Monday, November 23rd 2009

Janet Jackson And Colin Farrell Ate Food Together!

Entertainment Tonight says that Janet Jackson and Colin Farrell had an "intimate" dinner together at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills last week. Colin and Janet were sitting side-by-side in a booth.

No, Janet was not using Colin's pubes to floss her teeth after their meal. No, Colin was not hitting Janet from the back while she was bent over the table. No, Janet was not dipping Colin's peen into blue cheese dressing and smothering it all over her lips. They were just having dinner. But obviously they must be swapping genital jelly, because celebwhores cannot have dinner together unless they are doing sex to each other. Factual.

And Colin's Polish girlfriend just had a baby! Colin should be at home burping babies, not running around town burping vaginas.

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Didn't he clean up his act for awhile? If he's been with nasty Janet Jackson, his GF should best dump him rather than risk catching several diseases.

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Um, that would be "find" - damn vodka.

Gaza Strip's picture

Actually, I fine CF hot. Probably one of the few men left, who doesn't shave his crotch.

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From the sextape we know that Colin has a taste for chocolate tuna - but now he has graduated to ANTIQUE chocolate tuna!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 4:49am.
Janet goes from fucking a chocolate dwarf to possibly swapping spit and other bodily fluids with this lass that probably smells like ass (and Jack D)?

This cannot be considered an upgrade.

Lateral move.

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Janet looks like a black Zsa Zsa Gabor! Do they have the same plastic surgeon?

Also, Colin has had some good 'work done' as well!
Who is his plastic surgeon?

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Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 7:49pm.
Colin has a weakness for black girls... everyone knows that. *LOL* Thinks he's Bobby DeNiro or something *LOL*

Run, Janet, run!

Yea he likes the chocolate, which is fine by me ;)

Word.

Don't think he's polish girlfriend's no panty creamer either.

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No show has ever been cool with John Tesh on it!

John Tesh and cool are not things that go together.

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starfishing:

What ELSE is she gonna do?

The only person who has an easier job than Mary Hart is Vanna White.

And that's another slut who will never retire.

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Is Mary Hart STILL ON THERE??

It's just a sad,sad show with the panel of reality show people.

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starfishing:

Why do you think John Tesh quit that bitch?

It was getting as old and crusty as the smegma between Mary Hart's thighs!

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Remember when ET used to be sorta ok when John Tesh was on? They just need to cancel ET and give MK a show!!

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Janet goes from fucking a chocolate dwarf to possibly swapping spit and other bodily fluids with this lass that probably smells like ass (and Jack D)?

This cannot be considered an upgrade.

Lateral move.

Epic FAIL!

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Maybe she wants a behbeh before her biological clock ticks its last tick. Colin's a pretty good bet.

Lovers Keep On The Road Youre On's picture

Talk about random as fuck. Damn.

EatYourVeggies's picture

Colin officially fails at life. His girlfriend is like a bajillion times hotter and she JUST gave birth to their son. What an asshole.

Janet honestly seems retarded to me, she talks very slowly and can't put many thoughts together.

Whatever's picture

Janet should stay away from this dirty creep.

Centaurious's picture

What.

No Polish jokes?

How many Polish women does it take to screw a dimbulb?

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xerquina's picture

that is the most random coupling.

She did date Matty McCon, who was younger than her and the troll was a lot younger than her, so anything could be possible. Anything is a step up from the troll, so get yourself some hot dick before he rots in a dark alley.

Marvin's picture

lies and rumors

Pearl_Necklace's picture

I need this to be true, just for MK to work some post magic like this over and over again.

mcnightmare's picture

wow, that imagery was hot. i especially love the blue cheese bit.

(searches refrigerator)

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Pookie's picture

Oh, yes -- they are having sexy times.

DR.FUNK's picture

Funniest post in weeks...MK. Factual!

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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 8:16pm.
His Polish girlfriend is very young and gorgeous, and they've just had a baby. And Janet is 10 years older then Colin.
Maybe they were talking about entertainment business?
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Centaurious's picture

Zac Efron washes his hair every night and sleeps on his pillow to get his tousled effect.

Colin doesn't wash his hair for years and sleeps in an alley to get his.

Same difference.

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I can't stand Janet Jackson. Phoney and contrived. Wouldn't surprise me if she was banging a new daddy.

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His Polish girlfriend is very young and gorgeous, and they've just had a baby. And Janet is 10 years older then Colin.
Maybe they were talking about entertainment business?

RR Fields's picture

He does like the Brown Sugar

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

I concur with madam s., she is in fact pregnant now.

But I would still do dirty things to Colin.

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tojo's picture

Now we know who's playing MJ in the movie...

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the end...

Maybe she is holding auditions for a video remake of Nasty.

fishsticksfan's picture

This story gives me the sicky sads.

double booked tart's picture

Perhaps he was sitting next to her because bitch had all the food. She already skinnied up to perform for the AMAs so maybe it was time for her to let go and eat everything in sight.

I think her and Oprah compete for who is the best yo-yo dieter.

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Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 7:49pm.
Colin has a weakness for black girls... everyone knows that. *LOL* Thinks he's Bobby DeNiro or something *LOL*

Run, Janet, run!

Yea he likes the chocolate, which is fine by me ;)

stefystef's picture

Colin has a weakness for black girls... everyone knows that. *LOL* Thinks he's Bobby DeNiro or something *LOL*

Run, Janet, run!

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mslewis's picture

An "intimate dinner" does not happen at the freaking Polo Lounge!!! They might as well have had an intimate dinner at the McDonald's at the Mall!! In fact, the food would have been better!!

Entertainment types go to the Polo Lounge to make deals, not for dinners with someone they plan to bone later that evening. Did the "source" leave out the names of the producers who were having dinner with them?

Genny18's picture

That rumoured about baby is gonna have some nasty brows!!!

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snowball's picture

I wonder if he bathed before he had dinner with her. 'Cause that would be a more interesting topic than whether or not he's boning that sad, sad woman.
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