Cheating Tiger, Hidden Whore?
Remember Rachel Uchitel? She's the one that Star Magazine said was doing illegal fucky times with the very-married David Boreanaz? Well, it looks like Rachel's bull dozer vagina is now wreaking havoc on Tiger Wood's picture perfect home.
According to the National Enquirer (insert obligatory side-eye here), Tiger has been stepping out on his wife of six years and his two children. Sources say that Tiger is knocked balls into Rachel Uchitel's hole.
Rachel's friends say that she's met up with him in Australia, Los Angeles and Las Vegas. When they aren't screwing on the down low, they are humping each other through text messages. One friend added, “Rachel told me, ‘I’m having an affair with Tiger Woods. We’re in love!’ She even read me text messages Tiger sent her that said ‘I love you, babe. It’s always going to be just you and me. They were constantly sexting. Tiger asked what she was wearing, what did she want him to do to her, what did she want to do to him. I reminded Rachel that he was married, and she said ‘Big fucking deal! It’s Tiger Woods! I don’t care about his wife! We’re in love.’ Her nickname for Tiger is Bear.”
The Enquirer followed Rachel to a hotel in Australia where Tiger was staying. Apparently, they watched her take the elevator up to Tiger's VIP suite in the sky. When they asked Rachel about it, she lied at first, but then she said she was there "on business." Yeah, ho business.
Tiger's lawyer denied the affair, but did say that the two have met before at a club or something.
This Rachel trick is no joke! Does homegirl have Star Maps tattooed on her labia lips? Bitch is turning star fucking into a full-time job and she's determined to be Employee of the Year. Seriously, it looks like Sienna Miller has just been replaced as every wife's pubic (typo and it fits) enemy #1!
via Celebitchy


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When they asked Rachel about it, she lied at first, but then she said she was there "on business." Yeah, ho business.
Well like they say there's no business like ho business.
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She looks like Alexis from Real Housewives of OC.
Yeah this girl had trouble written all over her...well not really but:
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You would think with all the money these guys have they wouldn't have to recycle whores.
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Damn this chick is dumb! Screwing her isn't going to make his wife better in bed and if he loves her he would have left his wife by now. Either she is a fame whore or he has moved onto some other whore and she is trying to make some money off of him while she still can.
not shocked. something about the girl reminds me of eliot spitzer's "lady friend".
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@ THE STRAIGHT MAN: I read an article where this girl is quoted as saying Elin is boring to Tiger and doesn't do what he wants in bed. So even if the wife is hot at home, if the sex isn't great, he will stray, hot wife or not.
Boy, this girl sure gets around....and what's up with those lips? UGH!!!
Fuck he kicks his wife to the curb, I am so all over her! Lets see: hot, rich, horny - all qualities that I look for.
Damn, he looks like a character right outta Fat Albert.
Eww. Plus, look how tiny his widdle hand is.
Bumping uglies is right. This bitch is super fug compared to both of those guys' wives. There must be magic in those sausage fingers of hers. I read how she got famous for losing her fiance in 9/11. She seems to have got over the heartache.
I've read for years that he's the biggest whore going and marriage didn't make him skip a beat.
Micheal Jordan, anyone? They're good friends, perhaps he received marital advice.
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Gottdamn dirty hwore mouth prostitution hwores!
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Just commented on this 15 minutes ago and now word of this accident. Of course I wish, for Tiger and his family, a speedy and full recoverery. Beyond that immediate concern, can't help but wonder how much this alleged affair has to do with this.
Triston: Yeah earlier I commented she has the stalker look
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Breaking News from ABCNEWS.com: Golfer Tiger Woods Seriously Injured in Car Crash [2:40 PM EST]
Coma Caca!!
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9C82Q200&show_article=1
If Tiger was in a serious accident, someone better check Elie cuz she might have gone psycho and fucked up the brakes in his car.
You know those jilted Swedish bitches can get ignunt.
Don't ask me how I know this!
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why is this so hard to believe? a stiff dick has no conscience.
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but, then again, what do i know?
he was in a car accident last night/this morning with serious injuries, according to MSNBC.
according to cnn tiger woods was just in a "serious" car accident...
according to cnn tiger woods was just in a "serious" car accident...
not certain why people always have to give a little wink wink, nudge nudge when the National Enquirer breaks stories like this. They've got a pretty good track record. Perhaps the MSM is jealous.
Why do people think that if you have a hot wife that she is good in bed? Usually they are hot cuz they dont eat or workout too much, which means they are not likely to get human juices in places that are any fun. The hot wives do not like to get messy which is why all these ugly hos are getting busy right and left.....they use jizz for toothpaste!
If this is true, Tiger is an idiot. IMO his wife is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.
LOL@Her nickname for Tiger is Bear.
Um...nope. Can't do it.
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Oh, no, Elin Woods is my favorite golddigger!
He is so hideous, I really pitty the poor Swede.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 1:19pm.
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I remember when they broke the Lisa Marie Preseley married Michael Jackson story. From that moment on I knew they were all up in it. John Edwards didn't have a douches chance in hell.
I love stories about hos like this. I'm pretending to read important work emails instead I'm interrupting the post T-day breakfast tension to check on you sluts. HA! ________________________________________
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being an enquirer addict goes many generations back in my dna...and they have broken TONS of stories before mainstream media (yeah they have some shitty stuff but it's never about aliens or people coming back from the dead )...they have their journalists really get involved with locals,hotel staff,bar patrons etc...people make fun of me all the time but then i find them five minutes later huddled on my couch furiously studying it
I'm too busy choking with laughter from reading the goddamn title of this post...Jesus EFF, that's hilarious.
And it ain't no big 'sprize Tiger's a-cheatin', is it?
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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 12:54pm.
In anycase football has the fattest athletes.
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No way, dude. Curling. Trust me on this one:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 12:35pm.
The only baseball players that can get away with being fat are pitchers and 1st basemen. The hardest thing to do in sports is trying to hit a 90mph fastball.
In anycase football has the fattest athletes.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 12:13pm.
Driving the ball is the easiest part. Its the putting and chipping thats a pain in the ass.
Lighting the joint during a windy day is probably the hardest part of golf :P
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But why do golfers seem so much more fit than baseball players...?I mean - those guys even have to run sometimes...not very far, sure, but still!
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Great tasting beer instead of less filling beer. And maybe steroids.
You'd think with the tight clothing they'd ease up a bit on the chicken wings and fries. Golfers have to wear bright colors and patterns so they like to keep it on the slim side. Plus riding the caddies is great exercise! LOL!
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 12:13pm.
Driving the ball is the easiest part
Sure. If you're an athlete.
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Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!