Monday, November 23rd 2009

Hot Sluts Of The Day!

b4-4, a Canadian boy band made up of twin brothers Ryan and Dan Kowarsky and their friend Ohad Einbinder.

b4-4 (stands for "bottoms for $4CAN") looks like something 1991 accidentally farted out when it "gambled and lost," but they weren't formed until 1999! They had a few minor hits and were even nominated for a Juno award. But b4-4 were much more than just a trio of musical geniuses, they were also a trio of glamorous GODS! I mean, tell me all your parts aren't humming for these three.

They are perfect from their glistening skin (in shade: White Oprah's asshole) to their "electrocuted hedgehog who got doused with bleach cream" hair to their perfectly manicured manbrows to their totally awesome puka shell chokers (with matching cock rings, I'm sure). You cannot resist.

It's only Monday, so try to contain yourself while watching their video below. It's like Hot Chicks with Douchebags: THE MUSICAL SPECTACULAR!


(For Chloe)

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Late77's picture

B4-4 means 'before four' meaning 3, the number in their band. They are so orange they must be from Calgary.

evilwilma's picture

Two things:

1) Why are they Tang Orange in the video?
B) Why are they singing to the little boy about how they'll do anything for him? That's just creepy.

And those are about the dumbest lyrics and gayest music I've EVER heard. And I listen to a lot of Erasure.

Ohmygosh! I was thinking about these guys like, yesterday! That's so ... embarrassing.

But anyways. They all look like Joe Pesci.

The funniest thing about B4-4, was when they tried to reinvent themselves as the Josh Groban twins: http://www.ryandan.com/

Suzy Farkis's picture

Ha, I'm Canadian and I've never even heard of them!

Whatever's picture

Just plain awful. The first two minutes I watched.

jk.tunamelts's picture

silly kitty - at least we will always have celine! the greatest singer IN DE WORLD!!

silly_kitty's picture

Canada's evil way of getting the people of the world primed for the mess that is Nickleback?

No wonder everyone thinks we're farting, flip top heads.

*miou*

jamesthird's picture

Get these guido fucks out of my interwebs

I'm CRYING, this brings the giggles. Their late 90's SWAG is proper. Gee whiz.

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chinadoll369's picture

This is crazy lol just two days ago i was reminiscing and i remembered the pure crap that was b44! LOL and now they pop up here

LindsayJ's picture

I think Ed the Sock destroyed them that year on Fromage...FYI, MuchMusic doesn't do Fromage anymore. Anyway, I remember these a-holes. They were around for about 6 months.....they made my ears bleed everytime I heard them. Horrible.

MissBegotten's picture

Flashback to Fromage with these morons. I hope this is what they play 24/7 to serial killers in Kingston Pen.
Gotta say, MK always amazes me, bringing the quality to DListed every day.

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Anonymousfckr's picture

How many more times boy bands will use "I would do anything that you want me to" crap of a lyric? That's how far I've made into the video. Yeah MK I will not be forgiving you soon.

Oh my gosh...I remember this song. They played this on the radio a LOT! What total douchebags. And yet, when it comes to Canadian music, I'd rather listen to them on a loop than have to listen to the awfulness that is Nickelback...

Isn't that Jayde the playgirl from the Hills at the O:33 mark?

To naylinpalin! I know exactly what you are talking about! Ed the Sock rules! I always looked forward to Fromage every year!!!

ainsley's picture

I always thought it was weird that the star of the video was a 12 year old boy and that they appeared to be singing to him (about "getting down on you" no less)
And I miss Ed the Sock/Fromage. Muchmusic sucks as bad as MTV now.

ainsley's picture

We have a lot of guidos in Canada, but we call them Ginos.

there should be an obscure boyband deathmatch.... throw this one into the ring

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJTBTX8H-9g

uh i am so ashamed but i remember this song and actually listened to the whole thing this morning. holy shit those dudes are gross.

errm did anyone notice the brunette skank casually strolling into shot along the beach near the beginning of this travesty is jayde nicole, none other than brody jenners piece do jour?

reets78

Emmatrude's picture

Ah gots enough slots n' holes n' folds to handle all three of these hotties at once!

tojo's picture

WTF? A purple pimp hat??? Why???

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stinkweed's picture

Stupidest video ever. You know that black kid would have punched them in the balls to make them shut the fuck up.

OMG, just stick the needle right in your eye!!!

freebird's picture

I had no idea orange was in back then.

misskitty's picture

When I first saw the picture I thought it was three lesbians back in the day...

Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

LOL D_E...

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Disraeli_Ears's picture

It could be worse - it could be LFO up here.

You know the guys who wrote these profound lyrics: "New kids on the block had a bunch of hits/
Chinese food makes me sick."

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Squash Posh's picture

WAIT! I made it thru about 30 seconds. So, why are these guys singing to that black kid? He looks thru the viewfinder and they are all 'let me be the one'...blah, blah. Whoa!

snowpiece's picture

do Canadians play football on the beach? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 9:11am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 9:02am

Both of you go ahead. I'll sit this one out.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

The Gotti boys have competition

Jimmy Bocca's picture

I'd do all 3. Multiple times.

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carefreea's picture

Snowball, The Guardian were clearly bribed ;)

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suckandfuck's picture

I don't know, I wouldn't mind seeing them in a 3 way.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

snowball's picture

This was gayer than Glamberace's glitter filled anus with sparklers and the cast of the original Fame shooting out.

and this:

Submitted by greenfinch on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 8:34am.
i believe the twins now sing josh grobin type of songs

Those fuckers. It's gotta be heresy in some religion to mention these short bus riders with my Josh baby.

I went to Amazon to "listen" (meaning puke) to their glorious album RyanDan and they did a cover of "The Prayer" - the douches sing in full-on neutered falsettos. I'm afraid I'm going to have to set fire to my ears to get this shit out.

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I'm Canadian and I've never heard of these Dbags.
By the way....Ed The Sock Rocks!!!

snowball's picture

Okay, I know this is a lot to read on a Monday morning, but I had to go to their MySpace account and I found this jewel:

"But no sibling singing team in memory has brought more excitement to the scene than RyanDan—the performing handle for 27-year-old identical twin vocalists Ryan and Dan Kowarsky.

Indeed the brothers, born in Cincinnati but currently residing in Canada (where they are already multi-platinum-selling stars), are gearing up for their self-titled U.S. debut on Decca Records thanks to the ecstatic international response to the album so far.

The Guardian in England--where their self-titled debut was recorded--calls RyanDan “the talk of the industry…voices of astonishing purity, richness, clarity and power,” while the Sunday Mercury calls RyanDan “a magnificently orchestrated operatic pop album!”

My god.

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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)

DonkeyPunched's picture

God...to think I grew up with these types of fashion 'icons' in the 90's. Spikes and bleach blond hair are never a good idea.

suckandfuck's picture

Get down? Go down? Going down? Go down where?

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Violet's picture

they should have just filmed the video in a gay strip club, would have made better sense.

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