Wednesday, November 25th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Nene Anegasaki, a character from the Nintendo DS simulated- dating game Love Plus.

Nene got some virgin nerd to marry her without a prenup and she didn't even have to lick on his wang or show him her pixelated pussy. Take that, Aniston!

This past Sunday in Japan (of course), game user (and virgin forever) Sal9000 married Nene Anegasaki in a real-life wedding ceremony officiated by a real-life priest in front of a real-life audience. Nene gave a short speech. And no, it wasn't weird at all when Sal9000 started giving fellatio to his Nintendo's stylus after the priest yelled, "Kiss the bride!" You should see what he does to he screen. Nintendo should come out with a DS vagina attachment just for Sal.

And even though Nene married the fool, she still gets to mess around with other dudes on Love Plus. Bitch got game...LITERALLY.


In other news, thousands of Twitards just proposed marriage to their Edward Cullen dolls.

via Boing Boing

Posted by: Michael K


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Erika_Leigh28's picture

Now I know for sure the world is going to end and there is no God because if there was he would take one look at this fucked up species called humans and just implode the earth in on itself right now. What a freak this guy is.

Only in Japan

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ButtGrowth's picture

This is proof that dropping the A-bomb on Japan has made it's people permanently crazy.
Also, I never thought I'd see anime on Dlisted. I scrolled down and was like LOL WTF LOVE PLUS?

stake_spike's picture

What a freak. Instead of catering to his delusion has no one around him maybe thought about getting him help? I mean it's stated he's only had video game girlfriends? Japan loves the robots and I'm sure this guy will be the first in life to get his own Nene style Buffybot. Creepy.

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Dgrin's picture

I never though MK would care about Love Plus,this is sort of kakoii,desu!

Supertramp's picture

I'm in my 40's and too old to understand or care about it.

dbased's picture

At first glance I thought it was Pete Wentz and I'm still not sure that it isn't.

zomay's picture

CREEEPY. Her face is one of those cute innocent faces that turns on people and eventually goes crazy.

LIES! Nene is not a virgin! You got suckered.

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barelybeagle's picture

This is quite possibly one of the saddest things I've read about in awhile.

I wonder what their children will look like....

Yeah, this is beyond weird. If everyone in Japan follows suit, they are going to have to clone themselves to keep the population alive. This is a fucked up country! (and I would love to visit it...)

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Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 11:46am.

LOL What a fucking loooooooooooser!!

btw, Why do all Japanese anime characters look White?

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Take a good look at Sailor Moon one day. All the main characters are white and all the background characters are Japanese. I can't figure that one out. In hentai, the men often have black penises.

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Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:26am.

Chinpokemon OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

And umm not all Japanese men have small ones (grins)

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That's true! I had to bite my tongue over that the other day for saying they do! They do not! I like the way they make porn more than almost anyone tho - they're really into women's pleasure. That's refeshing! In a perverted kinda way.

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xerquina's picture

LOL What a fucking loooooooooooser!!

btw, Why do all Japanese anime characters look White?

This is retarded.

Disraeli_Ears's picture

LOL, LolaBetty - he DOES look like Ugly Betty in drag!

Wow...yeah...this is bizarre. The Japanese have some very strange individuals in their culture...but so do the Americans. But this guy? Beyond weird...disturbed even.

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

they're not legally married, right, RIGHT?

like someone else said "the gays can't marry, but this happened"????

I need answers please :)

Hello Kitty Ho Stroll's picture

As much as I like Japan and all their craziness, I cannot cosign on this fuckery.

Hello Kitty Ho Stroll's picture

Chinpokemon OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

And umm not all Japanese men have small ones (grins)

TheBreakdown's picture

Who said anything about wanting to get married?!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:08am.

OMMMMMMMMGGGLolololllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooo
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Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:06am.

God, Japanese men are so fucking WEIRD!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

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Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:06am.

YOU RACCCCCCCCCCCISSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

Lol - me ruv u rong time.
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Albatross's picture

Submitted by snowball on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 8:27am

I typed my response before I read yours. GMTA!

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Albatross's picture

God, Japanese men are so fucking WEIRD!

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Ruby Jackson's picture

And gays can't marry!

lotusbl0ssom's picture

these 2 have inspired me to come out with my true love, pikachu!

Me and Megatron (he's packing) have been on the downlow for so long, its only natural I'd marry his ass!

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yepyepyep's picture

this is sick and the worse part is that the guy is probably going to remain faithful to her and never get married or get laid
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox

ImpertinentVixen's picture

LOOSER!

I'm going to marry George Jetson, because I want that robot maid, automatic food dispenser, and moving walkway. We're sending Elroy and Judy to space boarding school (fuck that Galaxy High School, anyway).

We are definitely going to have the money to do this because Jane will be dispensed of in a divorce where she gets nothing. NOTHING! Because we totally have it on video that the cash-draining shrew was boning Mr. Spacely! So we're getting Spacely Sprockets, too! Take that!

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

I bet he jacky jacky he ritter dicky much rong time.
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angel_i's picture

Have you guys ever played Dating Sims games? Those girls only just say the same things every time. I wonder what it was that was so special about her....

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freebird's picture

You may as well just wear a sign that says 'I masturbate. A LOT.'

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

I am getting ready to marry Thelma from Scooby Doo. She is too ugly to be able to get another dude to fuck her, so I know she will be faithful, and all I have to do is feed the bitch a few Scooby snacks and she is good to go!

freebird's picture

ok wow.

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

This bitch doesn't have anything on the real Nene... "is your wig on too tight heifer?"
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angel_i's picture

What's insane is that HE's the one with the computer name.

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LolaBella's picture

He looks like Ugly Betty.

This is very weird.

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suckandfuck's picture

Supa supa kawaii desu~

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

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Submitted by snowball on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 8:27am.
*Dons flame retardent suit*

I hate to make generalizations (but I'm going to do it anyway), but Christ, the Japanese are weird.

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The Japanese sure love way underage girls. It's though out the whole culture..Weird man.
They're a bunch of pedos

snowball's picture

*Dons flame retardent suit*

I hate to make generalizations (but I'm going to do it anyway), but Christ, the Japanese are weird.

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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)

ZiggyStardust's picture

You'd think the artist would have sorted out that crooked nose as well.

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poopturd's picture

WHAT a loser!! LMFAO, he probably jerk off and cum on his DS.

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AnonymousBastard's picture

THAT CHEATING WHORE!!! I THOUGHT WEEEEE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL

I'll never forget you Nene :(

putsomestankonit's picture

Beyond pathetic

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chewba's picture

wtf...that video?

ZiggyStardust's picture

Do they make a version of this for chicks?

Nintendo stocks will go through the roof when MANiston gets a whiff of this.

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