Birthday Sluts

Jackie Stallone, just too beautiful for words!

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Get the fucking ads out of the comments section!!!

there are truly no words when it comes to the hotness that is Diane Ladd. genius. amazing actress.
has she been HSD? MK?
I love her in Lynch's "Wild At Heart". Genius.

Jacqueline looks good here , nice. a lot less melted and smeared than usual. I live for this one too. hotness. psychic. Alien. Sly was so hot in the 70s before the Hollywood Machine got a hold of him . Frank is a Vegas Showpiece of many decades now , 2 sons that are rich and famous ,you have alot to be proud of Jackie.

Don Cheadle, fab in "Crash" and "Boogie Nights" my 2 faves.

Joel Coen one of my fave directors.

Cathy Moriarty, brilliant , underrated.

HB Sluts.
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Submitted by Whatever on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 5:56pm.
Sorry to be mean to old folks but damn that lady is one fugly looking monster!

You have to think at some point the makeup ain't gonna help anymore.

I would hate to see her without the makeup. Most old ladies don't do such a good job with theirs. My Aunt always looks like someone ran over Ronald McDonald when she puts her own makeup on and she is 84.

I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.

Sorry to be mean to old folks but damn that lady is one fugly looking monster!

I have a sofa just like those lips.

If Cathy Moriarty is 49, I have not been born yet.

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You sure that isn't carrot top?

Yikes!

I love Don Cheadle, Cathy Moriarty, Kim Delaney, Howie Mandel and Joel Coen.
EDITED to add: Sly looks just loike his Mom sans make-up!

now now..this is us Dlisted (a face like J.Stallone) if we start with face plastic surgeries
Happy bday J.Stallone

Coma Caca!!

Either WIKIPEDIA or IMDB is wrong. I've read wrong shyt before in IMDB so I am not sure. Let's call Tom and ask him .. or is he still in prison?

Submitted by kbcan on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 12:42pm.

Why is there a picture of Carrot Top's
Mom posted today? Is she a celebrity?

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That's Stallone's Mom silly! Maybe you could call Carrot Top her long lost plastic surgery baby...

HB, hos!

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Why is there a picture of Carrot Top's Mom posted today? Is she a celebrity?

Tom Sizemore the actor WAS born November 29. Check his IMDB listing.

"Someone's at the door, Caleb."

Happy Birthday to Lucas Black, from one of my very favorite TV shows, "American Gothic."

DEAR GOD, WE MUST FIND THOSE GRANNY BATTERING THUGS WHO BEAT UP JACKIE AND LEFT HER WITH A DAMAGED, RAVAGED FACE!! What? She did it to herself? And paid money for it? Stupid cow.

I also thought that was Carrot Top, but then realized he usually wears more makeup than that.

Tom Sizemore DOB is Sept 29 NOT November 29 MK! Where do you get your facts? Drunk / hung over again? This is via his Wiki page which I tend to believe more than this hoar house.

Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 11:05am.

Well, Mr. Roo didn't go to Haavaaad. LOL! He went to MIT. In any case, it was so boring I wanted to strip off my clothes and run naked around the restaurant.

I got kicked out of the forum because a couple of assholes who shall be nameless decided they didn't like something I said and accused me of racism, which was 100% bullshit. The forum at the time (and maybe still) existed at the whim of two or three people and if they didn't like you - out you went. But I heard tell one of them got run out herself when she stepped too far into someone else's bidness. BWAH! Karma is la beeotch!

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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.

I thought that was Carrot Top in drag when I saw it! O_o yikes!

Wow - Jackie Stallone is getting into the Jocelyn Wildman league.......

Sugar!, Centy, I agree with you. If Cathy is 49 then MK is straight!
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What a joke! I was sneaking into the bars at 16 with a fake id back then, and she was AT LEAST 30, much, much older than us...she was so much older that I'm not even sure what area high school she went to, she graduated so much earlier than I did.

How was your torturous dinner with Mr. Roo's Haaaahvad friends? :)

Also, you were kicked out of the forum? Did you wildly misbehave? This makes me like you more!

I was almost kicked off Politico once, but they let me off with a one-week suspension and a stern warning!
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After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Thank you MK, your desensitizing sessions are working. I can acutally look at a picture of Jackie Stallone (or is that Carrot Top?) without feeling the burning desire to claw my eyeballs out!

HBD Biotches!!!

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Centy, I agree with you. If Cathy is 49 then MK is straight!

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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.

Cathy Moriarty grew up near me and I would see her sometimes in bars before Raging Bull, so please allow me the luxury of lmao at "49!"

Also, the sad thing is, Jackie looks better than Sly.

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After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

I really did think that was Carrot Top at first

Submitted by snowball on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 10:42am.
I read "Diane Ladd" as Diane Lane. I thought, bitch looks good for 77.
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Haha...I was thinking Cheryl Ladd.

Morning dlisters!
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A man who is "of sound mind" is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key.

She looks like she could be Carrot Top's mom, :(

Watch out Kate Goselin! You too can look like Jackie in a few years! And Happy Birthday to all!

I remember when she billed herself as a Psychic to the Stars. I wonder if she predicted she'd end up looking like a crumpled sheet of wax paper.

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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.

Ravishing!

This is the kind of radiant beauty one needs to wake up to after an all-night bender and leftover casserole.

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Bottom-feeder.

I read "Diane Ladd" as Diane Lane. I thought, bitch looks good for 77.

Oh Jackie, Jackie. Those eyebrows are pretty chola for a wacky old white woman.

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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)

Jackie, give it up. You're fucking 88 years old. NO amount of make-up and face-lifts are going to alter that fact.

Wash your face already. The war paint is embarrassing.

It's too early for any past, preent or future picture of Carrot Top.

HB to all the bitches!

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@NW...what celebs have is an anti aging formula. For every ten years they age they minus two years...eg. If Moriarty is 50 to us then really she is 50+(5x2)=60. See how easy that was...

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Happy Bday to Jonathan Knight, the one and only Mr. GQ.

Happy Bday to the other sluts out there. Famous or not.

Have a good day everyone. :-)

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Happy Birthday Andrew McCarthy who used to adorn my bedroom walls next to Rob Lowe and Robert Downey jr.
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First of all...GAK! That picture is horrifying!

Second...Cathy Moriarty used to be my age...WTF. She is youthening, along with Marg Helgenberger, who used to be my age, too. I guess I'll have what they're having.

JS hotness personified...or mummified...

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MK, you just made me regret asking you for a new picture! Damn you!

HB to Anna Faris, one of my girl crushes.

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"Watch the face, Asshole!" -BK

It's so sad to see women who do everything possible to cling onto their youth and end up looking like a fucking clown instead of the sweet old grandma she could've been.

Sweet Jesus, what a thing to see first thing Sunday morning.

This could be the most effective form of birth control ever invented.

Happy birthday Howie Mandel and Don Cheadle.

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Carrot Top in drag?

Ha! Scarfnbarf! I thought the same thing! Perhaps they meant dog-years.

Also, we can see who CLove fashioned her lips after.

Jermajesty's Secret Service

Jackie is 88? I actually thought it was Carrot Top!

Cathy Moriarty - 49? I just got my first laugh of the day.

Ahh, Jackie Stallone is fucking HOOOOOT! *Sizzle*

I never know shit on these lists!

Take her out of the oven, she's done.