Tuesday, November 24th 2009
Taylor Lautner And His Wet T-Shirt On Rolling Stone
Kinko's will be busier than Lil' Wayne's sperm fishes in the next few weeks, because Twihards and Twimoms (UGH) will be getting all their copies of Taylor Lautner's Rolling Stone cover laminated to protect it from...um...stuff.
IN THIS ECONOMY, Rolling Stone should be maximizing their profits by selling this cover in panties and dildo form. I mean, we already know what those horny Twihards are going to do with this magazine, so Rolling Stone would be saving them from suffering a dozen unfortunate paper cuts.
And if this makes you uncomfortable, just focus on the giant brown peen head growing out of the back of his head. I'm hot helping.
via The Frisky
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moobies! i agree w/ the squint eyes, the other one on the other hand, is kinda growing on me though *SLAPS SELF*.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Yes, getting on the cover of Rolling Stone is officially NOTHING now (actually it's been that way for a while, if I think about it...).
Yeah...this kid? Not impressed. His muscles are impressive, but I don't find him hot. His face distracts.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
People tend to confuse a hot body with the head its attached to being hot.
Exhibit A is above.
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Anybody else wonder if his walls are covered in Cave Paintings & he makes fire the old fashion way?
Cro-Magnon looking thing he is and all...
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
This kid is not cute. Has a terrible bulbous nose and squinty eyes.
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:44pm
I have enought trouble with one team...I dont need to fuck up with the other one too.
wow music lover, she will certainly be sorry!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:48pm.
LOL - taint that the truff... GONG
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Add me to the pile that think this kid is fugly. The two Taylors must be a riot on dates - neither one can open their eyes wide enough to read a menu.
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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
Nice arms. Yeah, I'd hit it.
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"Watch the face, Asshole!" -BK
now all i see is his potato nose and squinty eyes. lol. not hot he looks like a conehead
www.findmorgan.com
i think he has a really ugly face
how is this hot???
and his body, well im not into really bulky guys
so i think he looks really gross and disgusting
bill from true blood is hot
shit even eric
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this is the link for the crazy twi-tard fan w/the back tattoo.
http://z100.elvisduran.com/pages/p2article.html?feed=136656&article=6351...
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:31pm.
That's cool. We can havea chick in the middle...btu you still gotta put out a bit. lol
Careful Jack, there's a thin line between gay and straight and that lines name is the taint.
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LOL - taint that the truff... GONG
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:42pm.
I was talking to S&F ...I'm kinda curious about the puss. I hope Im not bi, what a MESS that would be.
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EMBRACE YOUR LOVE OF PUSSY.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
can we be arrested under the Homeland Security Act for posting that he's got a hot bod?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Want to hit it again and again......
Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
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Have a Happy Thanksgiving but be careful carving the Big Bird!
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:35pm.
I was talking to S&F ...I'm kinda curious about the puss. I hope Im not bi, what a MESS that would be.
Im relly trying to not talk about the UNDERAGE piece of this topic.
For some reason this kid reminds me of James Van Der Beek.
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I think he's looking off to the side because he is wondering if his mom packed a Capri Sun in his lunchbox.
Submitted by music lover on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:32pm.
wasn't it always hard and an achievement to get on the cover of Rolling Stone? they put Adam Lambert on the cover before he even had a single/CD out! i get it..it's all about selling mags, but the shelf life is pretty short for some of these 'stars'.
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Yeah, it's sad. It's all about speed. Cash in - get out.
♥ Threadkilla!
"But I'm only 27!"
"Yeah, but that's 59 in Bunny Years."
~ House Bunny
P.S. music lover - Love Harry, love your avie!
And no, haven't seen that girl with the tattooed back but she WILL regret it later...
music lover from the book?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
His personality & his body may be sweet, but I cant get over his gross potato nose & practically non existent eyes.
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Exactly.
did you see that chick that practically tattooed a page on her entire back? she'll regret that in 5 years.
Me neither gia!
Oops, my bad, double post!
Out for the day, have fun!
Me neither gia!
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:31pm.
That's cool. We can havea chick in the middle...btu you still gotta put out a bit. lol
Careful Jack, there's a thin line between gay and straight and that lines name is the taint.
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
snowy - lmao I did too... hahahahaaaaa
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
His personality & his body may be sweet, but I cant get over his gross potato nose & practically non existent eyes.
Every money-making enterprise are up to their eyeballs in Twilight / New Moon shit.
They are raking in the cash with anything twi...
This outfit of Taylor's on the red carpet would be hot on Melissa Etherage. Or Rojo Caliente. http://img3.cbimg.cdn.celebuzz.com/cb/assets/users16/celebuzz/default/ga...
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:31pm.
That's cool. We can havea chick in the middle...btu you still gotta put out a bit. lol
Just kidding, we shall all defend your str8 virtue.
Raul: LMAO
I kept waiting for him to do something else, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I feel like such a dirty old lady when I have naughty thoughts about this piece.
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(Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:58am)
-I'm rolling my eyes so hard I'm looking out my own asshole. -
wasn't it always hard and an achievement to get on the cover of Rolling Stone? they put Adam Lambert on the cover before he even had a single/CD out! i get it..it's all about selling mags, but the shelf life is pretty short for some of these 'stars'.
Whoa whoa whoa.... Jack don't roll that way... lol
Raul - LMFAOOOOOoooooo at the video...
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:27pm.
This STIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL makes me laugh! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5V3pvEHoYQ
bwahahahahaha!!!!
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:29pm.
Yeah but that olson counter was disgusting!
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Ew! They did the same thing for Hayden and it turned her into a straight-up whore.
♥ Threadkilla!
"But I'm only 27!"
"Yeah, but that's 59 in Bunny Years."
~ House Bunny
I like Queens of the Stone age....And of course Grohl....
far more interesting than the toddler who spilled his sippy cup all over his shirt.
Submitted by dcgirl on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:25pm.
My sister, who is forty, took her 13-year-old daughter to see New Moon. Afterward, I thought I was going to have to hose her down the way she went on about how "fine" and "hot" this guy is. (She was literally fanning herself.) I reminded her that he's only seventeen. She said, "Whatever, I',ll just do my birthday countdown the same way men counted down for the Olson twins."
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Yeah but that olson counter was disgusting!
Well how long has Miley Cyrus been shaking her little underage butt around for everyone to see? Seems like the media has been "going there" for a while now.
Yes, Whamo, the world is quickly heading towrads 2012!!
Provy
I had seen something about that. Can't wait!
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:27pm.
If hes cute, I'll mess with more than just the mind.
Whats up Jack?>
Team Tom Petty!
Will have to get the box set out and listen tonight.
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Have a Happy Thanksgiving but be careful carving the Big Bird!
*Puts on Precious costume to lure Jack back to the fish side*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
NoAnjl on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:23pm.
He's gay looking. I'm more interested in the Tom Petty interview.
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I agree that beefcake look and the pose...It all looks like he's posing for a gay audience.
Yup, a sharp dresser when not in jeans and tees. *shrug* That's my take; for premieres, the kid goes all out. And being that you're a fishsticksfan, I get the elitism. *drip*