There was a full moon in Chicago last night courtesy of the Bears' wide receiver Devin Hester. Just because he's the wide receiver, doesn't mean any bitch can rip his pants off without asking. DAMN! Romance him a little first by flicking at his nipple or blowing him air kisses. You can't just go around pantsing people without getting an invitation first. Well, unless the pantser's name is Anderson Cooper and the panstee is yours truly. That is the only exception.
In other news, Gay Al Reynolds just announced that he's going to try out for the Chicago Bears next season.
After the jump, is a closer look at Devin's nalgas. Tild your head to the left to see it smiling at you! JUMP!