The Empress Of Lucite Turned Chace Crawford Into A Man!
I knew there was a good reason for why Chace Crawford's face always looks like heaven's rays are shining upon it while the whispers of angels pass through his golden locks. Okay, I never thought that, but I do now.
The Empress of Lucite tells Star Magazine that she used her exquisite lucite heel to pluck out Chace's plump cherry! Shauna was Mrs. Robinson to Chace's Ben Braddock.
According to Shauna, the two met at a college party in 2003 when Chace was just 18 and she was 32. Shauna said, "He was so incredibly beautiful — I immediately fell in love with him!" Chace melted into Shauna's arms and the two began a secret love affair which lasted for a year. Shauna even gave Chace a key to her lucite palace.
One of Chace's friends added, "Chace told me, 'Shauna was the first girl I ever had sex with! She blew my mind, and I'll never forget it!'"
Eventually, Shauna realized that her mission was complete and she fluttered off to continue to spread her beauty to the rest of the world. Chace went on to star in Gossip Girl and the rest is history.
And now Ed Westwick completely understands why Chace always wants him to wear a pair of lucite heels around the house.
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I totally believe this story - Shauna is the only woman on earth who could turn me str8 with one flip of that elegant cooze....wait a minute, what the FUCK am I saying?
Forget that comment.
God, I 'd love to lick that treasure trail of Chace's....mmmmmmmmmmm
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Hey! I believe the story! Chance experienced his first beard/hag! Its a right of passage!
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Please, please tell me that if this is true, they practiced safe sex. I wouldn't touch that lady with a ten foot poll!
Yuck!
She is gross!
LoL @ starfishing.
Exactly what I said...
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that story is a lie. chace is cute, never seen gossip girl.
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So uh, did she say who wore the strap-on? Or was it a double sided dildo?
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she's got a hermie peen prolly
She is so full of shit, maybe it was in her dreams??
yeah, we are supposed to believe that Chase called her a "girl"
Does this mean that Shauna is a lesbian? I think it does.
LOL at all the comments saying that's why he's gay.
Still LOL. You bitches are the best, man.
Girl??? More like ancient alien hive queen.
Submitted by Golden on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 7:28pm.
Sorry, but this smells like bullshit.
First of all, I saw the little clip of her sex tape (really wish I could turn back time and erase that memory) and it did not look like she could blow anyone's mind. Second, a 32 year old mother at a "college party"--what is this Animal House?! And finally, a year long secret love affair? Please, the man is gay and she is nasty.
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JELLY HATER!!!! *drunkenly stumbles on one of four exquisite lucite heels* YOU WISH YOU LOOKED LIKE THAT...*burp, fart....barf...*...Oh, what? Like you are a hwater drunken DListed mess? Bitch, please...I have eaten dirt and passed out in my own sick in better lawns and gardens then you can even imagine, so don't even.... *puts up tiger paw*....
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I'm envious...and I really hope it happened that way.Fantasy come true.Shauna did'nt always have "duck face"...and around that time her body would've been as "premium creamy" as it is now.Break-in game PROPER.
The only way this makes sense to me is if Shauna Sand is saying that she used to be SHAUN Sand.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
To paraphrase Avenue D...
"He's just a fag anyway!"
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Cheesus help me, but he is pretty.
*reports self, tazes self, dives into carton of gelato*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
So, did she fuck him when she was still married to Lorenzo Lamas? That would mean she was fucking an 18 year old right about the same time she was FUCKING HER HUSBAND LORENZO LAMAS AND HIS 17 YEAR OLD SON AT THE SAME TIME.
God I hate this twat...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
No wonder he's gay.
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
I had the first thoughts as many of you without even seeing the posts ...
What in the world was a 32 year old doing at a college party?
She is only 38 now? I thought she was WELL OVER 40. She looks way beat -- and the plastic surgery isnt helping things.
Sorry, but this smells like bullshit.
First of all, I saw the little clip of her sex tape (really wish I could turn back time and erase that memory) and it did not look like she could blow anyone's mind. Second, a 32 year old mother at a "college party"--what is this Animal House?! And finally, a year long secret love affair? Please, the man is gay and she is nasty.
BAAAAAAARF.
There's a mental image I didn't need. I'll echo what others have said: What was a 32-year-old doing at a college party?? Nasty skank ho.
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Submitted by guilty of being... on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 3:59pm.
If this chick is 38..then I am 22.
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Shit, no kidding. This makes her a year younger than me. NOT BUYING THAT.
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
mmmm i like that
How utterly embarrassing. Last year I ran into a dude who was one of my firsts (3rd base in public first) and he was totally fug, had to ignore his ass. It might seem very shallow and insensitive, but dude was fuggggggg, I just couldn't.
hmm yeah right
sounds more like he paid her a lot of cash to say all that shit ... she needs the cash ... and he needs people not thinking he's gay...
nasty, I would not be proud of that...she is such a skank...
Lawd she's ugly. What was she doing at a college party at the age of 32? Stripping?
Random.
"There are three things I'm afraid of clowns, homeless people and drag queens" - Jeff Lewis
So Lucite turned him gay.
She's proud of this?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
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apparently this lucited vagina gets her rocks off by molesting barely legal dudes at college parties...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
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Doesn't anyone have standards anymore?
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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
Can't help but wonder if her clit is lucite as well!
Priceless!
Wasn't this a storyline on Desperate Housewives?
Submitted by squiggles on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 3:59pm.
Empress is only 38?! That is some OLD lookin lucite. Yick.
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damn! that bitch looks rough for 38! i was thinkng like mid 40's
Classless skank, at least now we know why he's a twink.
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she needs to get to work on Taylor Lautner next...
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Nothing sadder than a thirty-something going to college parties. I mean, don't those already get lame when you are around 21? Tops. But damn she is a beast. If I were Chase I would deny that and hope there is no photographic proof.
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Prove it! I need to see a sex tape STAT!
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Empress is only 38?! That is some OLD lookin lucite. Yick.
If this chick is 38..then I am 22.
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Submitted by SakeBomb on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 3:54pm.
why was this skank cruising college parties at 32 years old? i guess the young'uns can't smell the desperation?
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I was thinking the same thing. I think the only thing true about this story is that on earth there are people who answer to the names Chase Crawford and Shauna Sands.