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Lady Gaga became Bobby Trendy!

Ohhh PP, you are so glamourous. Who did that wonderful 80's-esqe blue flicked eyeliner I wonder (of course she would have an entire TEAM of make up artistes flocking round her)...

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When the emergency technician is about to apply CPR, no one says..."wait, let's pray first".....

Island Girl, Centy, he beat on his wife? YIKES!! I did not know that. :(
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Well, supposedly he just slapped her a little once, police were called, but they're still together.

It was about 6 mos. before his appearance in our studio...we should have been demonstrating, but meanwhile, we were all taking off our panties for him!

Pathetic.

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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

I'd never thought I would write this, but I'll take Phoebe over GaGa any day. A shitty voice and ordinary looks wrapped into a buck-load of wannabe artistic crap.

Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been
A good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late,
Late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
But the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
Where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
Love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Centy, he beat on his wife? YIKES!! I did not know that. :(

Bobby Trendy/AMA's. *tries desperately to stay on topic*

Edited because I am a dumbass who just realized this is the Open Post.

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You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler~~ MK

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 1:31am.

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 1:25am.
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Centy, I am serious about meeting Richard Simmons. Losing my shit, not so much. :)

And Noah Drake?? SQUEAL!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl2ff0yEqcE
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That was awesome.

Dog help me, now I need to hear Jessies Girl!

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Island Girl, And Noah Drake! SQUEAL!
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Tell me about it! And to make things even more pathetic, this was right after he was arrested for beating his wife....

Did we sluts take that into consideration? NOPE!

We wanted to fuck Dr. Noah Drake, and that was that!

God, we're gonna go to Hell!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

WAKE UP, DLISTERS!!!!

When I was young
I never needed anyone
And chit-chat was just for fun
Those days are gone

Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
But when I fire up my Dell
Nobody's home

All by myself
Don't wanna be, all by myself anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live, all by myself anymore

Hard to be sure
Sometimes I feel so insecure
And chat so distant and obscure
Remains the cure

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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 1:29am.
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I know, right? Seriously, Bobby Trendy WISHES he was as magnificent.

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You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler~~ MK

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 1:25am.
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Centy, I am serious about meeting Richard Simmons. Losing my shit, not so much. :)

And Noah Drake?? SQUEAL!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl2ff0yEqcE

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You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler~~ MK

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 1:14am.

Gasp! Sweet mother of god! *swoons*

I like how he tastefully and discretely covered his man chesticles... nice. I mean, he wouldn't want to come of as undignified or tacky or something.

Srsly... WOW!

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Island Girl!, I lost my shit when I met Richard Simmons. True story.
I mean, come on! It was RICHARD SIMMONS!!! :)
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Are you serious about Richard Simmons?!

I guess I can relate.

I remember when I was 28, I was working at this radio station and I didn't have to arrive until noon, and many times there would be people being interviewed on air (McCain, Bush, Bradley, it was NH primary season), I was a giant politico, but nope. I'd say I would come early, but I never did!

HOWEVER. When Rick Springfield was set to appeaer on the 8am morning program, I WAS SO THERE!

Not to mention all of the other 30-something employees, we were steaming up the glass outside the studio so much that we were ordered to leave!

Dr. Noah Drake! Sigh....

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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 1:11am.
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It was more like this...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_npVuxx3medM/R3LXLhNDMeI/AAAAAAAACpc/2it9jYG4Rq...

Be still, my heart!!

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You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler~~ MK

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 1:02am.

Well, I never said anything about glamour royalty! Was he wearing JLo shorty short gym shorts?? Did his curly permed hair glimmer in the sun???

omg omg omg !!!

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 12:42am.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 11/22/2009 - 11:57pm.
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I lost my shit when I met Richard Simmons. True story.
I mean, come on! It was RICHARD SIMMONS!!! :)

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You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler~~ MK

Bobby Trendy looks exactly like Lady CACA but he has a better figure! I think she covers up her face with whatever is available because its soooo unattractive. If anyone needs plastic surgery, it's her.

Little Ras, I am so with you there...that emerald green satin dress...that I could only fit my right ankle into...and I'm not fat!

I also loved her black one piece bathing suit, that was the first time I realized a woman could be sexy without a bikini.

Also, her suit and hat when she went out with Tony and Manuel in their ridiculous convertible...lovely!

I can't believe I remember this much....she just killed that character, and she was so damned young at the time.

I saw that film last year on the big screen, Austin has a summer film series at this ancient movie theater from the 40's, God, I was on the edge of my seat!

Especially when they carved up that guy, I was screaming!!!!!!

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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 12:35am.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 12:32am.

lol! You know I was joking, right?

Come here 'lil kitty kitty, I wanna give you a kiss

no thanks

Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 11/22/2009 - 11:57pm.

@ Team Valtrex

I've seen quite a few celebrities in person, and I always stay cool. No staring, no picture taking, not saying one word. Like not long ago I was shopping at Neiman Marcus in Bal Harbour Shops in Miami, and I was trying shoes on, and Cher sat right next to me on my sofa, and kept trying on about 50 shoes. I bought 2 pairs, she bought about a dozen!
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Same here, lil ras. I feel embarrassed for people that lose their shit just because a celebrity crosses their path. Having said that, at a place I worked years ago, it was rumoured that Prince might show up. Now, I definitely would not have have a meltdown and started shaking and screaming like a tween at the New Moon film. BUT, my stomach would have been doing blackflips, FOR SURE if he had shown up. But he di'nt. Boohooo...

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Submitted by kittymuffin on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 12:32am.

lol! You know I was joking, right?

Come here 'lil kitty kitty, I wanna give you a kiss!

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MyTwoCents .... shut the fuck up..
that lil cat is cool

@ Centaurious

Agree, Michelle was amazing in that role. That moment when Al Pacino sees her first time walking down the staircase in that long flowing silky dress, her hair is so blond, she is so beautiful like she is not human but some different species.

TV, I don't see any reason to treat them like they're any better than anyone else.
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I totally agree. I was at pre-theater dinner in NYC with my best friend years ago and Michelle Pfeiffer came in with her agent and sat down next to us.

My friend immediately put on her crazy glasses from high school (she had lost her cool ones), and kept staring and following her to the ladies room...I was mortified.

My feeling is, these people do the same jobs as us, it's just that their jobs are filmed.

Michelle was very pretty, though.

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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Little Ras!, My favorite movies with her are "Scarface",
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Elvira is my perfect woman. Not Michelle, Elvie.

I've been modeling myself on her for 25 years.

Sadly, I have failed miserably!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

@ TITS

Thanks, very "interesting" merchandise!
Lolol at "I ♥ cock" handpainted purse! :-)

@ Centaurious

I adore Michelle Pfeiffer. She is the most gorgeous 51 year old woman in the show business. My favorite movies with her are "Scarface", "Dangerous liaisons", "Fabulous Baker boys" and "What lies beneath".

LIl Ras - http://www.regretsy.com/

sorry to hijack this thread - not sure how it happened.

OT Where is ESE?

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 11/22/2009 - 11:55pm.
@ Team Valtrex

I've seen quite a few celebrities in person, and I always my cool. No staring, no picture taking, not saying one word. Like not long ago I was shopping at Neiman Marcus in Bal Harbour Shops in Miami, and I was trying shoes on, and Cher sat right next to me on my sofa, and kept trying on about 50 shoes. I bought 2 pairs, she bought about a dozen!
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speaking of hot tranny messes

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

@ Team Valtrex

I've seen quite a few celebrities in person, and I always stay cool. No staring, no picture taking, not saying one word. Like not long ago I was shopping at Neiman Marcus in Bal Harbour Shops in Miami, and I was trying shoes on, and Cher sat right next to me on my sofa, and kept trying on about 50 shoes. I bought 2 pairs, she bought about a dozen!

Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Sun, 11/22/2009 - 11:50pm.

Kate Hudson,when you have mosquito bites for titties a low cut strapless gown is not the look. Also look into a good hairdresser (ask mom) especially when you are going to be standing next to lady froze face.
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Yes! I just saw that clip...she looked like she rolled outta bed and someone threw a shiny dress on her.

♥ Threadkilla!
"This piece of art caused me to have an emotional reaction. Is that normal?!" ~ Tom Haverford: Parks and Recreation.

Re: Lambert...just youtubed his AMA "performance" havent followed American Idol since season 1. The living breathing definition of hot tranny mess.

Um who is this Freddy Mercury knock off and why does he remind me of "Juan Gabriel"?
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my recap:( for those that give a shit)

A-Roid, when you go on stage to introduce someone TAKE THAT GUM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH , you no class Republican FOOL..

Kate Hudson,when you have mosquito bites for titties a low cut strapless gown is not the look. Also look into a good hairdresser (ask mom) especially when you are going to be standing next to lady froze face.

Green Day , I liked your song alot better when it was called "San Francisco(Flowers In Your Hair)"

JLO, you falling on your ass was the most exciting part of that silly mess u call a poor-formance..

Jermajesty Jackson should file for parental emancipation for just that name alone...

Taylor Swift.. too much too soon ..

Glamberace..you are Broadway meets a drag show not rock and roll ..

Eminem, I fantasize about your mouth being sewn shut with a rusty needle on live TV by a group of angry gays with Parkinson's disease.

Lady Gaga, still crazy after all these months.

Sound glitches galore ugh.. MESS..

Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.

@ TITS

LMAO!! Crochet vagina water bottle cozy? I wanna see it!!

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/22/2009 - 11:39pm.
LOL@TV: You go, gurl!
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SOME of the dlisted posters just gush in their panties because they see someone famous from 3 blocks away, I don't see any reason to treat them like they're any better than anyone else.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 11/22/2009 - 11:42pm.

tv is about as interesting as that blue plaid shirt to the right.
......

Right. And it's HILARIOUS comments like the one you just made that make me take your opinion seriously.

:D

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Hey kittymuffin, tv is about as interesting as that blue plaid shirt to the right.
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Shhh...but there ARE some decent channels....do you have cable?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Submitted by tojo on Sun, 11/22/2009 - 11:32pm.

TITS!! Your link to the etsy knockoff!! Hilarious!! Did you see the crochet vagina water bottle cozy?! I died laughing!

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Isn't that site AMAZING? You have to read the comments too, funny as fuck!

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TV, Full-on fat tranny look. He looked like something Joan Jett pooped.
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And forgot to wipe. He wasn't worth it!

LOL...you're killing me, darlin'!!

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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

tv is about as interesting as that blue plaid shirt to the right.

Tojo - I know eh? Peaches liked it too, and she crochets.

hold me.

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PS to TV...congrat on the Yankees winnng the Series.

They do annoy me, but they are a great team! :)

What did you do to celebrate?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

LOL@TV: You go, gurl!

♥ Threadkilla!
"This piece of art caused me to have an emotional reaction. Is that normal?!" ~ Tom Haverford: Parks and Recreation.

Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 11/22/2009 - 11:35pm.
TV, I insulted Adam Lambert to his face at LA International Airport in May,
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What face? His Fat Megan Fox tranny face, or the pasty, gay natural look?
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Full-on fat tranny look. He looked like something Joan Jett pooped.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

I am so pissed. An unhappy friend called me in the middle of the awards, so I had to talk, then I had to have dinner cuz I was about to pass out.

I missed everyone falling on their asses!!!

*sniveling*
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."