Tuesday, November 24th 2009
Taylor Lautner And His Wet T-Shirt On Rolling Stone
Kinko's will be busier than Lil' Wayne's sperm fishes in the next few weeks, because Twihards and Twimoms (UGH) will be getting all their copies of Taylor Lautner's Rolling Stone cover laminated to protect it from...um...stuff.
IN THIS ECONOMY, Rolling Stone should be maximizing their profits by selling this cover in panties and dildo form. I mean, we already know what those horny Twihards are going to do with this magazine, so Rolling Stone would be saving them from suffering a dozen unfortunate paper cuts.
And if this makes you uncomfortable, just focus on the giant brown peen head growing out of the back of his head. I'm hot helping.
via The Frisky
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I didn't like teens even when I WAS one.
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:24pm.
I just noticed Dave Grohl at the top there.
LOVE me some Dave Grohl!
Did you hear him, Josh Homme (queens of the stoneage singer) and John Paul Jones (led zeppelin) are coming out with a album? Bands name is "Them Crooked Vultures", first song i heard of theirs was pretty good!
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Goes to show Rolling Stone has gone to the shits when they put this fucking goof on their front page. Has the whole fucking world sold out on us?
All the Dlisted Dudes need to put on their wet t-shirts and mess with Jack's mind.
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Have a Happy Thanksgiving but be careful carving the Big Bird!
i think that kid needs some exercise. flab, flab, flab all over the place.
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satan in a sunday hat, girl.
Illinois,....here i come.
*sends Jack an invite also*
meh. good body. but nothing special. i don't get the hoopla.
He looks like a toddler to me. I cannot think or even imagine sexy thoughts about this baby face.
My sister, who is forty, took her 13-year-old daughter to see New Moon. Afterward, I thought I was going to have to hose her down the way she went on about how "fine" and "hot" this guy is. (She was literally fanning herself.) I reminded her that he's only seventeen. She said, "Whatever, I',ll just do my birthday countdown the same way men counted down for the Olson twins."
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“An evening gown that shows a woman’s ankles as she walks is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!” –Valentino
ahahahahhahahhahahhahaahahha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I just noticed Dave Grohl at the top there.
LOVE me some Dave Grohl!
and he's age appropriate!
Submitted by NoAnjl on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:23pm.
He's gay looking. I'm more interested in the Tom Petty interview.
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LOL! My thoughts EXACTLY.
♥ Threadkilla!
"But I'm only 27!"
"Yeah, but that's 59 in Bunny Years."
~ House Bunny
LMFAO.... *puts on Alex's mesh costume and touches up lipstick*
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
A sharp dresser? bwahahaa Ok. sure.
No. Not until he hits 30.
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He's gay looking. I'm more interested in the Tom Petty interview.
He looks like he's saying, "I'm so hot, let me just rest from my water-foot ball game for a moment to enjoy my own hotness."
Submitted by Area 5150 on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:20pm.
Get him in Chicago- 17 is legal in IL.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:20pm.
*ignores Snowy and Provy*
*puts on wet white tshirt, holds football behind head, gets jacks attention again*
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
*reports self as well*
*hangs head in shame*
WHAT IS WRONG WITH JACK!!!!!!!
Is he having strange yearnings!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Uh...must avert eyes from 17 year old BOY! *Looks around for Chris Hansen*
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
Is he a gay icon?
his face dont fit his body
IV ok he was born in 92!
*reports self*
*calls county*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Ummmmmm nummy. I just decided that I would do him without a paperbag over his head. How much longer till he's legal?
Finally, Mk. He doesn't do a lot for me, but compared to the other retina burning photos you have posted today.....I'll take it.
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Have a Happy Thanksgiving but be careful carving the Big Bird!
Dear Lord help me....
I think hes cute and when hes LEGAL, he will get better looking. That is all.
Isn't he underaged?
*ignores Snowy and Provy*
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
He has a great bod and performs his own stunts from what I've read, but his face does nothing for me.
I do hear he is gracious and very courteous: I love that in people! And he's a sharp dresser! Love that in a man.
"Cause women go crazy over a sharp-dressed man"
Ooooh, all my Cougar signals are going off at once...how old is this boy?
*slaps self for being pervy*
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
provy: poor Jack is confused at his reaction to this photo!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I'd like to know what Tom Petty's got to say.
I said once and I'll say it again .... in just one more year I can legally drool. For now, "what a nice young man".
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:15pm.
jack is getting all flustered!
hehehehe
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
jack is getting all flustered!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Other than a hot body, this guy is all sorts of fug to me. Squinty eyes, big nose. Bland.
ok wow...
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
his body looks hawt!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Oh and the t shirt ocean pose is tired.. get some fucking creativity photographers.
Gay or not....he is tripping my trigger in that photo. Dayum!
He's a fetus so I cannot even look at him and think of anything but 'did you have your snack this afternoon? is your math homework done?'
And if he made babies with taylor swift down the line the squinty eyes/nose combo would be UHMAAAZING.
Honey, you're so gay when you fell outta the gay tree, you hit every gay branch on the way down. then you landed on a gay man. then you did him.
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JUDGEMENT DAY IS HERE! Show me your tits and I will judge them!
Really not into this guy at all.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here