Reese And Jakey Didn't Renew Their Contract (UPDATE: Reese's Rep Denies This Shit)
Blind Items will EXPLODE over this shit. Ted Casablanca passed the hell out. Some source tells People that Jakey G and Reese Witherspoon have said "so long, farewell" to each other after 2 years. No, seriously. Jakey totally performed "So Long, Farewell" from The Sound of Music for Reese. Jakey did it in costume and everything. He's serious about his goodbyes.
The source didn't give any details on why they split up.
Jakey just decided that his beard was getting too itchy and it was time to shave it all off. And Reese got bored with listening to Jakey and his "friend" rough house in the next room while she knitted a little bag for his favorite pair of anal beads.
And the line to be Jakey's next beard forms to the left. That wasn't meant for you, Squinty Zellweger. You've got your own!
UPDATE: Reese's spokesbitch says this shit ain't true. Her rep told UsWeekly, "It's not true. They have not split." Hmm. Reese must still be trying to renegotiate with Jakey. Reese, give Jakey weekends off and throw in a monthly anal bleaching and he will sign on the dotted line. Guaranteed!
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So bland, so vanilla, so beige...
Don't care.
"TED pASSED THE hell OUT!" AHAHAHAHAHA
If anything, they both make a rather sexless impression on me. They look like nice people and all, but I don't get their X-factor. That being said, I can't believe anyone in this time and age would live a lie like that for the sake of his or her career. Besides, what's the big freakin deal? Love who you wanna love, as long as it's consensual and above age 18.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 11:33pm.
night, peaches!
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team valtrex = cute , kitty purr =memebon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
white knight , blind item solved !!!!!!!
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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devoted to toothy tile saga !!!!!!!!!
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hmmmmmm dunno , i still love CDAN!
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't believe anyone in Hollywood could have this much power to keep this kind of secret for so long. It didn't work for John Travolta, right? If JG were really gay, the paparazzies would've been all over him ages ago, and he doesn't have enough money to buy their silence.
Coming out wouldn't be career suicide simply because a)we're not in the 50s and b) he's never been a huge box office draw, or leading man.
Blah.
I hope they didn't break up, they looked cute together
How can you all follow a conversation backwards? Is it a special kind of vodka? It's beating me...
OOOPS WRONG POST. EXCUSE ME I'll let myself out hehehe!(passes out)
Coma Caca!!
I have no idea what you just said so im just gonna say "yeah" and smile
Coma Caca!!
ahoy mateys!
since jakey is gay is it safe to assume Reese is of the fishing variety?
g'nite Peach!
ScarfnBarf, Honest to God I can see Reese dating Jodie Foster on the side
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You're right...to me, she gives off a bit of a lesbo vibe.
I don't think he is gay.
It think this all came from an interview he did with a magazine years ago when Brokeback Mountain came out in which he said that he had never been with a guy but he didn't see anything wrong with it, and if he ever felt that way, he would be cool with going with it.
I feel that way, too, and I think most people, if not all people do as well, most would just never admit it!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
i am burning for the devil !
i wanna set myself on fire !
shit that is so fucken hot , i think clarisse just gave us gold!
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j'aime rien, je suis mexicaine !
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night, peaches!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I AM OFF TO BED YA'LL
IMO: ESE is the kind of guy that would make a city stop for you and turn the ordinary into magic , with very few words , just the necessary ones and even if he leaves you broken hearted , you'll still will love him .
TV is real fun and cool , super witty !!!!!!!!
@ clarisse , LOL!!!!!!
i think you are right about white knight and debil (sp)
i am not sure yet who is who !
remember adam and eve , the devil is so seductive and charming , not really funny tho , the devil can do with me as he pleases i am more than willing to burn !
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j'aime rien, je suis mexicaine !
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuIjx98o9qA
TV, wait, which am I again?
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You are the white knight; ESE is the debil!
In life, it is always the opposite of what you really believe.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 11:23pm.
Is Jakey really gay?
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Honest to God I can see Reese dating Jodie Foster on the side before I could see him hanging out at Peacock Alley.
i guess i am one of the very few who does not believe Jakey is teh gay...
Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 11:16pm.
Centaurious!!
Oh MY!!! No. It's like two opposite sides of the spectrum! One's the white knight; the other is the debil that always gets you in the end! (oh...well...um...)
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wait, which am I again?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Clarisse, Oh MY!!!
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Lions and tigers and bears!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
ScarfnBarf, OT: What's next for these two boiled pieces of brocoli?
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Good characterization....I think Reese is about as sexy as a dirty dishtowel, and Jakey is like the flatline on a DOA's monitor.
Is Jakey really gay?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
OMG, ESE you just got here!
Sumbunny entertain me!
;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Hi Clarisse!, One's the white knight; the other is the debil
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Hmmmm....so basically what you're saying is that, collectively, they're like every boyfriend I've ever had!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
OT: What's next for these two boiled pieces of brocoli?
Centaurious!!
Oh MY!!! No. It's like two opposite sides of the spectrum! One's the white knight; the other is the debil that always gets you in the end! (oh...well...um...)
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I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail. ~Oliver Reed
he's not gay.
TV,
=)
ESE,
TTFN Peanut!
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I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail. ~Oliver Reed
I think TV and ESE are best friends IRL!
They seem to have so much in common...:)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
night, ESE
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
CENTY !
i know , i always want more ESE!
awwwwwwwww i am so glad now !
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j'aime rien, je suis mexicaine !
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuIjx98o9qA
I really need to learn how to make an entrance and exit like ESE.
He always leaves you wanting more!
Meanwhile, I hang around until last call, when the bartender has to forcibly remove me and call me a cab...
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
NIGHTY ESE !!!!!!!
LUVS YA !
FUZZBALLS!!!!!!!!
MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA H!
JEWEL !
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j'aime rien, je suis mexicaine !
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuIjx98o9qA
Is it that time of night for the thread sex?
alrighty folks,
i gotta unpack, and pay attention to the two meowing bastards rolling around on the floor... good to see ya all!
OT: meh... break up, not broken up, gay, not gay... i still don't think i've ever seen anything either has been in... except "Freeway", that was cool
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 10:59pm.
That's what I thought you meant :)
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
angel_i !
HEY!!!! Well you silly thing!! You have my email addy!!
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I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail. ~Oliver Reed
TV, well, temporarily
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Well, I think it's pretty common knowlege that anytime I am present in your lair, I'm clad in ESE's stolen trenchcoat and nothing else!
Gotta keep your friends close and your enemies closer...:)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Clarisse! HAI! I keep missing you:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
ESE, for used dryer sheets and hand outs of single serve fabric softener!
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No! I turn tricks for SNUGGLE and SHOUT!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
TV,
Just sent it direct to you.
ESE,
Lord! The tape or the pics!! Imma install deadbolts!!
Peaches,
Hello!
Off topic,
The "Let's make love" scene in Rosemary's Baby is just silly.
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I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail. ~Oliver Reed
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 10:56pm.
I've got 5 days in Vegas to pay for in January.
oh... well, i didn't know THAT!... carry on!LOL!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 10:48pm.
...he likes me to wear short skirts...with fuck me pumps!
damnit, TV!!... you aren't turnin' Centy into socky are ya?!.. hehehe!!
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I've got 5 days in Vegas to pay for in January.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 10:53pm.
ESE, you aren't turnin' Centy into socky are ya?!.. hehehe!!
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Christ!
I don't get this.
Probably for the best! :)
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once upon a time there was a clean living little sock-monkey... then she met TV... last time i saw her she was turnin' tricks for used dryer sheets and hand outs of single serve fabric softener!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
CENTY !!!!!!
LOL !
MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TO CENTY !
is beyond love is bigger is friendship !!!!!!!!!
is okay i know you love him too , so i am super cool !!
always love ESE!!!!!!
we can love him together !!!!!!!!!!
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j'aime rien, je suis mexicaine !
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuIjx98o9qA
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 10:48pm.
ESE, i thought TV was in charge of taking off your pants?!LOL!
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Nooooo...he likes me to wear short skirts...with fuck me pumps!
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well, temporarily
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
ESE, you aren't turnin' Centy into socky are ya?!.. hehehe!!
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Christ!
I don't get this.
Probably for the best! :)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Peaches! Hello!, no way ESE has been with me , always !!!!!!!!!
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Yes, ESE's your man.
I respect!
My unrequited love for him knows no bounds, though!
As you are aware...:)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 10:48pm.
...he likes me to wear short skirts...with fuck me pumps!
damnit, TV!!... you aren't turnin' Centy into socky are ya?!.. hehehe!!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
ESE, i thought TV was in charge of taking off your pants?!LOL!
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Nooooo...he likes me to wear short skirts...with fuck me pumps!
LOL!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."