Open Post: Hosted By A Bad Bitch Mother Squirrel
If these pictures have been Photoshopped or doused with fakery, don't fart on my buzz by telling me.
After the jump is a touching, thrilling and heroic story of a mother squirrel defending her baby friend from an asshole of a dog! The pictures speak for themselves, but it helps if you play the Jaws theme in the beginning, the Indiana Jones theme in the middle and The Color Purple theme at the end. JUMP!
"Oh hell nawl! Come at me, bitch!" - Mother Squirrel
"I will fuck you in the teefs, dog!" - Mother Squirrel
"Eat my squirrel! EAT IT!" - Mother Squirrel
"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel
Wait. Do you think the dog was just lonely and trying to become friends with the baby squirrel? Aw. They could've been the new Milo & Otis. Naw. For storytelling purposes, let's just choose to believe that the dog was trying to eat it.
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without reading all these pages...if nobody has said it already then let me be the first: Squirrel Momma is a HOT SLUT!
NIGHTY BEHBEHS !!!!!!!!
LUV YOU ALL
TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scarfnbarf
EVERYBODY !!!!!!
XOXOXOOXOXOXOX
OFF TO BED !
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totally making necklace too !
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Yes, I saw the vag necklace - hilarious - a real conversation starter....and very affordable I might add.
nighty ScarfnBarf!!!!
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ScarfnBarf
TITS got me hooked on that site , so funny , i am tempted by the vagina necklace , but i totally wanna rock that pussy bottle at the gym !!!!
ESCANDALO !
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Peaches. Can we put that margie on ice? I have gots to go to bed. G'nite!
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 2:07am.
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Hope I didn't miss you... hola, hor!! :))
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You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler~~ MK
man now i am going to have to throw away all my latex stuff and whips and what not !
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I have perused Etsy for hours but have never bought anything - this site has more to offer.
TITS
really big hairy sexaaaaaaaaaay man , prefer blondes , uh ????
yeah okay , i think i will settle for cute , sensitive guys , oh well is mah cross to bear ( PUN intended )
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pull it off???
is that sex talk?
I don't think bears like sex, and I know they have a thing for blondes.
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OMG - Hilarious... now I get TITS avie. I love the naked sailor boy.
i would do the bear , but i am afraid i would not be able to pull it off.
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@ scarfandbarf
check it out , http://www.regretsy.com/
is in vaginas !!!!!
LOL!
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No one wants hairy water.
TITS!!!
is there any other hair color???????
uh ? what ?
yey ! imma doing the bottle thingy , but is taking a wee bit long , maybe friday , i hope !!!!!
TEAM FIRECROTCH (sp)
miss peaches if ya nasty !
i choose lipstick red yarn , is looking lovely : )
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YOU'RE NEVER!!!
Is your crochet vagina going to have red hair? i assume you're doing the water bottle cover right?
heehee. nasty.
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wait i need to prepare the whole charade !
don't mind me imma working this blender like there is no tomorrow !
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Better make it a pitcher - the party is getting heated.
OY!!!!!!!
MARGARITAS FOR ALL OR SHOTS IF YOU LIKE IT FIERCE !
BGRRRRRRRR
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TITS!!!!!!!!!
for you the whole bottle !!!!!!
how ya doing !
i am starting that crochet pussy !
hopefully will finish it by friday , *crosses finger *
muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !
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Testing new phone, don't mind me
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Dry Silver Patron gimlet straight up - YES PLEASE:)
*dials phone*
brrrrring brrrrrring
hola?
Hello? Peaches? MARGARITA ME!!!!!
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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 1:56am.
Vcool. LOVE Mexico, but have never been to Mexico City.
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cool!!!!
any time you feel like a margarita , give me a call !
xoxoxoxoxox
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Vcool. LOVE Mexico, but have never been to Mexico City.
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 1:48am.
Peachy - I know I am tardy to the party - but may I ask where do you live?
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hi nighty , no is ok i live in mexico city !
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so i was watching this movie , with parker possey and danny devito ,so funny i really loved it amazingly mischa barton was there too and she was not annoying at all , i called "my g spot" , yeah is about that , but in a funny way looooooooved it !
i also watched this movie with naomi watts , i think is called ellie ....something , okay don't remember but is really cool , basically she is playing herself when she was struggling to make it as an actress , but some of the stuff she did reminded me of my friend so much and is true most actors are weird , is such a weird way of living , i could never be so uncertain about life in general , i think i would go crazy !
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Peachy - I know I am tardy to the party - but may I ask where do you live?
i am falling in love with gaga !
she is sooooooo nice
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lady-gaga-throws-fans-a-pizza-party/31733?nc
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NO ONE RAINS ON MY PARADE !!!!!!
tonight ........................
scimmietta !
sorry had to edit
but thanks for pointing that to me !
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Submitted by quality assmonkey on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 1:30am.
ORALE es paid y not payed baboso. tengo education! orale pues!
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ORALE !
fine but it was italian and it meant silly , baboso is stronger and for a boy , use babosa or tonta is better !
so do you like YOUR place ?????
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ESE!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!
LUVS U , BUT YOU KNOW THAT !
I FEEL LIFE IS GONNA BE PEACHY FOR BOTH OF US !!!!!!!!!!
ALWAYS !
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ORALE es paid y not payed baboso. tengo education! orale pues!
ORALE es paid y not payed baboso. tengo education! orale pues!
Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 1:13am.
congrats, p-80!... *smooch* right back atcha!
fortune cookie says.. peaches is gonna be just fine in this life and all the rest!
i gotta hit the hay... hi and bye to all of ya!
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Submitted by quality assmonkey on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 1:21am.
everyone has a first apartment, hello!
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LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS MY FIRST APARTMENT COMPLETELY PAYED , NO MORTGAGE !
CAPISCI SCIMMIA SCEMA !!!!!!!!!!!
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my PR BF said que tiene what? lol
everyone has a first apartment, hello!
nighty ya'll ok i am going to begin by telling how excited i am because is totally rocking in mah life , yes your truly peaches is buying her first apartment ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yey for peaches
like this is so fucken important for me cuz , is difficult being a girl and if you put a really naive face to the girl and also that some people think i am dumb as bricks well there you go , but i made it , now that i think about it i almost have always made it , is amazing cuz i feeeeeeer sure aint the brightest tool in the shed i mean don't think like i have low self stem but i know who i am and also i have lived in a bubble mah whole life , so yeah , and without a dudes help !!!!!!!
also i feel super happy cuz i realize the older i get the more i enjoy mah life , mah own stuff ,, i don't feel like i need to make anyone feel happy and also my body i like my body is not perfect in fact is far from it , but I LIKE IT A LOT !!!!!!!!!!!!
i can look in the mirror and i own my face and body , i feel free !!!!!!!!!!!!
and no i am not under the influence of anything , i guess i need to believe that kundalini yoga teacher i once had , she said that i was born lucky maaaaaaaaaybe , i sure feel lucky , is about numbers
i am lucky cuz i only have two numbers 9 and 10 , so the fewer numbers the fewer karma , i dunno , i feel blessed and i want to share this , because i feel happy to chat with awesome people almost everyday , yeah i am super lucky !!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxox
to the whole dlisted !
smooches to ESE !!!!!!!!
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chipotle seeds are hwat!
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 11:03pm.
How was chipotle?!?!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Breakdown
*blondface*
huh????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
lol EAT THAT DOG ASS
Sounds swxy Centy!
Night!
Night, everyone!
*nodding off on Barcalounger in housedress and curlers*
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