Tuesday, November 24th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Tommy Girl knows how to handle a big loaded gun - Just Jared

Who would you rather titty fuck? - Hollywood Tuna

Isn't Miley Cyrus aware that she's now known as "Noah Cyrus' sister"? - Lainey Gossip

When is Elisabeth Hasselcrack going to "smarten up" and get her lips stapled? - Towleroad

We've already seen Tila Tequila's titties, tampon string and most of her internal organs, so we might as well see her sucking dick (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Kim Kardassian should dip the rest of her body in powder so it matches her face - Egotastic!

The truth is Zac Efron wept because they wouldn't cast him as Tinkerbell - Hollywood Rag

A picture from the inside of RPattz's magical forest hair - Cityrag

Ryan Phillipe's nipples are out - Popsugar

Lindsay Lohan, now's your chance! - Celebitchy

Now this is a party - SOW

Hopefully, the producers clear the Big Brother house of all radiators - Holy Moly!

Ear fungus - Socialite Life

RiRi and her Christmas gift bow shoes - ICYDK

Mimi is still as humble as ever - I'm Not Obsessed

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Tem's picture

I'm not saying her face has that my-first-photoshop look to it but her face has that my-first-photoshop look to it.

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starfishing's picture

Nomore surgery 4 KIM!

Frost's picture

@My Baby...:

Tommy just needs to break out his Amazing Technicolor Dream Hanky and stop living the lie.

*commits those codes she didn't know to memory, eff what she learned in class today*

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My Baby is a Tramp's picture

Frost-Think Tommy G is doing "Nob Hill Blues." Blue as in the bandana he wears on the right.

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I like(d) SOV, but I don't get this reference to a radiator. Is there any or is this just a 100% payola story to keep someones name in the headlines?
I don't like payola, but hey Micheal k has to eat too...

Centaurious's picture

Nice 'do, TG.

The "Ruprecht" from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is very up-to-the-minute.
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mcnightmare's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 4:02pm.
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i had to share the trauma. what better place than dlisted.

seriously, did you see it? i find it hard to believe that thing is actually attached to a human body.

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angel_i's picture

Go Lainey! Tell it, sista!

and mcnightmare: good name for you with those links man.

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mcnightmare's picture

it wasn't on tequila's site -i misspoke. many apologies. it was wherever that drunken stepfather found it - THAT site. some porn site.

thi blonde chick was dressed up like little red riding hood and the guy was the big bad wolf, i guess. shit, it was like she was sucking a two by four.

http://www.4tube.com/videos/59326/laci-laine-in-her-special-outfit-sucki...

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Frost's picture

Is Tommygirl doing "Blue Steel" so we know he's serious about shooting a fake gun?

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TheBreakdown's picture

Sarah Palin + Carrie Prejean + Elisabeth Hasselcrack = the trifecta of ignorance

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Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

When is Elisabeth Hasselcrack going to "smarten up" and get her lips stapled?

Around the same time Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean do, which will be never. We'll have to endure their shrieking, idiotic, holier-than-thou "Christian" WILL-NO-ONE-THINK-OF-THE-CHILDREN?! drivel until the end of time. None of them care that they're completely incoherent and hypocritical.

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Tila Tequila is snakelike.. I'm not surprised she can unhinge her jaw like that.

Actually, now that I think about it, she's more like a ferrett
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jack-n-the-hat's picture

I'd rather see Flamerace on Good morning America than watch Tila Tequillme suckin dick.
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Megan_'s picture

Elizabeth Hasselcrack and Eva Longwhoria: 2 bitches i would love to punch in the face

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

It says Tammy "hung upside down from a wire" but what they were really trying to way was that Tammy "was upside down getting her fudge packed real good by someone who was really HUNG!"

NoAnjl's picture

LOL, this pic cracks me up. What a douche.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Tammy looks like a 50ish homosexual trying to look 22!

Which, by the way, is exactly what she is!

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Hasslecrack probably does those things in her own bedroom. Hypocrite.
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Jeepster's picture

The bitches on the View ain't dumb - Hasselcrack is there for a reason: ratings. She is a lightening-rod for the right-wing nutbars, and can always be counted upon to be completely transparent.

I am always wondering if she is for real - or if this is just an act.....

Babs would have her off the show in a heartbeat if she weren't bringin in the bacon....

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

snowpiece's picture

Brandi: I thought that was the name for the longest, Towelrod" LOL

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mcnightmare's picture

oh my god.

at the tila tequila site i clicked on a video and saw the BIGGEST FUCKING DICK I HAVE EVER SEEN.

i thought it had to be plastic but apparently it was real. it was 9 1/2 feet long. she could barely get it in her mouth.

was it stunt dick?

i am traumatised.

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and a (KA CHING)
and take your money

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

As much as I love titty fucking I would have to reply "neither"!

Whatever's picture

Tommygirl looks like a midget it that photo.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Oh goody gum drops and kittens with mittens, Hasselbitch has spoken about Glambert.

Am I the only one who reads "Towleroad" as "Towelrod"?

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

"When is Elisabeth Hasselcrack going to "smarten up" and get her lips stapled?"

Does the stapling include her vulvar lips so that she'll quit reproducing?

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