Tuesday, November 24th 2009
Taylor Lautner And His Wet T-Shirt On Rolling Stone
Kinko's will be busier than Lil' Wayne's sperm fishes in the next few weeks, because Twihards and Twimoms (UGH) will be getting all their copies of Taylor Lautner's Rolling Stone cover laminated to protect it from...um...stuff.
IN THIS ECONOMY, Rolling Stone should be maximizing their profits by selling this cover in panties and dildo form. I mean, we already know what those horny Twihards are going to do with this magazine, so Rolling Stone would be saving them from suffering a dozen unfortunate paper cuts.
And if this makes you uncomfortable, just focus on the giant brown peen head growing out of the back of his head. I'm hot helping.
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Submitted by yucko on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 12:43pm.
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Considering that almost every woman/girl they put on that cover is nekkid, I'd say this is pretty tame.
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Ok, the over-sexualization of this picture definitely isn't appropriate but... he definitely looks pretty hot, regardless.
I'm really not into his face most of the time--especially the pig nose. But every once in a while the package as a whole looks hot enough for me to ignore it.
I agree with rook. His body is hot, his face not so much.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 10:09pm.
Ricki Said: "Whatevs. We all know the heifers here claiming Taylor is "so ugly" are too busy eating mashed potatoes out of ice cream cones on their ratty couches to just be up front about their sad insecurities. We all want to look like that, and especially to be rich, famous, and only seventeen as well. To opine otherwise is simply laughable."
I'm sorry, I do think he's kicked in the grill. It does not make me (or anyone else) a heifer because of having that particular opinion. You are right on one account...I have been eating bullshit on my not-so-ratty couch, but I have an excuse. I'm pregnant! :)
Contrary to your belief, Ricki, not everyone wants to be rich, famous and 17. Rich wouldn't be too bad, but if i had to be famous or 17 again I'd probably slit my wrists. Thanks for opining, though.
um this is a child, buff tho he may be.
i think of lonely loose 40 year old cougars pining for him and i want to vomit. if a 17 year old girl was all sexed up like this (aka miley) people would complain about it. this is a manly looking child so suddenly thats ok?
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His face is really creepy. I'm sorry.
Whatevs. We all know the heifers here claiming Taylor is "so ugly" are too busy eating mashed potatoes out of ice cream cones on their ratty couches to just be up front about their sad insecurities. We all want to look like that, and especially to be rich, famous, and only seventeen as well. To opine otherwise is simply laughable.
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Ugh, Pig face! He's just awful. People have no taste whatsoever.
Submitted by rook on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 7:38pm.
This guy is just like Ryan Reynolds - hot in the bod but totally busted in the face.
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How dare you talk about my #1 eff buddy like that? The nerve!
oh. my. god. this kid just zoomed up my list, putting him squarely into ryan reynolds territory.
i would gladly be his shauna sand. come sit on mama's lap, honey baby. ...ok. in a year you can clamber up onto my lap. for now, we'll just forget i looked at you in anything but a motherly sort of way.
Pedo bear alert. How old is this kid anyway 13?
give me a break.
Well that answers that...
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This guy is just like Ryan Reynolds - hot in the bod but totally busted in the face. I'm covering his head in this pic with my hand right now to confuse my libido.
HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always feel like chris hanson should come crashing thru my window when i look @ this kid...ridiculously hot...
"Honey, you're simple, you're shallow, and you're a common whore....that's why we're soulmates!!"
Yeah, his face is kinda weird, but the little bastard's skin is so freaking GORGEOUS, I'm more than a little jelous.
I wouldn't kick him outta bed though, seeing as how I'm usually wearing my beer goggles, that'll take care of the weird nose/squinty eyes situation.
Plus I like his pictures, all athletic and chit. Get me a dude that can jump a fence and I'll run after him. In my twisted little mind, I guess it's masculine or whatever....
Taylor is hot. Yes yes he is also 17: o well.
Team Edward all the way *runs away giggling*
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oh and 17 is way over the no-no limit in my country so no shame here.
i don't understand why people get bitchy over a gay face personally I so wanna rub my cock all over that really cute button face.I love the combination of a cute guy with an athletic body.
I WANT HIM!
He has the gayest face EVER. It annoys me so! D:
This person is NOT ATTRACTIVE. Argh!
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He looks kinda slow to me...like the Casanova of the retard bus.
His assistant's probably forced to wipe drool off his face all the live long day.
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I simply cannot find him hot, he was SHARKBOY in The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl!!!
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Huge nose and beady little eyes...no gracias!
He's yum. And he's not even my "type."
I have never really gotten the appeal of this kid, not that I ever wanted to, at least not until he turned 18. But I have to admit, he looks pretty damn good here. Which is weird, because he's not even my type.
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[Submitted by dandifiedviolence on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 2:23pm.
It's funny because if it was fellow 17-year-old Miley Cyrus on that front cover...And if a guy posted saying he would totally fuck her, you harpies would be lightin' up them torches and wielding pitchforks.]
Not really. Personally, I would be more baffled than anything. I haven't the slightest idea why any guy, minor or adult, would want to have sex with a rabid chipmunk. She's annoying, that voice would have to sound 10x as bad when moaning in bed, and she's not really all that attractive.
Submitted by music lover on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:37pm.
did you see that chick that practically tattooed a page on her entire back? she'll regret that in 5 years.
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Regret in 5 years? Try 5 months. Like that dumb girl who tattooed stars all over her face.
Too many dumb people out there.
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I am so ashamed of lusting after a 17 year old. WHY are they putting him on the rolling stone cover with a wet shirt? I agree with the person who said they would never do that with a 17 yr old girl from Disney.
Please stop exploiting that kid's body because it makes me feel all kinds of dirty that I am drooling over the abs of a 17 yr old!
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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:42pm.
I'm kinda curious about the puss.
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he does nothing for me, what do people see in this embryo?
It's funny because if it was fellow 17-year-old Miley Cyrus on that front cover wearing a wet tshirt, there would be an uproar. And if a guy posted saying he would totally fuck her, you harpies would be lightin' up them torches and wielding pitchforks. Oh and the legal age here is 16 so I'm not saying it's sick of people to want to do him, it just seems like a double standard.
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At least he'll have his Twilight money when the bod and the chicks/dudes are gone.
nice bod, but the nose gets in the way... kinda like words.
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Michael K, what about sexy gorgeous smoldering Chris Pine on the cover of GQ this month?
Are you going to post that magazine cover?
Chris Pine is out of this world finger-licking awesome! Blue eyes... that stubble... naughty smile... Brooks Brothers wearing ultimate bad boy.
*dies*
I don't know whether to run my lips over his stomach or make sure he's done with his homework. *calls cops on self*
Can't hate on Taylor...he seems like a good kid and has some acting potential.
His body is lovely for such a youngn'too. And yes..I feel dirty saying that as well. He
s a smidge young for this 33 year old. I think he is handsome too...and will get even better as he ages. Watch out for this one...
LOVE him he is adorable, love his baby face and hot bod.
Meh.
Tom Petty should have been on the cover - not some no talent NON-SINGER Twi-hard panty creamer inducer. FUDGE!! This is why music artists today (e.g., Gaga and Glameraci) think they have rely on shock value and sexing it up just to get noticed. Sucks :(
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I'm sure if I was still a teen I'd think he was a hotty. I can appreciate his body, but yeah I agree with everyone, his face is a bit fug.
Saw him on Conan last night, he seems like a nice enough kid though.
What band is this under age kid in???
"Fuck me running..."
Rolling Stone sucks
not attractive at all. it's like crushing on your brother. ew!!
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It's a look, I'll give you sluts that. But that's about it. Do you really want him driving you anywhere or smoking pot with you?!
and that Margaret Cho line is my life!
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I think his body is impressive for a 17 year old... though I wonder where he's going to go with it from here. He doesn't seem like he's that tall and doesn't have the same body type as, say, Ryan Reynolds, so it'll be harder to tweak it getting older... hopefully his face matures too. I think a lot of people are just distracted because unlike most stars he looks like he's 17 in the face and 25 in the body, which on a male star doesn't really seem to work.
And I'm so holding back the inappropriate comments until he turns 18...