Wednesday, November 25th 2009

On The Next Episode Of Semi-Homemade Cooking With Sandra Lee.....


Earlier, I posted a blind item about a celebrity who loves to spike their Thanksgiving dishes with shit that makes you see hundreds of twinkly stars around you. Well, this right here should be one of their main attractions. And it's legal!

O'Casey's Tavern in NYC is bringing all the drunks to their bar by serving 100 proof turkey on Thanksgiving. The bar's owner Paul Hurley says it has taken him three days and several bottles of fruit flavored vodka to get the turkey ready for its final cooking. Isn't that nice of Paul to get that bird boozed up before throwing it in the oven?

Paul said a serving of his vodka turkey won't get you drunk, but it might leave you humming.

Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow, I don't have time to whip this drunk bird up. So I guess I'll just do the next best thing by serving a few dozen bottles of vodka and a pack of Oscar Mayer sliced turkey.

Posted by: Michael K


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Anonymous101's picture

Awe, are you making Thanksgiving dinner this year, MK?? Me too!! OK, more like my lazy @$$ just ordered a dinner for 7+ guests from the local grocery store :P Anyway, hope your guests like the boozed up Oscar Meyers (all sorts of wrong, I know :P)

Happy Thanksgiving!! :)

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Mrs. Voorhees's picture

A wishbone I'd lick dry. Gobble, gobble horz!

MizRo's picture

Genny18: they probably dribble beer on the fajitas right before serving! Wa la!

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Now that sounds like a tasty fuckin bird!

Chirio's picture

this type of turkey should be legal at family gatherings...it's a MUST

Coma Caca!!

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Sugaroo's picture

Now we just need TV to actually get here and wind this place back up! TEAM TV!

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little_rascal's picture

Thanks, Sugaroo! I was confused, I thought maybe Team Valtrex was banned from DListed and had to use a new name or something.

I LOVE TEAM VALTREX!!!!!!

=) ty Sugar

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Sugaroo's picture

Rascal, Genny isn't TV. They just have similar avvies. It's alllllll good!

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Damn. What happened to the days when you cracked open a cold one and drank at your house. Americans are so damn lazy!
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little_rascal's picture

@ Genny18

Team Valtrex, is it you?

Whenever my uncles have a bbq their fajitas always taste of beer, can someone tell me how that happens if alcohol burns off?

...cuz I dont get it
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M.E.'s picture

I've done God knows how many "beer butt chickens" on the BBQ, I've tried every type of beer, vodka, rum, etc...it doesn't matter what kind of alcohol you put "in" the bird, it's not going to taste like alcohol, all the alcohol does is evaporate into a sugary steam to keep the bird moist.

I swear I've edited my profile 50 times today lol

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what a bore the holidays would be without drunken relatives. hurray for the alka-bird!
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Sugaroo's picture

Genny, so change it back! It's not a spitting image to TV's!

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I wanna change it back now but I like this sad clown bitch, she's grown on me

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ricki lake's picture

Yes, M.E. is right. The alcohol just adds some flavor, that's it. Anyone who spends Thanksgiving in a bar in Manhattan for liquored-up turkey is really, really sad or really, really alone. Either way I feel sorry for them.

M.E.'s picture

Um, when you cook something with alcohol in it....the actual "alcohol" part of it cooks off, so.....no drunky times.

Sugaroo's picture

Actually, I think he might be flattered! TV is easily distracted, especially by pink thongs.

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I knew it looked familiar! Changing it now!
*apologies, apologies all around*

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Sugaroo's picture

Genny has TV's avvie. *stepping quietly out of thread*

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Was HE drunk??
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Centaurious's picture

With a name like O'Caseys Tavern, I'm thinking the clientele would be so drunk from cocktail hour they wouldn't notice if the turkeys were injected with Gatorade.

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I_was_a_slave4U's picture

Im on all fours and waiting Michael K. ;D

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