Cheating Tiger, Hidden Whore?
Remember Rachel Uchitel? She's the one that Star Magazine said was doing illegal fucky times with the very-married David Boreanaz? Well, it looks like Rachel's bull dozer vagina is now wreaking havoc on Tiger Wood's picture perfect home.
According to the National Enquirer (insert obligatory side-eye here), Tiger has been stepping out on his wife of six years and his two children. Sources say that Tiger is knocked balls into Rachel Uchitel's hole.
Rachel's friends say that she's met up with him in Australia, Los Angeles and Las Vegas. When they aren't screwing on the down low, they are humping each other through text messages. One friend added, “Rachel told me, ‘I’m having an affair with Tiger Woods. We’re in love!’ She even read me text messages Tiger sent her that said ‘I love you, babe. It’s always going to be just you and me. They were constantly sexting. Tiger asked what she was wearing, what did she want him to do to her, what did she want to do to him. I reminded Rachel that he was married, and she said ‘Big fucking deal! It’s Tiger Woods! I don’t care about his wife! We’re in love.’ Her nickname for Tiger is Bear.”
The Enquirer followed Rachel to a hotel in Australia where Tiger was staying. Apparently, they watched her take the elevator up to Tiger's VIP suite in the sky. When they asked Rachel about it, she lied at first, but then she said she was there "on business." Yeah, ho business.
Tiger's lawyer denied the affair, but did say that the two have met before at a club or something.
This Rachel trick is no joke! Does homegirl have Star Maps tattooed on her labia lips? Bitch is turning star fucking into a full-time job and she's determined to be Employee of the Year. Seriously, it looks like Sienna Miller has just been replaced as every wife's pubic (typo and it fits) enemy #1!