Baby Smiley Gives Sandra Bullock A Chola Makeover
Baby Smiley continued her mission of turning all of us into chola beauties by taking her Sharpie to Sandra Bullock's eyebrows on Lopez Tonight last night. Sandra agreed to the chola makeover, because she said she wanted to become "more Latin." I was waiting for my abuelita's chankla to hit her and George Lopez in the mouth after that was said.
When Sandra came out as "La Nalgona," an oldies song didn't play in my head and I didn't flinch like a hot razor was about to slice my cheek open. You know, Sandra's canvas just doesn't have what it takes to pull off the chola look. Sandra looked more like a deflated Michaela Romanini:
And if you can't look like a chola who can give a ten-week hickey in five seconds, then you might as well look like Michaela Romanini. So Sandra should keep up the makeover.
Below is a clip of Sandra's transformation from a plate of boiled watercress to the homegirl version of Michaela Romanini:
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I think Sandra was a good sport to do this but this fake chola fat ass bitch is not even Latina and she was indeed being to rough with Sandra...she fucking pulled her hair...as good a sport as someone is that bitch deserved to be punched in her fat face by jesse for being rough with his lady!!also they said they used sharpie but no way can u use sharpie on ur face and have it come off so easily u cant even get that off ur hands for a couple of days...
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My eyes!!! Who the hell is Michaela?
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That was pretty funny. Sandy was a good sport.
I can't imagine say, Nicole Kidman doing that.
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I was just scrolling down real fast and that face literally jumped out at me. Manbrows.
wow. that michaela chick looks like iggy pop's twin sister.
Submitted by Dgrin on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 1:56pm.
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fuckin right!!!
Stephen"aka Excuse My Beauty" def.needs his/her own show!
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Submitted by borg queen on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 2:34pm.
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I agree wit you and the jolly bean!
Fuck a sharpie,tattoo that shit!
use the sharpie for the outline for the tattoo!
damn that was funny...and Sandy was a good sport. I like her she seems down to earth and real, and never hear anything scandalous about her. That was great! Long live Cholas and Cholitas!!
damn that was funny...and Sandy was a good sport. I like her she seems down to earth and real, and never hear anything scandalous about her. That was great! Long live Cholas and Cholitas!!
Lean like a CHOLA Sandy!!!!!!!!
Hell muthafuckin Yeah!
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mad more respekt for Sandy James!
LoL
Note: Real cholas don't own computers, they just stand by the public telephone on the corner or meet up en el parke or go to the taqueria or something-eria
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Gotta love the catfights and S&F!
I like Sandra! I don't find her fascinating or anything, but I've never heard anything bad about her.
Can't stand her surgery nose.
Never could.
i got my brows waxed at the benefit counter yesterday. the chick told me that she used to live the la vida loca & is a recovering chola. to prove her street cred, she filled in my brows with thin-cholita sharpie glamour. my husband was quite impressed.
I love Sandra Bullock for different reasons.
We used to share the same DVD store in Austin and I met her and she is hot and funny and she better get a Golden Globe nomination this year or I might have to shank someone chola-style!!
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She looks like Halle circa 1992.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 1:26pm.
I love Sandra Bullock - though it saddens me to know that she slept around to get her big break in Hollywood. But I still dig her.
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She did? I always knew she had a lil freak in her. I mean she married Jesse James who last wife a porn star.
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Submitted by jollybee on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 1:16pm.
as far as chola girl/baby smiley she was being rough w/ sandy.. chola girl looks more like a Veterana! (isnt she samoan??) lol in my mind chola's look more like the chicks from Mi Vida Loca movie! shoot even Gwen Stefani had more of a chola look in her early No Doubt days, she even rocked the dickies! gwen was the shit, still is!
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I was thinkin the same thing. I also thought they tattooed their eyebrows too. I had no idea they use sharpies.
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At least she was game.
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Submitted by Vendicare on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 11:17am.
Don't hate me for my beauty
If we are thinking of the same one, it was a tranny chola who was arrested because some friends had stolen some balloons from a car dealership.
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YES! That's the one - wasn't it hilarious?
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is 'chola girl','excuse my beauty's long lost sister?.'Excuse my beauty' needs a sitcom.
if it were a race trade off, I'd take Sandy as my fellow Dominican and trade Sammy Sosa's fake ass white face!!
Sandy is rocking it! Love it!!
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I love Sandra Bullock! She seems so humble.
as far as chola girl/baby smiley she was being rough w/ sandy.. chola girl looks more like a Veterana! (isnt she samoan??) lol in my mind chola's look more like the chicks from Mi Vida Loca movie! shoot even Gwen Stefani had more of a chola look in her early No Doubt days, she even rocked the dickies! gwen was the shit, still is!
Sandra Bullock is so likeable.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 12:54pm.
Go to East LA and in Mexico to Michoacan.
There's tons of cholas (called chongas) in Miami.
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hmmmmmmm no i think i will look from afar they scare me !
maybe to michoacan , LOL , so funny chongas !!!!!!!
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DonkeyPunched on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 12:49pm.
Not at all. We be cool dude.
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Thankyou!
I am a lady though!!
Go to East LA and in Mexico to Michoacan.
There's tons of cholas (called chongas) in Miami.
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oh thank you because i was really confused , i saw some , NOT MANY , just a few girls that would qualify .
but when i went on vacation to LA i didn't saw them either , that is why i taught they were from the north !
thanks.
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 12:46pm.
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Not at all. We be cool dude.
Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 12:45pm.
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PEaches. Cholas are of 'chicano' origin. They are not typical northern mexican girls. At all.
DonkeyPunched,
NO! Did I come across bitchy? Sorry. You know what I do? I sometimes do not actually write out everything I am trying to say. I just half ass answers due to time constraints. I get lazy.
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okay i have a question , doesn't chola eyebrows have to be really thin and arched to be chola ??????
because sandys are really thick and angled , i don't know the first time i saw a chola was when i was visiting my fiancees parents in saltillo ( north mexico) , i have never seen a chola in mexico city , i guess is something from the north , also they tattoo their lip liner ewwwwwwwwww
sorry but i don't like it !
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 12:34pm.
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Im sorry.
Did I come off as cunty?
It was not my intention. lol
Bummer, it's a different (boring) clip, not the chola transformation vid.
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DonkeyPunched on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 12:11pm.
Sandra Bullock can easily play a latin/mediterranean girl. Except for needing more curves, she would not look very different than a lot of women in my state. YEah, I'm Mexican.
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That's cool.
I was only commenting on her after makeover look.
Not her actual everyday look.
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michaela romanini italian socialite , hmmmmmmmmmm yeah no i think sandy is waaaaaaaaaaay sweeter and nicer and prettier than romanini !
i really like sandra !
and she speaks german , yey !
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she looks funny.. "la nalgona" lol
The makeover is not on the video. False advertising!
Who is that scary Michaela person? I think she's even more grotesque that the "cat woman" Jocelyn Wildenstein!
Borg Queen -- thanks for telling us about George Lopez and his beef with Erik Estrada; I know have a newfound respect for George. Estrada has always struck me as a colassal asshole. I remember hearing a story years ago, from Estrada's ex-wife, who said he used to cut his toenails in the kitchen; I've been grossed out ever since.
Michaela Romanini is Megan Fox in 20 years -- anyone want to bet on that?
Cword, well that was a nice treat after what you went thru!
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 12:06pm
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Sandra Bullock can easily play a latin/mediterranean girl. Except for needing more curves, she would not look very different than a lot of women in my state. YEah, I'm Mexican.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
I grew up with Mexican cholas. She does not look Mexican chola here to me. More like a girl I knew who claimed to be Italian, Tongan, Puerto Rican and Irish mixed.
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