Monday, November 23rd 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Paula Deen And A Flying Ham


When pigs fly....they land on Paula Deen's face! Unfortunately, this video doesn't embed (UPDATE: clip above), so you'll have to click on over to watch Paula Deen get hit in the face with a rogue ham. This brings new meaning to the phrase, "Bitch got hit with the swine flu."

While tossing turkeys and hams at an event for the Hosea Feed the Hungry in Savannah, GA, one of the hams busted into Paula's face. Afterwards, Paula was able to laugh about the whole thing, but she was probably a little embarrassed that she didn't catch the ham with her mouth mid-air.

And after all those years of Paula Deen slathering hams with butter, one of them finally fought back for hams everywhere! HAM UPRISING! That ham better clean out its mailbox, because it's about to get a million thank you baskets and medals.

via CBS Atlanta
(Thanks Mark)

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A fake ham got smacked down by the real deal--talk about divine justice!

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yeahok's picture

I was so pumped to see that video titled "Paula Deen hit with ham" and it's been removed due to copyright issues?! Fuck that shit.

Marvin's picture

Im not a forum person or poster just an avid reader.

angel_i's picture

BYEEEEEEE, Peaches!

♥ Threadkilla!
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"Yeah, but that's 59 in Bunny Years."
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peaches80's picture

oooooooops sowwwwwy night marvin !

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NIGHTY ANGEL !
XOXOXOX
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CENTY
LOL!
me too imma gonna sleep have to wake up early !

centy YOU ARE F A B U L O U S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER FORGET !
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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:35pm.

Marvin, I read the forum too but Its gone, maybe for good.
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Marvin, you totally remind me of Eeyore.

*taking Prozac* :)
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LOL! Trudat.

I think the Forum people are really sad right now. I'm sorry Forum People. I don't know what happened:(

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Centaurious's picture

Peach, who is Eeyore ???
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LOL! I am just teasing Maaaaarvin. Trying to lure him out of his shell so I can give him a homemade cookie!

Anyway, great chat tonight, must do housework, I'm like an ugly Cinderella :)

Everyone have a great day tomorrow, and a good sleep tonight.

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CENTY

who is Eeyore ???
so curious !
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Hi ya'll i had to make a run to the fridge , popsicles to all !!!
teehee !
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Centaurious's picture

Marvin, I read the forum too but Its gone, maybe for good.
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Marvin, you totally remind me of Eeyore.

*taking Prozac* :)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Centaurious's picture

Ai, "Can you make them be more quiet? I'm getting a headache" Boy, was I grateful for that request!
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I woulda just sprinkled some crumbled Ambien on their pizza...like Parmesan!

I also heartily give advice to my sister-in-law to just lock my nephew in the closet and release him when he's 21! (He's 2.)

Thank God I never gave birth! :)
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after four I'm under my host."

Marvin's picture

I read the forum too but Its gone, maybe for good.

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Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:59pm.

angel
what is the poll all about ??
i am so curious i wanna know !
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Just part of my master plan to save the world. Nuthin' much:)

And I'm glad you and Marvin made friends...it was looking shaky there...

Marvin, are you ...from...THE FORUM!? *dun dun DUUUUUN!*

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Marvin's picture

I do not watch TV, I am too busy reading here to watch TV shows.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:55pm.

angeli, I'm well - SUPER tired...I had a sleepover with 8 tweens this weekend and my sleep is hella fucked up with it.
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*Bowing down to the sanctity and insanity of motherhood!*

Good lord, that must have been quite the fest.

Did you eavesdrop? What DO they talk about?
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O, I don't have to eavesdrop - these kids are very open about everything. They talk about nothing. Just like the rest of us only way more inane;p

I do get all whiny, with my daughter, about being "the servant" - but over all, they're pretty fun - just really loud and boisterous. Even my own kid came to me and whispered: "Can you make them be more quiet? I'm getting a headache" Boy, was I grateful for that request!

♥ Threadkilla!
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"Yeah, but that's 59 in Bunny Years."
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Marviiiin, I will work on it.
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Marvin, are you a contrarian?

Like George on that episode of Seinfeld?
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after four I'm under my host."

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I will work on it.

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marvin are you going to tell us more blind items from the D?
so curious !
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what up

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angel
what is the poll all about ??
i am so curious i wanna know !

centy i am with you one nephew is enough !!!!
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CENTY and ANGEL
have you met marvin !
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Oh, Maaaaaaarvin....
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CENTY and ANGEL
have you met marvin !
hi marvin !
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Centaurious's picture

angeli, I'm well - SUPER tired...I had a sleepover with 8 tweens this weekend and my sleep is hella fucked up with it.
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*Bowing down to the sanctity and insanity of motherhood!*

Good lord, that must have been quite the fest.

Did you eavesdrop? What DO they talk about?

I'm not a mom, one nephew in enough...

My nerves couldn't take it!
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After three I'm under the table,
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Marvin's picture

I do not get this intense hate of spammers. Skip over them.

Centaurious's picture

Angelic Eyes, Don't hate me but I think JT was thinking along those lines when he was Bringing Sexy Back...alas - he did not fit your criteria of carrying it off 24/7!
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No hatred here. I think JT is wildly talented, even though he looks like a 12-year-old hood rat.

I also think Jamie Foxx is ridiculously talented as well.

They can both sing, dance, act, and do comedy.

I find them both unattractive and annoying as people, but gotta give credit where credit is due!

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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

angel_i's picture

Hey Centaurius! Nice twist.

I could get into a new era of Film Noir...old style guys like Stewart and Bogie...

Don't hate me but I think JT was thinking along those lines when he was Bringing Sexy Back...alas - he did not fit your criteria of carrying it off 24/7!

I'm well - SUPER tired...I had a sleepover with 8 tweens this weekend and my sleep is hella fucked up with it.

How are you doin, doll?

♥ Threadkilla!
"But I'm only 27!"
"Yeah, but that's 59 in Bunny Years."
~ House Bunny

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Peach, Well john obviously wants us to kill him, so we must certainly oblige:
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e cigarette walk in bathtubs with hairdryers, e cigarette lock in steam shower, american e cigarette no love me long time, e cigarette stuck to steaming solar panels, residential tanning beds, nuclear laser pointers and boiling steam shower.

Good riddance! :)

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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

peaches80's picture

CENTY
we have a new spammer and this one thinks is real smart and stuff lemme give an example :

Submitted by johnkilmy on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 9:39pm.
She looks weird!

e cigarette walk in bathtubs, electric cigarette, steam shower reviews, american electronic cigarette,e cigarettes, solar panels, residential tanning beds,laser pointer steam shower

he has been doing that all day long !!!!!!!!
i hate spam !
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Peach, who is E CIGARETTE scumbag?

Man, ya ripped 'em a new one...

I think I'm kinda turned on...and I'm about as straight as they come!

LOL!
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After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

peaches80's picture

ANGEL!
NO PROBLEM I HAD NOT SEEN IT !
yey!
xoxoxox

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Heaven, must be missin' an Angeli!!,
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1. Man or Woman? Man
2. Movies or Music? Movies
3. What Genre, if any, would be their specialty? Film Noir
4. Style: Classic, Avante Garde, Punk, etc....? Classic. Turner Classic, to be specific.
5. Personal vs. Public Style: should there be a difference and in what way? NO WAY! As classy in public as they are in their movie roles.
6. Skill level: How would you rate that? What are the factors contributing to skill level? Ability to stay fully in character, at all times, and make me believe that said character could possibly, hopefully turn up as a real, live person someday. Who would be itching to marry me!
7. What is the one thing that would set YOUR Idol apart from the rest of the pack? He would be both Bogie and Jimmy Stewart. Sexy bad boy and perfect gentleman, depending on my mood! :)

(How are you? This is a good survey, I love to take these!)

C xo
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After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

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Thanks peaches! I had given up hope! Silly me;p

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1. Man or Woman?
2. Movies or Music?
3. What Genre, if any, would be their specialty?
4. Style: Classic, Avante Garde, Punk, etc....?
5. Personal vs. Public Style: should there be a difference and in what way?
6. Skill level: How would you rate that? What are the factors contributing to skill level?
7. What is the one thing that would set YOUR Idol apart from the rest of the pack?
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woman
movies
rock
indie
no ,get what you see
be able to write , sing , perform , the whole charade , 10
magnetism , absolutely magnetic !
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OKAY E CIGARETTE ASSHOLE , YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED , ARE YOU FUCKEN SERIOUS MAKING THE MOST STUPID SENTENCES AND THEN SPAMMING
FUCK YOU
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angel_i's picture

Sorry ME - you must be sick of that by now but you're never on at this time!

♥ Threadkilla!
"But I'm only 27!"
"Yeah, but that's 59 in Bunny Years."
~ House Bunny

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I HAVE A SURVEY QUESTION!

If you could be in charge of the making of the next "American Idol" - like, a real idol, not one of them completely irrelevant contest winners - what would that Idol be like - factors to consider:

1. Man or Woman?
2. Movies or Music?
3. What Genre, if any, would be their specialty?
4. Style: Classic, Avante Garde, Punk, etc....?
5. Personal vs. Public Style: should there be a difference and in what way?
6. Skill level: How would you rate that? What are the factors contributing to skill level?
7. What is the one thing that would set YOUR Idol apart from the rest of the pack?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Reposted for "new" people!

Also, I might add that I find it inneresting that no one said "Country/Western" for Genre.

♥ Threadkilla!
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Yeah, WTF about Piggez?

Why is he considered relevant. His site sucks, his voice is like nails on a chalkboard, and he looks like a slimy, hairless, baby possum.

Go away, douchebag!

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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Centaurious's picture

Good evening, y'all!

I'm cleanin' out my closet tonight, which should probably take a damn week, but I'll check back every once in awhile to recharge my batteries!

Have a great night.
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

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I so wish someone would "boom boom pow" him again!