Hot Slut Of The Day!
Stove Top Stuffing! Because no high-class Thanksgiving is complete without canned cranberries and Stove Top! You will seriously impress absolutely everybody when you shovel a heaping serving on this processed deliciousness onto their plates.
And if you have a little leftover, you can do what I usually do with canned cranberries. Just throw it into a blender, add apple rum, blend and serve in the plastic cup of your choice (do they make plastic martini cups?). If you get a little sick, just mix it in with your Stove Top-tini and give it another go!
Beeeeelow is just one of the classic Stove Top commercials where the greedy ass kids love that shit so much that they arrange to eat it twice in one night. They act like it's laced with the good shit.
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I didn't try stove top til I was an adult (another italian here) but I do recall the canned cranberry sauce--still cylindrical, but SLICED and laying on its side. So you would get a little cranberry hockeypuck.
Growing up my mom always made Stove Top for Thanksgiving dinner, along with cranberry sauce in a can. I never ate the cranberry crap, because I don't like cranberries. THEN I got married and started eating Thanksgiving dinners with my husband's family. They make the best homemade stuffing! I can't stand Stove Top now because I've been spoiled for the good, homemade kind.
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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 11/26/2009 - 11:20am.
If you ever get a chance (and haven't seen this) watch this comic, Sean Collins. He does a hilarious bit on Canucks and rye.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtakgxOXPAQ&feature=related
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shit.. thanks for that. i've watched it through twice now. loved the swimming story. 'why don't you just give us the cheque now'. and glow in the dark hot wheels tracks. ice fishing on ecstasy .....shit..... i'd even forgotten about game 6! he's right! LOLOL
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I know it's totally ghetto, but I love me some Stove Top! My mom makes two kinds of stuffing from scratch and I still make her let me bring Stove Top (I know, I'm a horrible daughter).
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 11/26/2009 - 2:37pm.
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LMAO at Tofurkey!!! So funny! What is that? A turkey made out of tofu? :-)
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Hey there, little_rascal! Why yes, Tofurkey is a turkey alternative. I had it for our Thanksgiving in October. Quite honestly, it's a big tofu ball, but it smells and tastes kind of like a turkey when it's cooked. It even comes with wild rice stuffing. I'm a vegetarian, so this really fills the poultry gap for me at the holiday table.
Here's the Tofurkey link:
http://tofurky.com/tofurkyproducts/holiday_products.html
Hope you and yours had a wonderful holiday!
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I feel like I'm going to EXPLODE. It ain't Thanksgiving unless you eat 'til you nearly puke.
Cut to me popping the Pepto bismo. My MIL makes the freaking BEST sausage stuffing on God's green Earth. And turkey. And gravy. And potatoes.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 11/26/2009 - 11:57am.
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I gotta admit....I don't know how to make gravy!(booooooo)
But my Mom and sisters can rock that fukkin shit!
I'm so fat and full..I need a bed!
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edit to say....I had to put up with 7 fucking years of Polish Thanksgiving WITH RAISINS in the GodDamn stuffing...EW!
Submitted by CindyC on Thu, 11/26/2009 - 12:08pm.
People that hide raisins in their stuffing should be tortured.
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You're damned right. I admit to using Pepperidge Farm stuffing and adding extras.
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To this day I have NEVER had this shit.
My mother opined it was for lazy women with no imagination, no drive, or discernible cooking skills.
If this was your mama...my apologies!
Happy Thanksgiving, sluts!
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I gotta admit it, I use Stove Top. I haven't been able to eat real dressing since Xmas 1989 when my aunt made the worst dressing ever!!! I still remember it. Green.......
I have the worst luck of being born into a family where no one, male or female, can cook worth a shit. For Xmas 1996, the kids and I got food poisoning at my Grandma's dinner. After we got done eating, she said, "I'm so glad someone ate that ham. I've had it for 6 months". I ate the ham!!! My kids ate the ham!!! Thanks for the squirts, Grandma!!!
But, if she was here today, I would be more than greatfull to eat that poor old ham.
And yes, I do use the can cranberry. But, I forgot it today. I remembered while I was reading on here. Crap. But nobody missed it.
Happy Turkey Day Michael and all The D-Listed Sluts everywhere!!!
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LMAO at Tofurkey!!! So funny! What is that? A turkey made out of tofu? :-)
Stove Top is to cooking what white socks with sandals are to fashion.
A major faux pas.
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yeah - the best piece is that one that has the shape of the top of the can.
@Jazz 77
Can I come over to your place to eat? I LOVE those evil little game hens! Homemade cranberrie sauce..SWOON!
I always serve that nasty canned cranberrie sauce standing straight up. If I could, I'd use a dog bowl as a serving dish, since it's shape reminds me of canned Alpo.
"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel
The secret to great cranberry sauce is to NOT mush it down. It MUST retain the shape of the can it came it. Bonus points if served standing up!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I've got 6 Cornish hens cooking three Cajun style and three with an orange marinade.
(ppssst: I made fresh cranberry sauce with organic cranberries)
People that hide raisins in their stuffing should be tortured.
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lol!!!!!!!!
Yummy ham !!!!!
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@Twat muffin - do it! It is for real the best cheesecake ever.
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Triscuit, like stove top.I'm Italian so we get to have turkey AND lasagne!!!
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I wanna come! *seething with jealousy*
There are NO Italians here in Texas, I have not had good pizza or gravy since last time I visited NYC.
It's a desperate situation.
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Stove Top is nothing more than wood chips and saw dust with chicken-like flavor.
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I like stove top.I'm Italian so we get to have turkey AND lasagne!!!
YaY ME!
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Sugaroo -- I'm going to Trader Joe's to get that stuffing. I know what you mean about off-brand stuff; I, too, am skittish.
Impossible cheesecake sounds amazing -- I'm going to make it this weekend!
Fuck StoveTop! A, if you're making it on the stove range, or in the oven, or any other way besides in the bird it is dressing, not stuffing...and it also tastes like ass compared to the real stuff made from scratch. (But I like a more traditional dressing...none of this stupid-ass apple-sausage shit with 400 different kinds of rice, bread, vegetables and seasonings in it.)
haha yeah I've seen this comedy bit with Sean Collins CWord.. Hilarious !
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 11/26/2009 - 11:03am.
@C Word -- True dat. I have yet to see a happy drunk fueled on rye
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If you ever get a chance (and haven't seen this) watch this comic, Sean Collins. He does a hilarious bit on Canucks and rye.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtakgxOXPAQ&feature=related
OnT: I am thankful for people who stay on topic.
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Sugaroo it's called Impossible Cheesecake and if you google it around the internetz you'll find recipes for it, this one here is probably the closest to the one I have. I do make the sour cream topping (on the side though) and it's farking GOOD. It's really easy to make too.
http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1937,153165-230207,00.html
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We had Stove Top and the cranberry tube when we were kids.
Now we are supposedly all classy and shit, and it fucking sucks!
I want my Stovetop and cranberry! I want my canned green bean casserole with French's onion rings!
My Mom attempts to go all Martha Stewart on these recipes, FAIL!
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I make my stuffing from scratch. Its the only way to go on Turkey Day.
Apple Rum? Why haven't I heard of this before now??
I want a proper US Thanksgiving. One of these years, I tell you, it'll happen.
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Muffin, I don't like too much of their stuff because foods that aren't name brand make me skittish but if you can try their stuffing, do it. Makes Stove Top taste like sage-covered sawdust.
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David Letteman -- you HAVE to try Stove Top; it rocks! I eat it with cranberry sauce and all is good! I buy the cannister of it where you can get 12 servings of it, yet I have been known to eat half the can for one meal.
Sugaroo -- I have to try Trader Joe's stuffing; thanks for the hint!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
@C Word -- True dat. I have yet to see a happy drunk fueled on rye.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 11/26/2009 - 10:47am.
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Hahaha...it's okay until we break out the rye!
@EvilShoe: true, thanks! I had 2 different puffers for the pneumonia and Tamiflu for the Oinks.
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I made a Paula Deen recipe pumpkin cheesecake last night, which means it's loaded with sugar and butter and I can only allow myself a paper-thin slice of it, but it looks and smells scrumptious. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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Tonicbitch, WARM cheesecake? Wow! Can you describe it?
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thankful that Playgirl went with Levi and not Jon G.
LOL! Halle frickin luah for that I say.
I'm thankful that our thanksgiving doesn't last for 2 days like the 'murikans. There would be dead bodies lying around everywhere. Trust. ; )
My dear sweet Mum insists on making her own cranberry sauce, yet mixes up a big batch of Stove Top 'dressing' at Christmas and Thanksgiving. I know it's probably loaded with chemicals, but it works well as a side dish with the Tofurkey I bring along to eat at the holiday meal.
Happy Thanksgiving, America. Ours is long done - we celebrate our day in October.
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Thanks O - glad to hear you're better!!
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Sugaroo I love cheesecake warm. I have a recipe for it that I bake and serve it hot with fruit toppings, and it's awesome and people who haven't tried it that way before usually go nuts over it. So if your MIL says anything just tell her you meant to do that, lol
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Regarding the oinks....
Make sure if you know someone with it that the doctor treats for that AND pneumonia (sp?) they are saying the doctors aren't treating for both or looking for both, once they find you have one they don't investigate further.
And HELL YES to this Hot Slut!
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Christmas is around the corner!
@C Word -- ah man, I feel for ya, I fell victim to the oink-itis too and it was hands down the sickest I have ever been in my entire life. Glad you're better and back amongst the Dlisters.
The coffee sucks this morning!
Hope you guys all have a good meal. Sounds like it! Cheesecake!
I dunno what to expect from the place I'm goin. My roomie and I wish we could eat at the motel and get drunk, but we have to go to our buddy's olace.
I am gonna miss mom's turkey dinner. All made from scratch, and with BUTTER! Yeah, my mom is the Paula Deen of Louisiana!
Happy Thanksgiving Michael! Love the stove top stuffing.
Thanks,
Jamie
Vixen, I hope so. My maw-in-law lives for me to mess up. Last year I caught her snooping in our bedside table drawers. Oy.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 11/26/2009 - 9:56am.
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I was sick for awhile (the Oinks and pneumonia!), and when I got better I hopped on a plane to Italia to join a gf.
Hope all is good with you too (sorry for late response; new router issues)!
OnT: I am thankful for friends, family, good health (ha), food on the table, and vino in my glass. :)
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Stovetop is the BEST!!!
But I get the cornbread Stovetop and add Italian sausage.
I hook that shit up!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, MICHAEL K!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!!!
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I'm sure it will be fine, Sugaroo. Cheesecake is delicious no matter what.
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