Wednesday, November 25th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 24th!

Introducing the 'Catherine the Great' dildo - The Hoople

Runners-up:

Turns out Miley's stalker was after Trace this whole time... - Tweetarded

Pissed off at Jimmy Johnson's four wins, Jeff Gordon flips his Mustang. - NoAnjl

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Danasaurus Sex's picture

I still loved the "Polish Calvary" one!

The Hoople's picture

NoAnjl!!! Pop the cork and send the maid home. I cummin to celebrate!

p.s....the maid can stay if you're into that sort of thing....

NoAnjl's picture

♥♥♥♥HOOPS♥♥♥♥ CLEVER - LMAO! LOVE YOU!! XO Congrats!

Congrats also to Tweetarded and thank you MK and all MY LITTLE TURKEYS ON DL!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL! (muahs)
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suze's picture

Great job sluts!

PS Provy: Ed's dead, Baby. Ed's Dead. Still my fav.

Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!

urmomma's picture

Hahahahahah! Good job winners!

Ophelias evil twin's picture

that little hookah NoAnjl must hold some sorta record.. "Tell her what she's won Johnny ... " ; )

Congrats to all the Dsluts !

freebird's picture

Congrats The Hoople, Tweetarded & NoAnjl!!!

OurMissC's picture

Yay for The Hoople! I loved that! Congrats also to Tweetarded and NoAnjl.

Patience, loozer, patience.

loozer's picture

Congrats Hoople, Tweetarded and ANJL♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!

@Our Miss C, Curses! Foiled Again!
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Have a Happy Thanksgiving but be careful carving the Big Bird!

I couldn't lead this horse to the water. So I'm gooing to carry his lazy ass there!

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starfishing's picture

Heidi and Spencer's Sex Tape?

mb00's picture

See!!! Mariah Carey is NOT that heavy.

http://www.inked-up.com/profile/RaulRules

Oceannia420's picture

♪ Life's a bitch when you are Amish!!

I haven't seen this much dead weight being hauled around since Jada Pinkett-Smith.

Anorexorcist's picture

back in the old days this is what psycho ex's had to throw a brick at....then he'd make damn sure you saw it.

In Soviet Russia, horse ride you.

scarletsascha's picture

Matthew Broderick is beginning to get annoyed at SJP's frequent fainting spells.

jalynne's picture

Brokeback Mountain 2 goes straight to DVD.

jenny19119's picture

Khloe brings home a midnight snack and hair for her sisters, aLl in one.

Migs's picture

SJP reenacts the final scene from a remake of "An Officer And A Gentleman" when Richard Gere saves her from the glue factory.

ReallyNow's picture

The original Trojan man.

ReallyNow's picture

Zac Effron figured that if he couldn't beat the keeper of the Unicorn forest at the next MTV movie awards, he would try and kidnap him instead.

Manimal5's picture

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 5:46pm.
After nine days, he tried to let the horse run free, but it was dead. He didn't even know it's name.

A horse with no name? Hehe.

When Kirstie Alley orders chinese food, she expects it in 45 minutes or less.

Cake666's picture

In Sovjet Russia horse rides you!

One-trick Pony's picture

Though he'd transitioned quickly into a Christian side hug, Ivan suspected his secret was out.

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Having done far too many things he's ashamed of, Vlad's monkey turned into a horse on his back

cs182's picture

So Cindy called and asked you to bring over some Trojan's?...And you're bringing that?....Yeah, let me know how that works out for you.

cs182's picture

"Willlburrr....I'm wasteedddd"

cs182's picture

Deleted scene from Sarah Jessica Parker's new movie "Did you hear about the Broderick's?

AMF's picture

Evidently this man can do more than lead a horse to water.....

mr hands just jeezed in his grave

SATANDEZ's picture

"No, Mr. Polanski, I won't trade my little sister for that."
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When SJP is too drunk to walk home from the club.

Whores, Klitschko, W-H-O-R-E-S, not horse. I said go get some whores!

Vlad, my brother, we have had a misunderstanding. I said that for Thanksgiving, the first course would be turkey. I did not ask for Horse Jerky.

Wanted's picture

Matthew Broderick carries SJP home after another night of wild debauchery in golden fields.

OurMissC's picture

Madame Tussaud's replica of SJP should be on display any day now. An uncanny likeness.

angel_i's picture

Well, kicking it didn't work!

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"But I'm only 27!"
"Yeah, but that's 59 in Bunny Years."
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Centaurious's picture

After nine days, he tried to let the horse run free, but it was dead. He didn't even know it's name.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

After failing to inject the entire vat of Botox into her face, Nicole Kidman decided to use the rest on her horse.

Ekiria's picture

In Soviet Russia, you carry horse.

Vern's picture

Mr. Ed thought he was a playa
but he was just a neigha.
Started messin wit my crew,
They knew just what to do,
And now he just some glue

Jermajesty's Secret Service

SJP-"Can you give me a lift downtown to get some new shoes...and a wax?"

Vern's picture

Brett Michaels chooses the fairest "skank of love" contestant.

Jermajesty's Secret Service

Dennerietskie's picture

Grace Jones on her Farewell-Tour.

k_a_s's picture

So that's what Tori Spelling looks like without make-up.