
wait... wait.. *kicks kitty in the muff*... we even?
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well goodnight
dont kick to many kittys on your way out..pfft
**blushes**
You smoothie!
you remembered...aaaaw. I am sucking on the DC as we speak! How is Poppa?
I haven't seen PSL out here in forever. Or IG?
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Still sober...
@ ESE
hmmm okay , hey that sounds good !
wow restaurant is really good !
enjoy your vacay babe
i tell ya is not cute to be with a workaholic , my dad is and he is unable to wake up later than 5 am , i have been traumatized for life because i am also unable to stop once i start doing something and i always have to be 10 minutes early to everywhere i go !
i get so stressed if i am not able to pull off something , i keep going until i make it .
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:54am.
ESE? Sunlight? Like mixing a perfectly good White Russian with 2% milk. LOL!
your next drink(diet coke) is on me!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
i wanna new avie no cat shit avie no more
ESE!
LOL!
ok getting more mysterious by the minute !!!
EDWARD CULLEN is that you ????????????????????
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by peaches80 on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:48am.
ESE
i have a question , but is it me or do you have an outdoors job ?????
i'm retired peaches, i used to own a restaurant, i sold it, and am in the middle of my vacay... i'm doing nothing and it's all i expected it to be
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
ESE? Sunlight? Like mixing a perfectly good White Russian with 2% milk. LOL!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Still sober...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:46am.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:43am.
wait... wait.. *kicks kitty in the muff*... we even?
what did i say
no kick kitty in the muff mister not good for you
hi KOKO how is going ?
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
dammit...i feel like the kid who mysteriously leaves school in the middle of the year and then comes back the next year and everyone wonders who the new kid is...it;s probably the percocets talking but i used to be on d-listed ALL the time and in between the fractured arm cast and dr., husband being in hospital for a bout of pancreatitis(jack daniel's binge--he's out and fine now) and all sorts of other b.s. i haven't been able to read/post like i used to-- I MISS IT !!
Submitted by peaches80 on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:44am.
i asked everyone if i was to be considered a "ginge" and they said no... so i guess i have to go with brown/red... lightens to strawberry blond in the sun... thank "god" i don't go out in the sun much.. i'm a night person!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
Still having sweet dreams with your little friend from last summer? Or are you saving yourself for someone new? Pssst. Still thinking of Poppa here! Hope the family is all good.
Where is TV?
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Still sober...
ESE
i have a question , but is it me or do you have an outdoors job ?????
i don't know why i always think of you outside and not in an office !
wonder how others think of me ???????
LOL , hmmmm i would like to know , but only nice stuff.
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by kittymuffin on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:43am.
wait... wait.. *kicks kitty in the muff*... we even?
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
ESE!
isn't your hair brown?????
i remember you told me , you are not a ginge !
i needed a change i have had it every single color of the rainbow except blond , it turns an ugly orange on me :(
i think i will get a tan too , i need to change , CHANGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxox
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:32am.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:28am.
not yet
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:24am.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:17am.
you got a sense of humor.. i respect that... let's play... but, be nice, damnit!LOL!
what did i say
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*gives wedgie to kitty*... you know i'm just playin', right?!
no
punches you
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:29am.
Life has been a little tricky. you know the old song. LOL!
**Smallest violin playing in the background**
sweety, that is no excuse... i need my puddy!!... please stick around and play with us... you're always fun!... you need an idea on life probs.. i got it... may not be the best, but.... stay and play with us!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
Woody Woodpecker anyone?
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Still sober...
Submitted by peaches80 on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:30am.
sonofa!!.. now i'm gonna be the only redhead here!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
Submitted by kittymuffin on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:28am.
not yet
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:24am.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:17am.
you got a sense of humor.. i respect that... let's play... but, be nice, damnit!LOL!
what did i say
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*gives wedgie to kitty*... you know i'm just playin', right?!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
CLARISSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!
okay now that i know , hmmmmmm is good, i changed the color of my hair !
(caramel not camel , my hair LOL)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
LOL!
really sooooooooo funny !
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Life has been a little tricky. you know the old song. LOL!
**Smallest violin playing in the background**
How have you been doing? Still hanging out with the alligators?
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Still sober...
not yet
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:24am.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:17am.
you got a sense of humor.. i respect that... let's play... but, be nice, damnit!LOL!
what did i say
Clarisse!
**smooches**
Passing Holiday Waffles to everyone!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Still sober...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:24am.
i'm not gonna hold back on the question... why aren't you around any more?... i miss you!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
okay im out
Peaches!
Oh lord! Sorry!
“Peanut” is my affectionate nickname for people.
“How’s Trix” is slang for “How are things”.
DEB!?!?!
Holy hell!!! HOW are you?!?!?
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I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.~Oliver Reed
Submitted by kittymuffin on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:17am.
you got a sense of humor.. i respect that... let's play... but, be nice, damnit!LOL!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
Snookums!!!!!!!!!!!!
I missed you! Where the heck is TV? I missed Nitts too! Happy Holidays you old (hahahaha) flirt...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Still sober...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:20am.
PUDDDY!!!... oh, it's a holiday miracle!!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
Gnite, all! I'm gonna geek out and play Sims until I fall asleep!
Was fun tonight!
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
Shave that kitty in the video bald and he is mine!
ESE? You still around?
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Still sober...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:10am.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:08am.
whatever the oldtimer is winning me over
sounds like we're making progress!
yup
i have to warn you
imma daddy kissing bitch
just ask yer friend tv
whoot!
good times
@ ESE and clarisse
doll you are always on top , have you ever been in any other position with me??
clarisse who is peanut and trixie , are you talking about the boutique in new york of doggie wear ????????
otherwise i am so totally confused , but that is normal with me sooooooo hmmmmmmm , yeah i am extra confused .
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
LOL omg, that's how horny I am for his seasoned ass
HHHOOOOLLLLYYYY SSSHHHHIIIITTT!!!... Wyle E!.... i haven't seen you in the length of Paris's vag... that's a long time for all you keeping up!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
xtina,
Oh...caramel = ok....but they was eating CAMEL!!!!
ESE,
Seasoned....m'kay!
Peaches,
Peanut! How's trix?!?
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I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.~Oliver Reed