Monday, November 30th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 25th!
Why even Jesus shouldn't be on Facebook. - The C Word
Runners-up:
Chet's Nuts Roasting On an Open Fire - loozer
Damn cats always look so different after they get shaved down. - upser22
You know the truly scary thing is I've had enough turkey and vodka that this picture makes me want to rub one off right now. - mercury rising
(Thanks Joan)
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Great, the one I posted when I was drunk made it in lol!!!
Congrats c-word!
Good job loozer and upster22!
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You make me wonder, did I live my life right.
Awesome job, funny hobags!!!!
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
These are brilliant... congrats, all!
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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK
Chet's Nuts Roasting On an Open Fire - loozer
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I coulda been a contender but for one fucking letter! Ack!
Nice work, funny hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Fucking brilliant. LOL Congrats.
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HOW IZ BABEHZ GETS MADE? -MK
Oooh good ones good ones!!! I beez laffin oot loud
Well done!!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Hilarious!
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Congratulations The C Word!! LOL
myloozerbaby - LOL!! Congrats! xo
Congrats upser22 and OH MY mercury rising!!! That killed me!! LMAO!!! Congrats sluts!
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Great job funny sluts!
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
Wooohooo! Congrats The C Word, loozer, upser22 &
mercury rising! C W♥rd & l♥♥zer!
PS Jesus is my facebook friend!
OH! Yay! I found this picture so funny and you all did such a great job!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Congrats everybody, great job.
Yay L♥♥zer!
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
Congrats winners, all funny!
LMFAO! These are all awesome.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Congrats C Word♥♥♥!!! You come back and win CT right off the bat!
Congrats to upser22 and MercuryRising too!!
I humbly say Danke Schoen.
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
All captions are fabulous!!! LOL!!!
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cangratz hurz
I wonder when the spammers will start to win the Caption This! contests....
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
*shakes head*
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(Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:58am)
-I'm rolling my eyes so hard I'm looking out my own asshole. -
Dennis Miller attempts to re-ignite his career by showing off his only talent - farting through his pie-hole instead of his mouth.
Seemingly this is the quickest and most effective way to rid oneself of a crab infestation, but as bob demonstrates it is a delicate task and not for the faint of heart!
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ChestNUTS roasting on an open fire.
You get the turkey, I'll get the lights.
SWM seeks same for, um, friendship: I like my cars fast, my women loose, my beer cold and my nuts warm.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Light My Firecrotch.
That's the last time I tell Uncle Shweaty to blow out the candles.
Whitney was right; crack is whack.
look like tommy chong is lighting the wrong joint!
Look chets nuts really are roasting on an open fire
do these candles make me look fat?
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Don't let those candles burn your stick!
oh, I thought this was how Michael K does Hannukah.
thanks but I only eat dark meat
The snapshots are back from Alice Coooper's Thanksgiving out at the cabin.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
No, that wasn't Mike's dick milk dripping out of her. It was hypocrisy. MESSY! --MK
Why you mad honey, you done said you wanted a fruit basket as the centerpiece for Thanksgiving! And you said strawberries?!! I thought you said DINGLE berries!
Haley Slaughter
After the Giants crushing defeat by the Broncos on Thanksgiving, despite attempted intervention, devoted fan Larry ended the night by eating 1000 hot wings and assuming the position...
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You make me wonder, did I live my life right.
I'm guessing that an industrial sized tube of "Preparation H" was somewhere on the menu that night.
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You make me wonder, did I live my life right.
Iffen yur grandpaw has ever crisped his ass hairs over the the dinner table candles, you might be a redneck.
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You make me wonder, did I live my life right.
You know the truly scary thing is I've had enough turkey and vodka that this picture makes me want to rub one off right now.
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You make me wonder, did I live my life right.
Una'bagger
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Sorry, Bob Ross, I may keep your happy little trees a secret, but this is where I draw the line.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
This photograph is taken mere moments before the fart joke gone terribly wrong that ended seventies porn star Rod Hamilton's career.
Sven always took the time to warm his balls before teabagging a new lady for the first time
Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire.....
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"SALT THE SNAIL"
CRAIG'S LIST: 51 y/o male looking to meet a man or woman or a turkey baster for daytime fun on Thanksgiving, be disease, drug and gluten free, no "smokers" , deep fryers, or jerkys..
in an attempt to distract herself from food, Kirstie Alley hired a local bum/gigolo to be naughty for her on this Thanksgiving holiday.
MOM! Uncle Bob is doing "that thing" again.
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Some like it hot, and some like to just burn their fucking balls off!
Oh, what a nice wood burning stove!
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and if that pic is not STRING EMIL than string emil needs to sue!
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