Monday, November 23rd 2009

I Quit This Bitch: The Katie Price Edition

Katie Price (seen here trying to stop her brain from escaping out of her mouth) has quit I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here after she was nominated to compete in a challenge for the 7th time in a row! I guess the people of Britain just can't get enough of seeing her swallow snail jizz during challenges. Sucio bitches.

Before Katie stormed out of the jungle, she begged the voting public not to force her to compete again. Katie already had to chew on fried flies and said she couldn't do it anymore. Well, ask and you shall not receive!

Once Katie was told that she would have to eat nasty shit again, she told the producers that she wanted out. According to The Sun, Katie told them, "I can't do another trial. I'm walking. There's only so much c*** one person can take. The way I've been treated on the show by the viewers, you'd think I was the most hated woman in Britain."

If that censored word was on Wheel of Fortune, I'd guess that it was "crap" and not "cock." Because the sentence "There's only so much cock one person can take" could never roll off of Katie's cock-stained tongue. It's impossible.

And the cloud of delusion that is fogging up Katie's eyes might make it hard for her to see the pitchfork-wielding mob camped outside of her house at all times. A lot of people in Britain would rather nibble on Jodie Marsh's cooch crumpet than share two words with Katie Price.

If Katie really wanted to win over the voting public, she should've skipped into the jungle with Harvey Price on her shoulders. Because if you vote against Harvey, a kitten suffers a coronary.

Posted by: Michael K


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Pearl_Necklace's picture

She must be hard up for cash to go back to this in the first place. Isn't she an equestrienne now? Anyway, good to see her slide back to her dignity-for-sale roots.

"trying to stop her brain from escaping out of her mouth" LOL

I bet the brain escaped, or maybe she just chewed it up and will escape... eventually...

IMUU's picture

Then she splits with cross dresser in a wedding dress in bust up in hotel. http://tinyurl.com/ybutfjj

MizRo's picture

Someone do the world a favor and run her over.

Mick's picture

Re:
Because the sentence "There's only so much cock one person can take" could never roll off of Katie's cock-stained tongue. It's impossible.
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Honey, I'm at work right now and am trying SO HARD not to bust out laffing, cuz if I do my boss is gonna know I'm looking at DListed again......OMG......ROFLMAO!!!

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That's actually a kangaroo anus she's chewing on there. They wanted her to eat the testicles too. For some reason she said no despite her long experience...

And I'm pretty sure she is the most hated woman in Britain right now. Well, maybe not THE most hated, but she's pretty far down there.

Vermithrax's picture

You're messin' up my pancakes and bacon.

vidz's picture

Yaya honey, it's "presence", not "presents", but ITA with the rest of your comment though.
I dunno why surgery makes all these bitches' eyes look ffed up and tiny. Don't they have loads of mony and access to the best surgeon? This ho had a WHOLE lot of shit done to her and she looks pretty great (even in person):
http://images.google.com.sg/imgres?imgurl=http://www.wayangtimes.com/wp-...

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Isn't it time to take a good long look at yourself when an entire country delights in your misery?

so Katie can chew CUM and walk at the same time..I'm impressed!

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Well she's pretty repulsive, yes, but how come Katie's so reviled while Chris Brown is treated relatively respectfully? It doesn't make sense to me. Let a ho walk her stroll!!

DonkeyPunched's picture

Submitted by Yaya Whitehouse on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:45am.

Wow...I'm impressed. We have elevated socipaths to celebrity status. Go us.

Yaya Whitehouse's picture

I don't know how she does it, the UK press writes about her all the time but in actuality nothing is really meaningfully written. She is boring, surly,proudly ignorant,and has a superiority complex. She is vengeful towards Pete who she basically verbally abused for the duration of their marriage and if she were a man she would be in anger management for her vile behavior. She has all the money she needs but that's not enough, her fame is on the decline and here she is on Itv clamoring for sympathy and public support, from a public that basically wants her to choke on bugs and testicles. She isn't stupid nor a victim wanting to no longer be hated but is an attention whore exploiting herself yet thinks she has control of how people perceive her, after time and time again proving she is what everyone thinks she is, a manipulative,bullying, drunk, liar who wants to drain her stupid fans financially dry,but oh no Katie you are a woman deserving of children's and adult's admiration, fuck off. She has no respect for anyone or for that matter herself or her children,please search Katie says daughter is ugly or looks like troll,she is a mother who says her Daughter is ugly no telling what will be said behind closed door when Princess hits that puberty stage or god forbid becomes more beautiful than jealous Katie,Princess Tiammee is doomed to a life of verbal abuse and manipulation by someone who gave birth to her.Katie is a sociapath that seems to think the UK needs to be inundated with her presents, and soon America will be cursed with this woman.

Some people confuse being a celebutard with being well liked.

Yaya Whitehouse's picture

whoa my blackberry is turning my comment into an attention whore,LOL awkward!

Yaya Whitehouse's picture

I don't know how she does it, the UK press writes about her all the time but in actuality nothing is really meaningfully written. She is boring, surly,proudly ignorant,and has a superiority complex. She is vengeful towards Pete who she basically verbally abused for the duration of their marriage and if she were a man she would be in anger management for her vile behavior. She has all the money she needs but that's not enough, her fame is on the decline and here she is on Itv clamoring for sympathy and public support, from a public that basically wants her to choke on bugs and testicles. She isn't stupid nor a victim wanting to no longer be hated but is an attention whore exploiting herself yet thinks she has control of how people perceive her, after time and time again proving she is what everyone thinks she is, a manipulative,bullying, drunk, liar who wants to drain her stupid fans financially dry,but oh no Katie you are a woman deserving of children's and adult's admiration, fuck off. She has no respect for anyone or for that matter herself or her children,please search Katie says daughter is ugly or looks like troll,she is a mother who says her Daughter is ugly no telling what will be said behind closed door when Princess hits that puberty stage or god forbid becomes more beautiful than jealous Katie,Princess Tiammee is doomed to a life of verbal abuse and manipulation by someone who gave birth to her.Katie is a sociapath that seems to think the UK needs to be inundated with her presents, and soon America will be cursed with this woman.

Tyranny's picture

What a drag it is getting old

corn's picture

she has the porcelain skin of a young Edward James Olmos.

Emmatrude's picture

Submitted by justice on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:16am.

Multiple interviews about being hated and the road to redemption the next logical step I would assume.

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NEXT LOGICAL STEP: I TURN HER GAY HORSE INTO HORSEBURGERS WITH STREAMERS ON EM'.

justice's picture

Multiple interviews about being hated and the road to redemption the next logical step I would assume.

--thanks awfully--

Emmatrude's picture

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:43am.

I hate it when stupid cunts don't know they are stupid cunts. *sigh*

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Anorak's picture

she says that if she eats another gonad her kids will die!
http://www.anorak.co.uk/231555/celebrities/im-a-celebrity-katie-price-vo...

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:08am.

"Before Katie stormed out of the jungle, she begged the voting public not to force her to compete again."

- I'm sorry, come again, she was "forced"? Is the Briddish version like a military draft?

omg.
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Exactly. Bitch is being PAID handsomely to do stupid stunts in the jungle (ones that are, no doubt, well monitored by health and safety officials). It's not like she was shipped to fucking Afghanistan!!

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Stoney's picture

Heather Mills would disagree with you about being the most hated woman in Britain. I hate it when stupid cunts don't know they are stupid cunts. *sigh*

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Submitted by vidz on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:10am.

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It's all the snide surgery she's been having. Hated is probably an over-exaggeration but it's true she's not flavour of the month here.

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loozer's picture

Poor Harvey.
-Fragile Health
-Icky Parents
-Named after a Pooka

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Emmatrude's picture

Stupid skinny ho, ah'll eat her an' her fruity ass horse as an appertif!

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

She looks even more unattractive than usual here.
I didn't think that was possible.

vidz's picture

Is it me or is Jordan steadily looking more Janice Dickinson-ey?

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

"Before Katie stormed out of the jungle, she begged the voting public not to force her to compete again."

- I'm sorry, come again, she was "forced"? Is the Briddish version like a military draft?

omg.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Those Brits are just big meanies.
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DonkeyPunched's picture

"you'd think I was the most hated woman in Britain."

More proof that 'celebrities' live in their owndelusional worlds. She seriously doesn't see that she is a monster...Fuck me with a chainsaw.

tojo's picture

"you'd think I was the most hated woman in Britain."

Aim higher honey, 'The World' is probably closer than you think!!

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STFU, Herp Lips.

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snowpiece's picture

hahahahha I love the British public!!!

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Snoogle's picture

Now she knows how much her public is really adoring.

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suckandfuck's picture

but she's so likable...I don't understand!!!!

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Emmatrude's picture

DUMB BITCH! EATIN' AIN'T HARD!

When is this ugly bitch going to be a parent to her kids? One goes in the hospital and she jets off to participate in this fuckery?

Snoogle's picture

Harvey had that shit on speed dial.

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Meth-freeq's picture

If she closes her eyes you could think she was dead...

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.