White Oprah Has Such A Giving Soul
While Oprah was banging wish bones with Gayle King, and St. Angie supervised Maddox's crank calls to Obama, White Oprah was feeding the world with one scoop of microwaved vegetables at a time! And she did it from the middle of her heart. I would say from the "bottom," but I think that part is already occupied by piles of Adderrall and fake tan dust.
At a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon in Port Washington, NY yesterday, White Oprah and her family shoveled deconstructed Hungry Man meals onto the plates of needy people living with Autism. Afterwards they played a fun game of "Are You Smarter Than A Lohan?," and everyone came out a winner. Everyone except the Lohans.
Here's more of future Nobel Peace Prize winner White Oprah with Ali Lohan (who is obviously in the final stages of menopause), some post-op who just got hit in the head with an anvil and the always-lovable Nana Lohan.
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Ali Lohan is a mega cunt. It's rather sad because she has no discernable talent and she isn't even a "celebrity". Yet somehow she feels entitled just because her drug-addcited sister is.
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Ali looks clean and normal. No insults from me (this time).
I've seen Ali in person a couple of years ago. Ali is actually very pretty when her hair is its natural red. She's not very nice, though.
Submitted by whole lotto luv on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 11:26am.
I think Ali looks like a Tanya-era Patty Hearst in that first photo. Give the girl a beret and a machine gun. She'd be better off robbing banks with the Symbionese Liberation Army than doing anything with white/orange/creamsicle oprah.
Interesting look-a-like comparison. Ali needs to be de-programmed from the Hohan clan just like Patty Hearst.
I always feel like kicking WO in the face. Her daughters will be dried and used up by 23 for reals, Blohan serves as evidence. Ali looks fairly plain and flat here? Did she throw up her boobies or what?
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Did Miss Ali get her boobs "undone"? I remember seeing photos where she looked HUGE.
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Yep I remember those 'cantaloupes under skin' bikini pics of her. A mystery, as she does look pretty flat here. However, as she does look clean and isn't wearing her sister's line of whore stockings, I'm not going to dish out the hate.
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 9:31am.
Did Miss Ali get her boobs "undone"? I remember seeing photos where she looked HUGE.
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I was wondering the same thing.
Ali is looking more like her age for a good change! Bravo!
I don't get it...who is white oprah?
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Nana Lohan is the devil. Only Satan herself could be the matriarch of this bunch. I suspect the cuddly look is a front sort of like "MOM" from Futurama.
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@GIG: I figure the WHOLE thing is all about showcasing Ali's new "age-appropriate" look. Sure of it, in fact.
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It's SO charitable of these assholes to take time out from their fame-whoring.
Pffft. Like they would have shown up if there weren't cameras around.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 11:11am.
Yes but those weave hairs can pull double duty as dental floss!
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And now i'm doubled over barfing.
I think Ali looks like a Tanya-era Patty Hearst in that first photo. Give the girl a beret and a machine gun. She'd be better off robbing banks with the Symbionese Liberation Army than doing anything with white/orange/creamsicle oprah.
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Submitted by over here on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 11:06am.
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Yes but those weave hairs can pull double duty as dental floss!
If your dishing out food tie your fucking hair back! Cant stand how these celebs (yes i know thats a laughable word in this situation) do their "charity work" and have their hair hanging over food that other people have to eat. Fucking Nasty.
Agreed re: Ali. She looks clean and young with traces of freshness still visible.
I wonder where her sister is? Or better yet, who and what her sister is doing.
White oprah lol!
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Ali actually looks like a normal teenager here. She's appropriately dressed and isn't wearing tons of war paint. Gotta love Nana Sullivan. The other "blonde" woman next to WO must be a relative.
Come at me bitch!
Ali Lohan is no great beauty (her sister got all the looks before she destroyed them). However, while she looks much older than 15 or 16 in these pics, at least she looks somewhat normal and not like some Vegas hooker.
Jill: Nana is tres trendy with her animal-print collar! She's the most elegant of all!
although they are only doing this for publicity, because come on how the hell the papz knew where they were?
is nice to see the pretend care,
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Ali Lohan only looks 19!
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Was Ali Lohan the inspiration for Mariah Carey's look in Precious?
The Nana is the best looking one here.
Love her collar.
This picture http://dlisted.com/node/34979/images/lohanthanksgiving9.jpg makes me think Ali might be the older sister ... WO's older sister !!
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I can only assume that if WO is here, there must not be a 'Millions of Milkshakes' in Pt. Washington.
And I think I saw Ali's sweater at the ugly sweater store.
I'm happy (it's all relative) to see Ali away from the influences of her sister in LA: and though her haircut may be unbecoming, she looks clean and appropriately dressed.
Ali went to CostCutters and asked for the Minnesota hausfrau hairdo.
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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
I hope the soundtrack was Ali's seminal A Lohan Christmas.
I agree with those of you who think Ali looks YOUNGER in these pictures...I'd guess 35, tops.
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The final stage of menopause is death.
"some post-op who just got hit in the head with an anvil"
HAHAHA!
"final stages of menopause"
HAHAHAHA!
Can't stand those Lohans.
She looks more like Orange Oprah.
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White Oprah should be grateful this Thanksgiving that her progeria-ridden daughter was able to dispense slop to the masses rather than curling up in a rocking chair, crocheting an afghan and watching her stories.
If Ali wasn't so obnoxiously entitled, I'd feel sorry for her pathetic ass, but she deserves abuse for thinking she's in any way talented.
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Gawd, in a lot of those thumbnails WO could be Blohan. 'Til you click them & realize it's Blo looks about 20 years older than WO!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 9:53am.
The Lohans just won't go away.
Won't the earth just crack open for a moment and swallow them all up?
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I think we'd have better luck if the Crack earthed open for moment and smoked them all up.
"Wait, wait... we can't get started... the camera crew isn't here yet! This will make everyone forget about Lindsay's 'troubles'"
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 9:37am.
Publicized charity. The last refuge of the celebrity scoundrel.
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Agreed 100%, I bet $20 that they sought for the "cleanest poor people" and the best background zone for these pictures, bathing themselves in purell between shots.
I am still in shock that they let these people serve food without gloves and hairnets...mark my words:one Lohan hair is all it takes to test positive for drugs. One day your enjoying a lil' turkey and dressing and BAM! a week later you are in rehab!
The Lohans just won't go away.
Won't the earth just crack open for a moment and swallow them all up?
it's her nose, did dhe make it bigger? WTF?
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 9:27am.
Last thumbnail sooo sexy. Gotta find the right old crazy, take out their dentures while they sleep and go to town on their face, and by go to town I mean fuck their face. Getting a part time job at a hospital is so easy too and there's no surveillance in the rooms. Think about it.
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Ontopic:
Why does ali Lohan still look like she needs control panel on her jeans, even though she is not wearing make up and is dressed in (ugly) age appropriate clothes? WTF
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 9:38am.
Oh, and Lynds, babe, boobers, take a good look at mom because that is you in 3 yrs tops: OLD and USED UP.
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I think you mean look at Aly.. that's what she'll look like.
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I think Ali looks really plain in these pictures, not pretty at all
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
On Chelsea last night, they were talking about some survey of the worst celebrity parents and the Lohans topped the list. They were ahead of John Phillips (#2), Joe Simpson, Joe Jackson, etc.
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WTF?
Where are the hairnets and gloves at, Ladies????
Oh, and Lynds, babe, boobers, take a good look at mom because that is you in 3 yrs tops: OLD and USED UP.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.