Monday, November 23rd 2009

And Here We Go Again....

Amy Wino is returning to the bad shit. And I'm not talking about the kind of stuff that makes a drug-sniffing dog get lipstick. I'm talking about Blaaaaaaake's scab-covered peen! Although, I'm sure a drug-sniffing dog might bust out the Maybelline for Blaaaaake's...... Okay, okay, I see the line...and I can hear your dry heaves.

So, The News of The World is saying that Wino and Blaaaaaaake will make every drug dealer's dreams come true by getting married for a second time. Wino and Blaaaake realized getting a divorce was a major mistake. One of Blaaaake's friends claim that he told them, "We both know we've only ever been divorced on paper. This is the right thing to do. We've been talking on the phone five or six times a day. We'd changed our status to married on Facebook a couple of weeks back but that was more of a laugh. This is the real deal. She told me she wanted to get married again. I feel so happy."

The methadone clinic version of Romeo & Juliet will be husband and wife again this February. Blaaaaake also claims that he's keeping his war zone genitals to himself until he's back with Wino.

Wino's head can't be without its crackhive, her feet can't be without her gutter-soaked ballet slippers, so it makes sense that her vagina can't be without Blaaaaake's crack pipe peen.

Dr. Drew really needs to have a long talk with Wino's snatch to figure out why the hell it just can't stop smoking on Blaaaaake's dick.

Posted by: Michael K


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Madam Pince's picture

I thought he got some other chick pregnant and was supposed to marry her. What happened to that?

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Sibsi's picture

Oh my...

I am trying really hard here to understand why Amy doesn't think she can do any better than Blake and I think it can boil down to this only:

A) Really loves him, flaws and all. The kind of love people call blind... and dumb.

B) Wants an excuse to get back to her number one love: substance abuse. In her world, Blaaake is a good justification (for herself and the public) for drug abuse.

C) Is so fucking insecure she really thinks this is the only dude who would do her for who she is, and not her fame/cash. This is what I find most likely, because let's face it, Amy has shown that she is an insecure girl, with likely self-esteem issues, so she probably doesn't think a cute and good guy can fall for her.

SADNESS no matter what's the reason behind it><

MizRo's picture

That's because no one else can stomach her taint.

Whatever's picture

Looks like she will have to support Blaaaaaaaaaaake's kid he had or is having with the sixteen year old.

Centaurious's picture

Here's to hoping they're sterilized.

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Freak Speely's picture

Well at least I hope she gets BLAAAAAAAAAKE some fake tits and a nose job if she's going to be sharing new addictions again.

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shandiRW's picture

mouth breathers1 gah-ross. haha

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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Vermithrax's picture

LOLZ @ zomay.. for real.

zomay's picture

Can you imagine the vapors around these two?

Please Wino. Put down your 'love' for this man, and focus on your music and health.

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Green Tea Latte's picture

Snowy, its all coming back to me now. That irrational CUNT has made personal derogatory remarks about MK before (which I will not repeat). I'll save my shankings for someone worthy.

OT: I say let these two stay together. Keeps the diseases from spreading to a new host.
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i am a sloth's picture

her boobs are begging to breathe.

char's picture

Sid and Nancy...Dios mio!!!_______________________________________________
I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 12:26pm.

here it is
http://dlisted.com/node/30993

and GTL that asshole always does that shit, just ignore it
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LOL! MK should add Tacky Pretty to the disclaimer;p

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"This piece of art caused me to have an emotional reaction. Is that normal?!" ~ Tom Haverford: Parks and Recreation.

snowpiece's picture

GTL: I know how you feel, go ahead and fight that battle if you want :) it might be fun, just wanted to tell you that nutcase has a crazy personal vendetta against MK.

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

CantStandBitches's picture

well misery loves company

awwww they are Crack Mates

how schweet!!!

Green Tea Latte's picture

FINE MOM!(snowy) Denying me mah beatdown. *puts razors back in mah hair*

I'll take a chill pill, It's just I LOVE MK so much!

OT: Crack is still Wack
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TheBreakdown's picture

I don't care what the fuck this crackhead does in her personal life so long as she cranks out a great album EVENTUALLY.

I hope I can recognize her after her massive plastic surgery overhaul!

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

LOL snowy.... well as long as you KNOW I woulda trusted you... but spanks for the link.
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TheJackson4's picture

New tits, old marriage partner.

snowpiece's picture

here it is
http://dlisted.com/node/30993

and GTL that asshole always does that shit, just ignore it

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

jazzfish_77's picture

Submitted by guilty of being... on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 12:00pm.

I am so glad these two are back together...we need another Sid and Nancy story for 2010!
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Excellent idea, but who'll stab who? If he stabs her, then the cops will find her body laying in a puddle of silicon gel.

angel_i's picture

Officially, I am done with this whore.
I can handle crack, drunken fights with audience members and the smacking of a child. But I draw the line at Blake and plastic surgery.

♥ Threadkilla!
"This piece of art caused me to have an emotional reaction. Is that normal?!" ~ Tom Haverford: Parks and Recreation.

Green Tea Latte's picture

HOOKERS AND PIMPS! MK'S HONOR NEEDS SOME DEFENDING OVER IN THE LAME-BERT THREAD! *SHARPENING SHANKS AND PASSING THEM OUT*

OT: CRACK IS WACK!
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jazzfish_77's picture

Her career is over.

snowpiece's picture

OK I spent the past half hour reading every single damn Wino story for the past 6 months and all I came up with was

http://dlisted.com/node/31566

but I knoooooooooooooooow there was some underage model he was running around with tooooo and the were supposed to get married.

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

jack-n-the-hat's picture

SNOWWWWWWWWWWWY!!! you gotta back that shit up honey.... you can't just drop the "hey, he knocked up a 15 yo" bomb and not link us!!! LIST YOUR SOURCESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! YOU DON'T HAVE ONE DO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
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DonkeyPunched's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 12:08pm.

No words.

Oxygen's picture

Methinks her areola is trying to escape this train wreck.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

He's a mouf breaver dats fer sher.
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Snoogle's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 12:08pm.

Snowy - What??? He knocked up a 15 year old?
---------- THAT'S what I'm saying !!!

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M.E.'s picture

Snowy - What??? He knocked up a 15 year old?

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:58am.

Does she still sing?
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If by sing you mean warble, then yes.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Disraeli_Ears's picture

These two should be forced to live in an industrial-strength plastic bubble for the rest of their lives...in order to reduce the risk of infection for the rest of us!

Now, I'm off to a 2+ hour meeting...ugh. Ciao.

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Snoogle's picture

@ snowpiece - really?? I missed this story!

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I'm rolling my eyes so hard I'm looking out my own asshole. -

I'm so sick of their toxic bullshit.

snowpiece's picture

what about that 15 year old girl he was marrying because he knocked her up

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Snoogle's picture

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:58am

I'm rolling my eyes so hard I'm looking out my own asshole.

... BWWAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAA !!!!

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OurMissC's picture

I hope she's not having all the plastic surgery just to win him back.

Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K

guilty of being white's picture

I am so glad these two are back together...we need another Sid and Nancy story for 2010!

"Fuck me running..."

M.E.'s picture

ALL ABOARD!

loozer's picture

True Love Prevails!

With and endless desire I kept on searching
Sure in time our eyes would meet
Like the bridge is on fire
The hurt is over, one touch and you set me free
No, I don't regret a single moment
No I don't looking back
When I think of all those disappointments
I just laugh (I know you do), I just laugh

When the river was deep I didn't falter
When the mountain was high I still believed
When the valley was low iIt didn't stop me, no no
I knew you were waiting
I knew you were waiting for me

So we were drawn together through destiny
I know this love we share was meant to be
I knew you were waiting, knew you were waiting
I knew you were waiting, knew you were waiting for me
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DonkeyPunched's picture

Does she still sing?

Snoogle's picture

Well hey, if they've changed their status to married on Facebook then it has to be true love forever. Right?

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Well, crimp my pubic hairs and call me surprised.

I'm rolling my eyes so hard I'm looking out my own asshole.

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snowball's picture

I call foul on the quote attributed to Blaaaaake. There is no planet where he could be considered even remotely cogent. I'm not sure he's got enough brain cells to know what the INTARWEB is.

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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)

tojo's picture

Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:54am.
@tojo - I don't know; could he actually be drawn to those magic marker freckles of hers?
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hehe, maybe that's the secret!!
*adds brown sharpie to grocery list*

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